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 Aug 8 2004, 03:22 PM
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Aquadextrious: The art of turning the bathtub tap on with your toes.
Pain: A cat licking your sunburn. Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut. Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate idiots. Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money. Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Taxpayer: Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately needs it. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they're dead. Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle |
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Aug 8 2004, 05:02 PM
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ehh...
 i like the adult one.  did you make these up on your own?
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Aug 8 2004, 06:21 PM
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"Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle "
haha that one is funny <333 |
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Aug 8 2004, 07:30 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol the adult one is funni
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Aug 8 2004, 08:59 PM
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lmao i like the jury one... decides who has the best lawyer lmao
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Aug 9 2004, 12:49 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol add thsi in the the list
LOVE: A word involving four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. It refers to a disease that can be cured by marriage. ARCHITECT: A guy not "macho" enough to be an engineer and not queer enough to be an interior designer. TO DANCE: It refers to the vertical frustration of a horizontal desire. BRAIN: An organ that allows us to think we think. BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an idiot guided by an idiot dressed like a child. HEADACHE: A woman's most trustworthy modern contraceptive. BUST: Statue of a man without hands or the parts of a woman where a man's hands have been. ORAL EXAM: A test you must pass to become an intern in the White house. A POLITICAL CANDIDATE: A person who gets money form the rich and votes from the poor in order to protect them from each other. TONGUE: A sexual organ that some degenerates use in order to speak. PRIEST: A person everyone calls "Father" except for his own children, who call him "Uncle". EASY: It is said of a woman who has the sexual morality of a man. MAN: A living thing who at the age of nine months emerges from a place to which we will try to return for the rest of this life. INTELLECTUAL: A person capable of thinking for more than one hour about anything other than sex. MODESTY: Knowing you are perfect without telling anyone. NYMPHOMANIA: A term describing any woman who wants to have sex more often than a man. |
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