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 Jul 28 2004, 01:56 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
If AOL was a city
1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. 2. You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck. 3. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14.4 modems for only $399.99. 4. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your yard. 5. The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known resident. 6. The local post office won't forward your mail to you when you move. 7. If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a form letter saying how you, "Really are important to us." 8. Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the store by a bouncer screaming, "We're sorry, this store is temporarily unavailable." 9. Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license tag and laugh at you, behind your back. 10. You'd occasionally be sent home during your day by another bouncer telling you that the city has performed an illegal operation. 11. You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most new arrivals would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with garbage, and vacate before sun-up. 12. The administration would build a huge, state of the art park, and allow the kids to play there free, then suddenly start demanding money. 
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Jul 28 2004, 01:59 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
Lol. Intresting!
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Jul 28 2004, 03:39 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao. very nice =)
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Jul 28 2004, 03:49 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
AOL is very annoying. I hate it.
It's really really really annoying. Your joke made me laugh like crazy though. :) |
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Jul 28 2004, 06:39 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
That would be so true!
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Jul 28 2004, 07:14 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
haha... omg dis is gay**!!
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Jul 28 2004, 09:34 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
its true... but it wasnt very funnie to me but oh well good job.
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Jul 29 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha that makes sense... ^ ^
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Jul 29 2004, 08:59 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ok that was interseting. not that funny to be but i get the point
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Jul 30 2004, 09:35 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
its all very true
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Jul 30 2004, 12:45 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol how tru
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Jul 30 2004, 01:19 PM
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 Afflicted: Hurt. Group: Member Posts: 443 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,295 |
I feel like that right now, with my service. DIE AOL or atleast improve. =)
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Aug 1 2004, 01:12 AM
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lol thats logical
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Aug 1 2004, 01:18 AM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i use AOL... it works fine with me... maybe ya dont have AOL OPTIMIZED! lmfao.
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Aug 1 2004, 04:12 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol ok... i gues thats tru
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Aug 6 2004, 12:44 AM
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 memories echo the silence Group: Member Posts: 171 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,624 |
lol thats really funnie! XD
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Aug 6 2004, 12:47 AM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
lmao, very interesting.
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Aug 6 2004, 09:26 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
haha thats true
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Aug 6 2004, 09:46 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
ha, that seems true...
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Aug 6 2004, 12:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Haha, I'm glad I don't have AOL.
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Aug 6 2004, 12:42 PM
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MiCHELLEY. Group: Member Posts: 164 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,846 |
hey thats where i LiVE !
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Aug 6 2004, 01:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol good joke... i dint get a few of them tho... great joke none-the-less
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Aug 6 2004, 03:54 PM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
lol, good joke
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Aug 6 2004, 04:07 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
LMAO!!! i've personally never used AOL, but i guessi can relate with msn...
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Aug 10 2004, 11:49 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hmm...good to know..
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Aug 11 2004, 01:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
but seriously, all my frends use aol
is it that bad? |
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Aug 11 2004, 02:20 AM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
Ha. I'm glad I stopped using AOL around the times of 4.0..
Comcast is much more faster and reliable *gives a flyer and a trial cd* BUY NOW FOR THREE DIFFICULT PAYMENTS OF $19.95!! |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:10 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
loL nice!
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Aug 11 2004, 12:41 PM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
wow i wouldent wanna live there
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Aug 11 2004, 12:44 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
pretty cool!
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