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Aug 5 2004, 06:06 PM
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One day a little boy walked in while his dad was using the bathroom.
"Whats that?" the little boy said pointing. "thats a train" the father said. The next day the boy walked in on his mom and he said. "Whats that?" she answered... "its a bush" one night he saw the train go in the bush. the next day he invited his friend over. the mother went upstairs to give them snacks and found the two boys with their pants pulled down. "What r u doing?!" she asked the boy simply answered "I wanted to see what happens if the two trains go together. naughty. |
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Aug 5 2004, 06:07 PM
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Aug 5 2004, 06:08 PM
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... that ones so old... and that version isn't one of the funnier ones either....
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Aug 5 2004, 06:09 PM
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![]() Ah, mon Dieu ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha naughty, all right.
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Aug 5 2004, 06:28 PM
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haha! thats so funny..but the one about the garage or watever is funnier
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Aug 5 2004, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE(sweet wit a twist @ Aug 5 2004, 6:28 PM) haha! thats so funny..but the one about the garage or watever is funnier tha one when a boy is showering with his dad and his dad says "oh that's limosine [sp?]" and then tha boy showers with his mom and she says "oh that's a garage" and then they all shower together and tha boy says "hey looook tha limosine [sp?] is going in tha garage!!!" |
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Aug 5 2004, 06:58 PM
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![]() advanced newbie... S2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
ewwwww
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Aug 5 2004, 08:13 PM
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LOL. hahaha ohmy.
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Aug 5 2004, 08:32 PM
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LOL, thas really naughty
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Aug 6 2004, 10:27 AM
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hahahahahaaaa!!!
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Aug 6 2004, 11:29 AM
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Aug 6 2004, 11:33 AM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
this is the kind of things that happen if u dont tell the truth
hahah funny joke |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:16 PM
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Ew...naughty, naughty.
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Aug 6 2004, 09:39 PM
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ewwww das one naughty little boi
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Aug 6 2004, 10:53 PM
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ewww how sad.
the mom and dad are bad parents. =] |
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Aug 7 2004, 02:06 AM
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thats why sex ed it good for children... jk...
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Aug 7 2004, 12:26 PM
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lol...never heard of that one before.
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Aug 7 2004, 12:27 PM
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Crazy little kids. Ick.
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Aug 7 2004, 07:59 PM
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ewwwie... tsk tsk to them
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Aug 7 2004, 08:23 PM
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ha- naughty boy...
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Aug 7 2004, 10:33 PM
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tsk tsk tsk... kids these days haha
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Aug 8 2004, 02:50 AM
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hahaha that lil boy!! naughty naughty:shifty: i've heard one similar to this but i find this one more interesting haha
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Aug 8 2004, 03:20 AM
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Oh my..
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Aug 8 2004, 07:30 AM
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Rofl whoa.
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Aug 9 2004, 05:05 AM
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Eww. That's gross..people are crazy...
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