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![]() Styna ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 261 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,047 ![]() |
ok u have to make a story for ex.
P1- Once upon a time i ate pie P2-The pie started talking P3-Inside my stomach AND so on ok i start Once upon a time i went to the doctor |
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![]() muted imperfections <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 ![]() |
they made me pee in a cup.
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
The doctor took like 4 hours to come back to the room.
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#4
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
When the doctor finally came back, he told me that...
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#5
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![]() pixel hybrid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 ![]() |
Cooties. No wonder people don't wanna go near me; geez.
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![]() Ah, mon Dieu ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 ![]() |
so i asked him if there is a cure for this.
he told me... |
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#7
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![]() ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 ![]() |
all you need to do is go lick a toad to get high.
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#8
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
so i lick the toad..and...
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#9
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,422 ![]() |
i turn into a plum and get high
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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then i ate a little kid
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
And the little kid started kicking around inside my stomach.
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and i spat him back out
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#13
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
I started to feel sick and went back to the doctor's.
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the doctor groped me and i smacked him
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#15
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
And then I sued the doctor for what he did.
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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then i took out his knees with a sword and spanked him with the sword and told him, this is what u get for screwing with the yakuza
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![]() -SiMPLiCiTY ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,513 ![]() |
then i left him there -&- walked away with a big smile.
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then a truck came and almost hit me
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*wind&fire* |
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lucky for me i had super human strength and i...
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![]() bang bang! my baby shot me down! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 ![]() |
got hit, but because of my super human strength only my poor toe was injured so i had to go back to the groping doctor who...
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demanded more pee..he then...
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#22
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![]() bang bang! my baby shot me down! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 ![]() |
asked if i was japanese i said yes and then he said "anatawa echi to chikan to sekuhara" translation - u are a perv,sexual harasser.
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and then prounounced "watashi wa tensai desu!!!!!..... DAMARE!!!"
ENG: i am a genius!!!! SHUDDDUP!!! |
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then all of a sudden forgot all my japanese and learned chinese and said : nee hun bun(u r dumb) to the doctor
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![]() Sharie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 ![]() |
So then, they began trading insults in japanese, korean, mandarin, cantonese, french, and...
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![]() pixel hybrid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 ![]() |
hungarian and so much more languages.
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
but i kicked the doc in his crotch..and walked out of dere and saw...
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#28
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MiCHELLEY. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 164 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 ![]() |
hitler .
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#29
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Once I saw Hitler, I swore that I was . . .
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#30
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going to faint, and when i did..i ended up at..
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#31
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hospital again. I saw the same doctor and
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![]() i'm lala. girly girl. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 ![]() |
i wept with tears from the falling rain...it became dark and cloudy so i ran to...
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the police station so I could report him but . . .
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the police where doing cruel and unusual things with clowns so i...
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#35
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left the building and ran into . . .
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the local hooters
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#37
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at the local Hooters, I hung out there and was stunned at how many beautiful women there were. Afterwards . . .
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i got soo drunk i woke up the next day with a...
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#39
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horses head...dayam shouldnt have messed wit the italian mafia eh?... to resolve this bounty on myself i...
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#40
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hired the teletubbies to beat them up
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#41
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
tinky winky, la la, and the rest of the gang beat da shiznit outta da mafia..
tinky winky did da most damage wif his purse... but then... |
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#42
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the gingerbread man, I ran and ran as fast as I can but . . .
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#43
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![]() ~Kind Soul~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,856 ![]() |
and relized i was hungry so i gobbled him up and took his candy cane then . . . .
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gave him a beat down and
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#45
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![]() ~Kind Soul~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,856 ![]() |
and relized how could i be beating him up if i just ate him. ( lol ) but then it was not the ginger man but his nice twin so i talked to him for awhile. Then I walked my way over to sesame street and . . .
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#46
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saw Elmo. Elmo and I started talking, then one thing led to another and . . .
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![]() ~Kind Soul~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,856 ![]() |
I woke up the next day with elmo in my bed. ( elmo must have gotten me really drunk ) then I ran out of sesame street. On my way out I saw a 10 foot yellow pigeon and a guy in a trashcan . I finnally got out then. . .
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#48
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
Somehow ended up in the woods. Where I saw Little Red Riding Hood being followed by the Big Bad Wolf. So I...
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#49
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QUOTE(ForgottenDreamz @ Aug 8 2004, 4:47 PM) I woke up the next day with elmo in my bed. ( elmo must have gotten me really drunk ) ![]() ![]() *back on track* I tried to distract the Big Bad Wolf but failed, he went right after her and |
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#50
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
Stole her basket of goods, then headed towards her grandmother's house. Little Red Riding hood was..
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#51
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![]() ~Kind Soul~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,856 ![]() |
Abducted my the OOSB ( organization of stolen baskets ) then . .
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#52
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
I decided to follow the Big Bad Wolf into the grandmother's house and I saw...
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#53
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
Michael Jackson and his 34 adopted kids! I decided to....
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#54
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
Slap everyone silly like an idiot and ran out of the house. I chose to follow Little Red Riding hood and saw her with....
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yet another wolf so I
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#56
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![]() ~Kind Soul~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,856 ![]() |
shaved his fur off becuase it was cold outside and made me a nice warm fur coat then I adventured to . . .
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one of those spasticated hedge mazes to look for...
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
A white rose because I wanted to put it in my hair and feel pretty. But suddenly...
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i ate a banana, and became a monkey
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![]() bang bang! my baby shot me down! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 ![]() |
"ooo a a a a oooo " (mokey noises)
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oo a oooooo a ooo a
(Look at me dance) |
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chicken road, and then, with all my strength i challenged him to mortal kombat
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
It was probably the best i ever fought, i totally kicked his ass...anyways i started walking again and then all of a sudden
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some one had STOLEN my ELEPHANT!!!!!!! the rage boiled up inside me soo much i...
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![]() PARTY NAKED ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 485 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,032 ![]() |
got in my car lookin to see if i could find my elephant then two..
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policemen pulled me over and asked for...
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my "elephant looking for licencse"
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![]() guess what... chicken butt. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 316 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,740 ![]() |
but i accidnetly pulled out a
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 ![]() |
banana. so we all went crazy and fought over the banana...
::banana is so hard to spell ![]() ::jerry:: |
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all of a sudden a lion showed up and....
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![]() let`s run around in circles ;] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,378 ![]() |
took the banana so we ran after the lion and...
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