What is ur Favorite Pick-Up Line?, Guyz only! |
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What is ur Favorite Pick-Up Line?, Guyz only! |
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![]() I am single! APPLY WITHIN!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,996 ![]() |
Mine is:
Today's Word is Legs. Lets go home and spread the word!!! |
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#2
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![]() Dark Lord of McCandless ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 ![]() |
We will bury you.
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*CEP* |
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You. Me. Date. Now.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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*AngelicEyz00* |
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QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 8 2004, 11:18 AM) You. Me. Date. Now. - Chinkieeyedpnoi Hey, Jose. How 'bout "You. Me. Sex. Now" ![]() ![]() |
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my is
did u have campbells soup today? cuz u look "mmm...mmm...good" haha so lame |
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#6
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Aug 8 2004, 1:25 PM) Hey, Jose. How 'bout "You. Me. Sex. Now" ![]() ![]() loll the spread teh wrod thing is funni too |
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![]() KUNG FU/JEDI MASTER ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,433 ![]() |
why only Guys? I have some Good Pick up lines Too...
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#8
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distortion in its craziest. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,053 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,325 ![]() |
"I'm single. You're hot. Let's go."
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 ![]() |
"i lost my phone # can i haf urs?"
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#10
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![]() :hammer: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 ![]() |
If you add you and me, minus the clothes, divide the bed, we'll multiply.
^Something like that.. |
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![]() Word. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 ![]() |
mmm... a girl told me this... its not a line but a thing.
you say "can you hold this" and you have ur hand sticking out in a fist and she SHOULD have her hand out to get the thing and then u hold her hand.... lmfao. |
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![]() Assistant Manager of Personal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 ![]() |
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind alllllllll DAY!"
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 47 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,456 ![]() |
Your dad must be a baker because...
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 ![]() |
"This thing and you shall never part, for the gift I give you is all my heart"
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![]() unify and defeat... divide and crumble ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 ![]() |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Aug 8 2004, 1:25 PM) Hey, Jose. How 'bout "You. Me. Sex. Now" ![]() ![]() hey! that's mine! lolz why guys only? I've got plenty to share! |
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![]() F**k me Beautiful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 ![]() |
i dont use pick up lines but i do know a few that i find funny ;].
"is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?" lol thats 1 of my fav cuz its funny. ohhh and this one is funny too. "are you bored?" "yea" "want to play pearl harbor?" "how do u play that?" "ill be usa and lay back while u be japan and blow the hell out of me" |
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![]() NO WAI! R u Srs? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 ![]() |
QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 8 2004, 2:52 PM) my is did u have campbells soup today? cuz u look "mmm...mmm...good" haha so lame You forgot about "You're like maxwell coffee, Good to the last drop." These are my fav because they are soo old and corny. "Did i walk into a bakery because i see a sweety pie." *hands a girl a sugar packet* "Miss you forgot your name tag." My personal favorite, because i made it up. Unless someone has the same ideas as me. "1+1=2. I can't have 2 without you." Yup Yup it even has a rhythem to it. ![]() Oh and by the way, I use these on connie and they always seem to work. ![]() |
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StReEtBaWlEr91 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 ![]() |
mine is
u been naughty today go to my room ^^^^^^^ wow stupid line |
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![]() Word. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 ![]() |
"if we were both squarls (sp?) would you let me bust a nut in your hole"
"hey baby you want a pizza and a ****...... what's wrong baby you don't like pizza." lmfao and "i heard your an animal lover, if you had the chance would you kiss the bunny between the ears *pulls out pockets*" lmfao... sigh. |
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![]() vgamer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 105 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,516 ![]() |
QUOTE "are you bored?" "yea" "want to play pearl harbor?" "how do u play that?" "ill be usa and lay back while u be japan and blow the hell out of me" heh that 1's good to me ![]() i don't really use those shits anyway..... ![]() |
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QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 9 2004, 5:00 AM) i dont use pick up lines but i do know a few that i find funny ;]. "is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?" lol thats 1 of my fav cuz its funny. ohhh and this one is funny too. "are you bored?" "yea" "want to play pearl harbor?" "how do u play that?" "ill be usa and lay back while u be japan and blow the hell out of me" hahahaha.. lmfao |
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![]() I can't believe its not "Ryan" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 ![]() |
Yal...are funny!!! I love it though...expecially Elbas....because I agree
Elba..You..Me..Sex...Now...lmao But anyways....here are some I have heard...Some are from that one commercial...cant remember think it was Mikes Hard Lemonade Are you from Memphis? Cus your the only Ten I c (Tennesse) Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk back again... If I put honey on your A$$...does that make you a sweet a$$ |
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Its not my fault i fell for u, ur the one who tripped me
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![]() City lights burn ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 21 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,093 ![]() |
life is like a pencil, w/o you theres no point =D
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*wind&fire* |
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"when i first met you, you gave me the toy stories
first you gave me a BUZZ then you gave me a WOODY" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! bleh! |
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![]() Darlin dont u know? The water is poisoned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 554 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,668 ![]() |
robbygetz
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,084 ![]() |
"were u arrested earlier? cuz it muss be illegal to look that good!"
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![]() Unlock the Darkness ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,967 ![]() |
*Pulls out Library card*
Excuse me Miss, I brought my library card so I can check you out |
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,565 ![]() |
"Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Are you a parking ticket cuz u got fine written all over ya." |
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*AngelicEyz00* |
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QUOTE(someflipguy @ Aug 10 2004, 6:11 AM) Elba..You..Me..Sex...Now...lmao okie dokie... come on over to San Diego for a couple days ![]() |
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QUOTE(Krazy Kombo Kid @ Aug 8 2004, 11:03 AM) Mine is: Today's Word is Legs. Lets go home and spread the word!!! thats really perverted.... i dont know what kinda grl likes that kinda pick up line?.... that sounds more like a kinda joke line that'd turn off the closest grls next to u |
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![]() I am single! APPLY WITHIN!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,996 ![]() |
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Aug 14 2004, 5:59 PM) thats really perverted.... i dont know what kinda grl likes that kinda pick up line?.... that sounds more like a kinda joke line that'd turn off the closest grls next to u What u dont LIKEY!? |
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![]() I can do cartwheels ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 45 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,783 ![]() |
"Baby you look so good, if you died, I'd become a necrophiliac."
That one is always a winner, but if that doesn't work "Hey girl, you're looking hot. I was wondering do you walk out to your car alone?" *disclaimer* I've never used these in my life, nor do I plan to unless I want mase in the face or I somehow develop the desire to be put in jail or pulverized by the girl's boyfriend. -Fin- |
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![]() Blasian, Asian, INVASION! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 ![]() |
me: did it hurt?
him: did what hurt me: u falling from heaven when i tried tht on my bf a while ago...then again guys know all pick up lines so he like finished the line for me haha |
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 8 2004, 1:54 PM) If you add you and me, minus the clothes, divide the bed, we'll multiply. ^Something like that.. I always thought it was "Sex is like math. Add the bed, minus the clothes, divided the legs, but just make sure you won't multiply." I don't know if you can use that as a pick-up line but..lol. ![]() Here's one for you guys: "Damn girl you've got more curves than a racetrack." |
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![]() F**k me Beautiful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 ![]() |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 8 2004, 12:54 PM) If you add you and me, minus the clothes, divide the bed, we'll multiply. ^Something like that.. u + me,take away the clothes,and devide those legs so we can multiply oO; |
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 12 2004, 1:00 PM) "Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" "Are you a parking ticket cuz u got fine written all over ya." ![]() QUOTE(tlsonata @ Aug 14 2004, 11:48 PM) *disclaimer* I've never used these in my life, nor do I plan to unless I want mase in the face or I somehow develop the desire to be put in jail or pulverized by the girl's boyfriend. -Fin- ![]() |
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