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saying the right thing at just hte right time
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:31 PM
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i seen this around a lot but i get a laff out of it everytime... its hliarious!

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:41 PM
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hahaha
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:55 PM
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aww sweet..in a way..lol funny joke biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 04:32 PM
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happy.gif hahah! thats funny!
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 04:39 PM
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lmfao... cute _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:20 PM
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aww haha hes so sweet lol
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 09:50 PM
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hahahahaaa biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:00 PM
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haha how cute. :D
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 6 2004, 9:50 PM)
hahahahaaa biggrin.gif

HAHAHHAA your signature is hilarious!

Anyways, the joke is funny, but not likely to happen in real life laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Aug 6 2004, 11:11 PM)
HAHAHHAA your signature is hilarious!

Anyways, the joke is funny, but not likely to happen in real life laugh.gif

lol so are u still gonna marry? lol
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 06:55 AM
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aaaw dat sweet lol
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 09:24 AM
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post Aug 7 2004, 02:58 PM
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Haha, aww...that's so cute!
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post Aug 7 2004, 03:30 PM
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lmao atleast she noes hes faithful
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 04:40 PM
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Haha.
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 07:21 PM
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lol i'd like to know if it happens to anyone in the future.... lol
den again i dont get how the children knew about wat he sed...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 08:00 PM
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hahhaa i get it !! happy.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 08:41 PM
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LMAO!! laugh.gif smart... shifty.gif hahaha
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 03:26 AM
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Lol! Lucky man. shifty.gif He's smart even when he's drunk. biggrin.gif
 
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Lol! Lucky man. shifty.gif He's smart even when he's drunk. biggrin.gif

Don't think he was smart. Alcohol takes away your intelect.
He was probably just loyal.

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post Aug 9 2004, 05:22 AM
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What a lucky bum. I didn't get it at first. A second reading helps. Lol. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:46 AM
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lols this mans real smart....
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:53 AM
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Aww.. how sweet.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:11 PM
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lol.... smart one....
 
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