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post Aug 9 2004, 12:30 AM
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species.

The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the angrier he got.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?!" With that, the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door.

The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name. So, as the student reached the door the professor called, "Hey mister, what's your name?"

The enraged student turned around, pulled up his pant legs and said, "Why dont' YOU tell ME, BUDDY???"
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 12:32 AM
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Haha that's funny.. sounds like a very evil professor though
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 12:32 AM
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:33 AM
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Lol. That's funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:22 AM
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lmao that ones a good one
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:29 AM
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Rofl.. haha..
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 02:26 PM
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lol-I didnt get it the frst tym though
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 02:36 PM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?
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lol, took me a sec. or two to get it, though laugh.gif .
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 02:40 PM
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I don't get it.
*feels stupid*
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 03:01 PM
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^^ the student couldnt identify the birds by their legs and the professor was expecting them to, and since the professor expects them to know how to do it, the professor should knoe it too, and the professor doesnt knoe the students name (or his identification) so he lifted his legs up for him to tell the difference between him and the other students

haha smart kid
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 03:02 PM
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AHAHHAHAHA
how CUTEE hahaha
how funny.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:57 PM
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I had 2 read it the second time 2 understand it laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 07:57 PM
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...........................?man,,, im feeling slow~ i dont get it*
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:26 PM
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lol what an evil proffesor- choking those poor lil birdies x]
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:29 PM
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haha thats funni
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:45 AM
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you can identify birdies by their lil feet?? yeeks. remind me not to major in zoology.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:58 AM
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that kid will probably fail that class in the end but if i saw that happening i would crack up tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 03:57 PM
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lmao
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 09:49 PM
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HAHAHA That took a while for me to process. Anywho laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:15 PM
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OMG LOLOLOLLLL.
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 01:53 AM
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hahaha ...i reli like that student. LOL ... i do simualr things to my teachers..jus not soo dramatic..
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 02:16 PM
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hahah the PROF got HOED!
 
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post Sep 29 2004, 10:58 PM
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lmao!!!! that is so funny lol i should try that with a teacher =D
 
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post Sep 29 2004, 11:04 PM
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that`s hot ;)
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I GET IT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

what a smart comeback
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 03:47 AM
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Haha, finally, a clean joke that's actually pretty good.
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 04:36 PM
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Hahaha.
That's pretty good laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 06:49 PM
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haha
 
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