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post Aug 6 2004, 06:46 AM
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ok u have to make a story for ex.

P1- Once upon a time i ate pie
P2-The pie started talking
P3-Inside my stomach

AND so on ok i start

Once upon a time i went to the doctor
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 08:02 AM
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they made me pee in a cup.

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post Aug 6 2004, 05:08 PM
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The doctor took like 4 hours to come back to the room.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 05:58 PM
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When the doctor finally came back, he told me that...
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 06:39 PM
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Cooties. No wonder people don't wanna go near me; geez.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 06:49 PM
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so i asked him if there is a cure for this.
he told me...
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 07:13 PM
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all you need to do is go lick a toad to get high.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 07:25 PM
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so i lick the toad..and...
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 07:47 PM
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i turn into a plum and get high
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:07 PM
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then i ate a little kid
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:09 PM
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And the little kid started kicking around inside my stomach.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:10 PM
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and i spat him back out
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:32 PM
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I started to feel sick and went back to the doctor's.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:39 PM
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the doctor groped me and i smacked him
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:49 PM
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And then I sued the doctor for what he did.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:50 PM
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then i took out his knees with a sword and spanked him with the sword and told him, this is what u get for screwing with the yakuza
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 12:11 AM
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then i left him there -&- walked away with a big smile. biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 12:16 AM
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then a truck came and almost hit me
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 06:48 AM
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post Aug 7 2004, 07:31 AM
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bang bang! my baby shot me down!
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got hit, but because of my super human strength only my poor toe was injured so i had to go back to the groping doctor who...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 07:37 AM
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demanded more pee..he then...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 07:48 AM
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bang bang! my baby shot me down!
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asked if i was japanese i said yes and then he said "anatawa echi to chikan to sekuhara" translation - u are a perv,sexual harasser.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 08:30 AM
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and then prounounced "watashi wa tensai desu!!!!!..... DAMARE!!!"
ENG: i am a genius!!!! SHUDDDUP!!!
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 09:10 AM
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then all of a sudden forgot all my japanese and learned chinese and said : nee hun bun(u r dumb) to the doctor
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 09:14 AM
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So then, they began trading insults in japanese, korean, mandarin, cantonese, french, and...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 10:24 AM
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hungarian and so much more languages.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 01:35 PM
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but i kicked the doc in his crotch..and walked out of dere and saw...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 04:30 PM
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post Aug 7 2004, 05:57 PM
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Once I saw Hitler, I swore that I was . . .
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 07:57 PM
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going to faint, and when i did..i ended up at..
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 10:46 PM
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hospital again. I saw the same doctor and
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:03 AM
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i wept with tears from the falling rain...it became dark and cloudy so i ran to...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:26 AM
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the police station so I could report him but . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:39 AM
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the police where doing cruel and unusual things with clowns so i...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:42 AM
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left the building and ran into . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 01:01 AM
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the local hooters
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 01:04 AM
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at the local Hooters, I hung out there and was stunned at how many beautiful women there were. Afterwards . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 01:37 AM
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i got soo drunk i woke up the next day with a...
 
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horses head...dayam shouldnt have messed wit the italian mafia eh?... to resolve this bounty on myself i...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:30 AM
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hired the teletubbies to beat them up
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:58 PM
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tinky winky, la la, and the rest of the gang beat da shiznit outta da mafia..

tinky winky did da most damage wif his purse...

but then...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:05 PM
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the gingerbread man, I ran and ran as fast as I can but . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:35 PM
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and relized i was hungry so i gobbled him up and took his candy cane then . . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:37 PM
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gave him a beat down and
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:39 PM
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and relized how could i be beating him up if i just ate him. ( lol ) but then it was not the ginger man but his nice twin so i talked to him for awhile. Then I walked my way over to sesame street and . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:42 PM
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saw Elmo. Elmo and I started talking, then one thing led to another and . . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:47 PM
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I woke up the next day with elmo in my bed. ( elmo must have gotten me really drunk ) then I ran out of sesame street. On my way out I saw a 10 foot yellow pigeon and a guy in a trashcan . I finnally got out then. . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:49 PM
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Somehow ended up in the woods. Where I saw Little Red Riding Hood being followed by the Big Bad Wolf. So I...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(ForgottenDreamz @ Aug 8 2004, 4:47 PM)
I woke up the next day with elmo in my bed. ( elmo must have gotten me really drunk )

laugh.gif LMAO - Dirty Elmo shifty.gif



*back on track* I tried to distract the Big Bad Wolf but failed, he went right after her and
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:53 PM
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Stole her basket of goods, then headed towards her grandmother's house. Little Red Riding hood was..
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:55 PM
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Abducted my the OOSB ( organization of stolen baskets ) then . .
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:57 PM
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I decided to follow the Big Bad Wolf into the grandmother's house and I saw...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:00 PM
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Michael Jackson and his 34 adopted kids! I decided to....
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:01 PM
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Slap everyone silly like an idiot and ran out of the house. I chose to follow Little Red Riding hood and saw her with....
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:02 PM
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yet another wolf so I
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:41 PM
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shaved his fur off becuase it was cold outside and made me a nice warm fur coat then I adventured to . . .
 
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one of those spasticated hedge mazes to look for...
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 05:01 AM
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A white rose because I wanted to put it in my hair and feel pretty. But suddenly...
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 08:25 AM
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i ate a banana, and became a monkey
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 09:02 AM
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"ooo a a a a oooo " (mokey noises)
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 09:16 AM
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oo a oooooo a ooo a
(Look at me dance)
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 09:12 PM
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chicken road, and then, with all my strength i challenged him to mortal kombat
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 12:17 AM
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It was probably the best i ever fought, i totally kicked his ass...anyways i started walking again and then all of a sudden
 
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some one had STOLEN my ELEPHANT!!!!!!! the rage boiled up inside me soo much i...
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 11:55 AM
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got in my car lookin to see if i could find my elephant then two..
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 01:35 PM
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policemen pulled me over and asked for...
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:13 AM
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my "elephant looking for licencse"
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:20 AM
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guess what... chicken butt.
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but i accidnetly pulled out a
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:49 AM
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banana. so we all went crazy and fought over the banana...

::banana is so hard to spell stubborn.gif ::

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all of a sudden a lion showed up and....
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 08:36 PM
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took the banana so we ran after the lion and...
 

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