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 Aug 8 2004, 11:16 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?  Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659  |
There is this married blonde and two of her friends that work at an office and latley their brunette boss has been getting off work at 2:45 and is supposed to get off work at 5. So one, day one of the blonde's friends suggest that if their boss leaves early the next day, they should leave five minutes later. So the next day the boss leaves early as they expected, and they leave five minutes after her. The blonde gets home and opens the door to her bedroom quietly to surprise her husband, when she sees her boss and him having sex.
So she slowly closes the door and the next morning she goes to her job and tells her friends "We shouldn't leave early from work anymore, I almost got caught yesterday." |
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Aug 9 2004, 12:13 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMAO!!! LOL TAHTS HILARIOUS!!!
(note: i absolutely have NOTHING against blonds... but that joke is funni, thats all) |
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Aug 9 2004, 01:30 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. I've heard of it before, its still funnyy!
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Aug 9 2004, 04:19 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
That's a weird joke..
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Aug 9 2004, 10:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lmao blondes...
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Aug 9 2004, 10:33 AM
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QUOTE(Just AJ @ Aug 8 2004, 9:16 PM) There is this married blonde and two of her friends that work at an office and latley their brunette boss has been getting off work at 2:45 and is supposed to get off work at 5. So one, day one of the blonde's friends suggest that if their boss leaves early the next day, they should leave five minutes later. So the next day the boss leaves early as they expected, and they leave five minutes after her. The blonde gets home and opens the door to her bedroom quietly to surprise her husband, when she sees her boss and him having sex. So she slowly closes the door and the next morning she goes to her job and tells her friends "We shouldn't leave early from work anymore, I almost got caught yesterday." Haha that's sad.. but not all blondes are stupid.. |
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Aug 9 2004, 01:39 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMG, That wuz so funny!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 01:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha that is really funny.
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Aug 9 2004, 01:49 PM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
funny one! haha!
I love sushi! |
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Aug 9 2004, 02:30 PM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 9 2004, 10:33 AM) Haha that's sad.. but not all blondes are stupid.. I know all blondes aren't stupid, just this one(hence the title...)  Thanks everyone! |
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Aug 9 2004, 02:35 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
... That was pretty good. She sure is dumb.
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Aug 9 2004, 03:09 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL thats so hilarious.. LOL god dam. lol i feel bad for blondes tho
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Aug 9 2004, 03:12 PM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(conster @ Aug 9 2004, 3:09 PM) LOL thats so hilarious.. LOL god dam. lol i feel bad for blondes tho Thanks, but I still have nothin against them, I just had to find a way for people to remember the people, they don't have to be 'blonde' and 'brunette'....if you don't want them to be 
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Aug 9 2004, 08:07 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omg!! what a blonde!!!
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