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Bush joke, hope no one is offended
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post Jul 28 2004, 08:52 AM
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ok, bush, shaq, a high student and a farmer were on a plane. The pilot had a heart attack and couldnt fly the plane and there were only 3 parachutes. Kobe says, i need to get one because ima famous basketball player and takes one and jumps off, then bush gets 1 and says im the president so he jumps off, then the farmer said, kid, u should take it, u have ur whole life ahead of u, but the high school kid says, its ok, theres still 2 parachutes left, george bush took my backpack instead

ehh, i no, it sounds kinda bad, but i tried
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 09:39 AM
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haha oOo this was funny!
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 10:02 AM
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..thats not funny.
where is the catch to it?
that bush is stupid or sumthing?
you replaced BUSH with BLOND. i heard it already.
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post Jul 28 2004, 01:10 PM
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lol- laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 12:42 PM
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haha good job
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 02:02 PM
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haha nice
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 02:03 PM
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who again?
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nice.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 02:18 PM
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haha tats pretty funny
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 08:26 PM
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ive heard it before except that instead of 'bush' it was 'blonde'
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post Jul 29 2004, 08:45 PM
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i heard that one before too..except it was the prime minister of somewhere instead of kobe bryant, and the pope instead of a farmer.

it's still funny. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 09:02 PM
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it aint stupid its funny. that would suck if it happened in real life.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:03 PM
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couldnt of thought of it myself, but u changed shaq to kobe

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ok, bush, shaq, a high student and a farmer were on a plane. The pilot had a heart attack and couldnt fly the plane and there were only 3 parachutes. Kobe says, i need to get one because ima famous basketball player and takes one and jumps off, then bush gets 1 and says im the president so he jumps off, then the farmer said, kid, u should take it, u have ur whole life ahead of u, but the high school kid says, its ok, theres still 2 parachutes left, george bush took my backpack instead
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:08 PM
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laugh.gif I thought that was pretty funny!
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:43 PM
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OMG....LMAO! hahahaha

...funny happy.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(6feet_under @ Jul 29 2004, 11:03 PM)
couldnt of thought of it myself, but u changed shaq to kobe

lmao, sorry, i wasnt concentrating on wat i was saying(typing in this matter)
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:14 PM
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LMAO, that joke wuz hilarious!
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:15 PM
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haha nice
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:16 PM
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LOL. funny joke...hehe bush deserves that =P
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:22 PM
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lol thats funni but i heard that joke already except instead of george bush, it waz hilary clinton
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(burts_bees @ Jul 29 2004, 8:45 PM)
i heard that one before too..except it was the prime minister of somewhere instead of kobe bryant, and the pope instead of a farmer.

it's still funny. biggrin.gif

Yeah, same with me(I was thinking about posting that one, soon pinch.gif ) ^^^Hey Suzette, where'd you get that avatar(i was putting that on my name, but I can't now lol)?
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:31 AM
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i dont really get it. or find it funny..
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:34 PM
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it funny since I hate bush.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 28 2004, 8:52 AM)
ok, bush, shaq, a high student and a farmer were on a plane. The pilot had a heart attack and couldnt fly the plane and there were only 3 parachutes. Kobe says, i need to get one because ima famous basketball player and takes one and jumps off, then bush gets 1 and says im the president so he jumps off, then the farmer said, kid, u should take it, u have ur whole life ahead of u, but the high school kid says, its ok, theres still 2 parachutes left, george bush took my backpack instead

ehh, i no, it sounds kinda bad, but i tried

kudos to you for bashing on bush heh thumbsup.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:41 PM
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i heard that, but instead of bush it was the worlds smartest man
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:19 PM
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well bush must be a dumbass i mean how big can a guy's bakpack be?
the president of USA can't figure out wats a back pack and wats a parachute
sad therefore fu*king funni
 
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