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 Aug 4 2004, 01:08 PM
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decides that shes seen enuf and done enuf in this world. so she calls up her doctor and asks where her exact heart location is. the doctor told her 'two inches below your left nipple' ... and the lady shoots herself in her left knee cap
O_o hope u laughed coz i did hella hahaha  haha okay.. some of u dun get it.. but the humor is basically just ... the granny's old.. so her boobs sagggggggggged haha so yeah... get it now? :P ------------------------------ hahah dang or not . u guys are hard to pleaseeeee This post has been edited by vivienong: Aug 5 2004, 02:09 PM |
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Aug 5 2004, 04:22 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol that's kinda disturbing. ok not kinda, it is
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Aug 5 2004, 04:41 AM
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ehh lol
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Aug 5 2004, 05:48 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
.. Wait, what? So the lady was shocked because the doctor knew exactly where her heart was or what? o.O
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Aug 5 2004, 06:39 AM
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newbie alert! Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,886 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 5 2004, 3:48 AM) .. Wait, what? So the lady was shocked because the doctor knew exactly where her heart was or what? o.O hahah no.. she shot herselt at her left knee cap coz the doc told her that her heart locates two inch under her nipples hahah get it? |
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Aug 5 2004, 08:52 AM
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it means shes short right?
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Aug 5 2004, 11:51 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
o. thats not reallky funny. haha
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Aug 5 2004, 02:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
thats disturbing... i get the joke but its pretty damn sick... lol
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Aug 5 2004, 03:19 PM
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that seems impossilbe...
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Aug 5 2004, 04:33 PM
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that's gross...
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Aug 6 2004, 09:55 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I get it now...THAT"S REALLY SICK!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 05:23 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I got it after it was explained
 I'm a bit slow
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Aug 9 2004, 07:02 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LMAO yea, dat made me laugh!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 07:18 AM
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 Darlin dont u know? The water is poisoned Group: Member Posts: 554 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,668 |
thats saggy tits
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Aug 9 2004, 08:54 AM
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lols nice joke got anymore?
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Aug 9 2004, 04:50 PM
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newbie alert! Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,886 |
haha dang..finally some ppl get it and actually laughed or liked it haha. back from my place everyone would laugh like crazy haha
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Aug 9 2004, 08:02 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
um... was i suppose to laugh?
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Aug 9 2004, 08:09 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I still don't get it. Sounds nasty.
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Aug 11 2004, 11:15 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
i dont get it ><
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