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post Aug 5 2004, 06:06 PM
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One day a little boy walked in while his dad was using the bathroom.
"Whats that?" the little boy said pointing.
"thats a train" the father said.
The next day the boy walked in on his mom and he said.
"Whats that?" she answered...
"its a bush"
one night he saw the train go in the bush.
the next day he invited his friend over.
the mother went upstairs to give them snacks and found the two boys with their pants pulled down.
"What r u doing?!" she asked
the boy simply answered "I wanted to see what happens if the two trains go together.


naughty. shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:07 PM
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laugh.gif ...Naughty little boy!
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:08 PM
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... that ones so old... and that version isn't one of the funnier ones either....
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:09 PM
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haha naughty, all right.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:28 PM
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haha! thats so funny..but the one about the garage or watever is funnier laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE(sweet wit a twist @ Aug 5 2004, 6:28 PM)
haha! thats so funny..but the one about the garage or watever is funnier laugh.gif

tha one when a boy is showering with his dad and his dad says "oh that's limosine [sp?]" and then tha boy showers with his mom and she says "oh that's a garage" and then they all shower together and tha boy says "hey looook tha limosine [sp?] is going in tha garage!!!"
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:58 PM
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ewwwww pinch.gif thass sick. poor boy..
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 08:13 PM
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LOL. hahaha ohmy.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 08:32 PM
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LOL, thas really naughty
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:27 AM
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hahahahahaaaa!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:29 AM
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ohmy.gif EWW!!! poor kid.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:33 AM
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this is the kind of things that happen if u dont tell the truth

hahah funny joke
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:16 PM
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Ew...naughty, naughty.
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post Aug 6 2004, 09:39 PM
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ewwww das one naughty little boi
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:53 PM
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ewww how sad.
the mom and dad are bad parents. =]
 
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thats why sex ed it good for children... jk...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 12:26 PM
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lol...never heard of that one before.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 12:27 PM
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Crazy little kids. Ick. pinch.gif
 
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ewwwie... tsk tsk to them
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 08:23 PM
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ha- naughty boy...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 10:33 PM
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tsk tsk tsk... kids these days haha
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 02:50 AM
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hahaha that lil boy!! naughty naughty:shifty: i've heard one similar to this but i find this one more interesting haha laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 03:20 AM
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Oh my.. ohmy.gif Lmao. I wonder how the parents handled that one! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:30 AM
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Rofl whoa.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:05 AM
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Eww. That's gross..people are crazy... blink.gif
 

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