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Harry's Test
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post Aug 5 2004, 04:57 AM
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too

smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter

than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry

waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave.

She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed

to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

"Harry, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge.

Harry: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of

heat and excitement?

Harry: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:03 AM
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XDD! Dude. Smart kid.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:46 AM
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wHoa...i wish i was smart like that. lOl.

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post Aug 5 2004, 10:45 AM
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oh, nice. nice.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 11:45 AM
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HAHAHAHA
HOW FUNNY
those are some really good questions to fine out if you are a perve or not... hAHA
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 11:52 AM
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wow lol i answered the question very wrong lols hahaha but yeah that was funy


.:tony:.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 11:53 AM
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Wow, smart kid.
I got some of those wrong too.
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post Aug 5 2004, 12:00 PM
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Heh, I got the wrong image. Bad Kimmy Jr. Well, there goes how perverted I am. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:10 PM
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LMAO those are great i heard a few of those b4 but not all of those lol great joke happy.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:14 PM
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I got a few of them questions wrongs...
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:22 PM
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OMG darn that harry...i got all of those questions wrong! tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:35 PM
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hahahah. i got most of the questions wrong, maybe i shouldn't have passed the 5th grade.
 
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u just proved 11yr old grls can be wrong happy.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:59 PM
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wow harrys smart lol
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:32 PM
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haha whoa lols genius
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:34 PM
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Ownage. HAha.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 5 2004, 12:14 PM)
I got a few of them questions wrongs...

Aww man the guy on your sig just got PWNED.
I mean, P-W-N-E-D.
Awesome...

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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wow what a smart kid haha
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 07:36 PM
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like the principal, i also got all 10 questions wrong XD
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 08:08 PM
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well technically, if u or harry guessed the "sexual" answers, you are still correct... its jus that u hav a sick mind. PERV!!!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:09 AM
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errr oh wow.. i dint get a single one right... oops whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:13 AM
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Rofl! Wow, that just made my day! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:33 AM
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Pah, Harry's smarter than me. LoL, what a funny story!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:41 AM
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ROFL! The kid's got some brains!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 01:42 AM
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omfg haha i jus realized i have a nasty mind
 
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omfg haha i jus realized i have a nasty mind

me too,lol biggrin.gif laugh.gif
 
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HAHHAHAh mind`s not c o r r u p t e d yet
 
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whoa!! smart kid .. heh and i was thinking of something else .. shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 03:07 PM
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the schebenheimer test:

if this looks sick to you, you have a sick mind.

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we advise you to see psyciatric help.
 
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wow....im such a perv lol smart kid
 
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I belong in the fifth grade too then wink.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:22 AM
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lmao that harry was one smart boy...got it better then his principal my goodness! and i thought the teacher was just nasty!
 
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lols..i thought it was sumding else..;]
 
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haha....I was wrong
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM
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Lol. I also thought of what the principal was thinking.

FUNNY!~
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:46 PM
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omg~~~...i guess i belongs in first grade...:((
 
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QUOTE(SH0RTAYE @ Aug 6 2004, 12:50 PM)
HAHHAHAh mind`s not c o r r u p t e d yet

yip yip~ thats true~~
 
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hahahahahaha thats hilarious
 
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Harry's smarter than me...really..smarter than me. hehe. That was a funny story. biggrin.gif
 
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This is when a pure mind comes in handy.
 
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hahahaha smart kid =)
 
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the same stuff the perverted answers always pop into everyones mind at least if u r knowledgable <---lol im stupid i dont no how to spell that hehe ya but c there were two answers to all of those questions i got them all right but hehe ull never no which answers i used shifty.gif
 
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hahaha, wow, well innocent first graders aren't usually perverted. :P
 
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