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post Jul 30 2004, 04:18 PM
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 04:59 PM
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lmfao! poor doggiie!! cry.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 05:09 PM
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hahaha! so sad..
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 06:29 PM
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Lol poor dog.
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:13 PM
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lol .. funny but sad .. p0or doggie sad.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:16 PM
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:17 PM
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rofl...aww man, thast sad
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:26 PM
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aww.. poor dog.. hehe
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:32 PM
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haha that is kinda sad, but ssoo funny
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 12:57 PM
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hahaha i was cracking up... lol so sad... too bad for the dog pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 06:27 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA. ohmygosh, poor dog!!
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 06:49 PM
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ahh i feel bad for the dog
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 08:20 PM
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Ahaha, that's what he gets for maturbating whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 11:59 PM
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:03 AM
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ahahahah funnnny!
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:13 AM
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hahaha lmao poor dog
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:02 PM
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omg!!!!... ouh!!! i feel bad for tat dog*
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 01:32 AM
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woah

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post Aug 2 2004, 05:19 AM
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lol! ahh thats prety funny
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 02:40 PM
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awww poor dog !!
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 04:16 PM
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poor doggie! ohmy.gif haha..its funny tho happy.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:23 AM
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lmao, that sounds like something my step brother would do. poor puppie-head -__-;;
why would you be jerking off if your dog's right there????... i shudder to think...
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 09:13 PM
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Hahaha...thaz a good one. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 03:48 AM
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I feel sorry for the poor dog. sad.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 04:37 AM
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Wow, that got me cracking up hard! Also gives me an idea shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 04:47 AM
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QUOTE(seitekiflip @ Jul 30 2004, 2:18 PM)
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.    Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.    All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.    "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.    The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.    About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."    Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.    A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."  "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

Roflmfao.
And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten.
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Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation!
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post Aug 4 2004, 12:27 PM
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haha lols thats just too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif






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post Aug 5 2004, 12:08 PM
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ROFL, that's good.
Poor doggy though!
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:01 PM
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Whoa! That cracked me up. Poor doggie...
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 02:58 PM
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lmao the boy musta been doing the dog first ;X
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 4 2004, 4:47 AM)
Roflmfao.
And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten.
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Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation!
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LOL so funny, that kid would be traumatized for the rest of his life(abstinence, anyone?)
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 03:21 PM
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lol... poor dog
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 06:52 PM
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hahaha that's mad funny laugh.gif pity for the dog though sad.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:22 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww..................... POOR DOG AND POOR MOM.

I wouldn't want a kid that did.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:19 AM
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HAHAHA OUCHiEE
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 12:08 PM
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wow i seriously pity the boy.
so he whacked off and a bullet came out.
do u know how big a bullet is?
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 03:17 PM
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OMG HAHA that would b very good lol
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 05:06 PM
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oh the poor dog!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 07:33 PM
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awww. lol.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 07:34 PM
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funny.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 08:34 PM
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omg laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:28 PM
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Ouch, that would hurt coming out..
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:28 PM)
Ouch, that would hurt coming out..

exactly my point...
lmfao "pressurized bullet ejaculation"
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:17 PM
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ive heard it before, its funny though
 
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haha nevr heard that b4 very funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 03:47 PM
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damnit why the dog?
 
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wth? haha, never heard this one before. i feel sorry for the dog.
 
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HAHAH yah! funi...yet sad!!! biggrin.gif
 
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hhhahahahhahahahhahaha gosh thats funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:07 PM
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eww but funnie lol to bad fer the dog tho
 
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