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 Jul 22 2004, 12:05 AM
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There were 3 green berets that got lost in a jungle while on a mission. They stumbled upon a village and were instantly taken captive by the natives in the village. They were all held captive and were awaiting their fates while being locked up. Finally, one of the head people in the village came over and told them all that they had to face punishment for trespassing in their village. He told them they would be taken out 1 by 1 and they had to choose either 'jumbojumbo' or death. So then he takes the first guy out to the leader of the village and the leader asks him... do you want 'jumbojumbo' or death? The guy is thinking... I dunno what 'jumbojumbo' is but it's gotta be better than death. So he tells the leader... I want 'jumbojumbo.' As soon as he says that the leader starts to ring a bell really loud and all the men in the village come out, line up, and drop their pants. After they are done... the guy goes back to where the other guys are held and he walks in really sore and he can't even talk. The other guys don't know what happened and are getting kinda scared. Then they bring the 2nd guy out of their holding cell to go talk to the leader. He asks the soldier the same question and the soldier thinks the same think... 'jumbojumbo' is probably better than death even if i don't know what it is. So he says it and the same thing happens.. the leader rings the bell, the men come out, line up, and drop their pants. So afterward the 2nd guy goes back and he is really sore too but he is able to talk a little. He tells the 3rd guy... no matter what they ask you... choose death... trust me it's better than 'jumbojumbo.' So the 3rd guy says ok and goes out to the leader. The leader asks the same question and the 3rd guy, remembering what the 2nd guy said, chooses death.
This time... the leader gets real excited and rings the bell even louder and faster! As the guys come running out the leader yells, "Death by jumbojumbo!!!" |
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Jul 22 2004, 02:00 PM
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 Createblogger Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,029 |
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Jul 22 2004, 02:35 PM
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ewie
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Jul 22 2004, 04:58 PM
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thats nasty and hilarious
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Jul 22 2004, 04:58 PM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
thats mad sick...hahah but funny. sounds a little like the guys at my school...
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Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
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HAHAHA
how sad! hahaaah |
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Jul 23 2004, 12:11 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG lol! poor guy...
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Jul 23 2004, 12:23 PM
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lol.
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Jul 23 2004, 10:57 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
gross!!!
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Jul 24 2004, 09:17 AM
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eww...that is so disgusting, but it is funny
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Jul 25 2004, 05:42 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha omg that's nasty but realli funni
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