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my fav joke.., :-D
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post Aug 1 2004, 03:57 PM
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A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 06:15 PM
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haha
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 08:01 PM
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i've heard this one. it's funnny _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 08:02 PM
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GASP!
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how cute! poor kid. ;D
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 08:32 PM
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hahahaha. the dad prob. would've been better off dying instead
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 09:04 PM
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=] didn't he already die though? =S
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 09:23 PM
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LOL. tata kiddo. hehes
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 09:29 PM
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OMG... so the milkman's the father. Creepy... so the grandparents must've been from the mother's side...
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 10:24 PM
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hahaha omg man that's wrong
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 01:23 AM
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hahaha, i lyk dat one ;)
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 02:43 PM
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that means that the milkman was the father of the kid and not the other dude there... whoa... what was the kid thinking ?
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:24 AM
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dang... that kids like, the anti christ or something!!!! whoa... and his dad's the milk man... lmao... thats foonie
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:58 AM
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HAHA..omg..took me a second to figure it out..but it's still funny..
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 01:21 PM
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i don`t get it .. stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE(x AZN D0RKii x @ Aug 3 2004, 1:21 PM)
i don`t get it .. stubborn.gif

if you read the posts before you, you wouldve gotten it _smile.gif thass so sad for the fake father tho
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 09:29 PM
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..wat a creepy kid cry.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 03:46 AM
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Naughty naughty. I like the kid though. He's got spunk happy.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 04:56 AM
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Rofl whoa that's kinda creepy..
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 06:28 AM
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i heard it in big fish
 
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lol thats pretty sad
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 01:09 PM
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Aww man. Poor dad.
I'm guessing the kid's gonna be saying, " ta ta Mommy " that night.

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post Aug 4 2004, 01:23 PM
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QUOTE(JustHere4NoReason @ Aug 1 2004, 9:29 PM)
OMG... so the milkman's the father.  Creepy...  so the grandparents must've been from the mother's side...

yup! I heard this one before from my bro. Its sad though. The milkman is the real dad. I actually think this story is sad and not funny. But i like this story. And yah my bro said its from Big Fish.
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 01:33 PM
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ohmy.gif .............Lol. laugh.gif That was funny.
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 05:17 PM
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LoL! Very nice.


Ta ta kid. shifty.gif Lol. biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 07:54 PM
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haha lol
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM
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LMao, heard that joke b4...
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:22 PM
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lol thers like a million jokes out there about the mother cheating on a milkman, mail man, etc but this one is the funniest laugh.gif i wish i had powers to fortell the future happy.gif
poor kid.... the man was better off dying...
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:48 PM
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lmao nice i like that
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 03:26 PM
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I get it. LMAO

It a old joke thought. Read it somewhere else.
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 10:39 PM
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i heard a different versino where a doctor has an inventino that transfers all the pain from child birth to the father during a women's pregnancy.....and ntohing happened ot the dad and when they came home the milkman was dead........
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:43 AM
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that kid has seriously killer powers!!! power to kill in a matter of a few words!!!
 
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rofl1.gif
 
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post Jun 11 2007, 12:56 AM
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hahahah a bastard child!!!
 
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post Jun 27 2007, 01:16 AM
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I didn't get it until i read the posts after that lol.
 
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post Jun 28 2007, 03:05 AM
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Haha. Poor dad _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 28 2007, 03:08 AM
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clap.gif Yay for old jokes (this topic is almost 3 years old. hahaha)
It's still pretty funny though.
 
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Holy fudge. This topic was started three years ago? ROFL XD.gif
 
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