why dem south koreans so damn FAST |
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 Feb 21 2010, 04:33 AM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
u guys are asian. explain to me.
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Feb 21 2010, 06:54 AM
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Theyre running away from North Korea.
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Feb 21 2010, 12:33 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
They're running away from communism.
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Feb 21 2010, 01:16 PM
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They're chasing some dogs aka dinner.
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Feb 21 2010, 05:53 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
They're sticking their arms out and tripping up other skaters (and occasionally, themselves). I'm no expert in speed skating, but damn, those Koreans are such cheats.
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Feb 21 2010, 08:06 PM
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 AIDS at RAVES. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,386 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,878 |
QUOTE(Gigi @ Feb 21 2010, 05:53 PM)  They're sticking their arms out and tripping up other skaters (and occasionally, themselves). I'm no expert in speed skating, but damn, those Koreans are such cheats. Them tripping themselves is one incident. If you watched the 1000M race today, you would have noticed that Apollo Ohno (USA) pulled out his right arm while the South Koreans were going for the top spots. To answer the OP's question, I would have to say that the reason for theit win is that they didnt waste their energy in the first 5 laps like Canada, we all know its harder to maintain the top spot than coming up as the underdog. Also being Asian might have helped as well. Their thinner bodies and shorter heights could have played a significance in this race when it comes to air resistance |
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Feb 21 2010, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Feb 21 2010, 04:53 PM) They're sticking their arms out and tripping up other skaters (and occasionally, themselves). I'm no expert in speed skating, but damn, those Koreans are such cheats. ^ AND THEY MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS LIKE THIS |
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Feb 21 2010, 08:54 PM
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Asians have finally found a use for their lack of endowment. Through the use of ki and chakra, they shrink their penises to unbelievably small proportions and use the extra lack of genital weight to accelerate.
See guys! your shortcummings are actually a gift, somewhat 
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