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 Jan 11 2010, 05:26 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\  Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927  |
First, technology.
A real man's favorite phone is the Droid. A real man's favorite browser is Mozilla Minefield. A real man's favorite operating system is Debian GNU/Linux. A real man's favorite video game is Unreal Tournament 2004. a REAL MAN'S FAVORITE KEY IS CAPS LOCK. A real man's favorite Photoshop version is CS2. A real man's favorite computer case is the CM Stacker 830 SE A real man's favorite monitor is the 24 inch Sony CRT. A real man's favorite speakers are the Logitech G51. Animals. A real man's favorite dog is the Husky. A real man's favorite cat is the Russian Blue. A real man's favorite bird is the Crossbill. Household. A real man's favorite deodorant is Axe Dry A real man's favorite toothpaste is Colgate regular paste. A real man's favorite razor is the Gillette Mach 3 Fusion Traditional games and sports. A real man's favorite board game is Risk. A real man's favorite card game is Blackjack. A real man's favorite tabletop game is Warhammer 40k A real man's favorite sport is Hockey. Porn/sex. A real man's favorite fetish is bondage. A real man's favorite porn genre is hentai. A real man's favorite ass is pretty much any one I have saved. Internet. A real man's favorite website is Cracked.com A real man's favorite traditional forum is Facepunch Studios. A real man's favorite imageboard is 4chan. A real man's favorite board is /g/. A real man's favorite chat protocol is IRC. A real man's favorite IRC server is synirc. Cars. A real man's favorite vehicle class is Muscle cars. A real man's favorite car is the 1966 Ford 427 Shelby. A real man's favorite truck is the Ford F350. Music. A real man's favorite genre is EDM. A real man's favorite artist/group is Justice. A real man's favorite song is DoTA by Basshunter. A real man's favorite hobby is adding to this list. If I agree, I'll add it. If I disagree, I'll say "no fuck you" Added by fake men. A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay. Real men take it in the butt. |
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Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
what real man's favorite porn is cartoon characters lol? f*ck that. a real man likes real women.
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Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
jc I need help with the layout and stuff for the blog I am taking suggestions.
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Jan 11 2010, 05:42 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 11 2010, 04:29 PM)  what real man's favorite porn is cartoon characters lol? f*ck that. a real man likes real women. Real men like real women, but they are not required. |
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Jan 11 2010, 08:33 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ.
But, A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay. 
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Jan 11 2010, 08:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
ITT: Real Man = Referring to CJ
I do however agree with most of the techology/internet stuff. |
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Jan 11 2010, 09:18 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ. But, A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay. I mostly agree. btjunkie ties with it when tpb is down. Will add though. |
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Jan 11 2010, 09:21 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Real men take it in the butt.
Add it bitch ass. |
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Jan 11 2010, 09:23 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:21 PM) Real men take it in the butt. Add it bitch ass. k |
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Jan 11 2010, 09:36 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I hate you
I am a real man. 
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Jan 11 2010, 09:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ. But, A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay. If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop? |
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Jan 11 2010, 09:50 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:36 PM) I hate you I am a real man. ultranigger QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 08:38 PM) If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop? I download trials and then use a keygen to unlock them. And I get keygen music |
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Jan 11 2010, 10:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 11 2010, 08:50 PM) ultranigger I download trials and then use a keygen to unlock them. And I get keygen music Keygen music is the best. I found a site devoted to making music for keygens. |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:01 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 11:38 PM) If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop? I don't use TPB (often). CJ does, I assume. And like I said in the same post, "real man" most likely refers to CJ.  And by the way, I actually did use a torrent for Photoshop (along with Paradox Keygen, thanks to CJ). |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:06 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 09:46 PM) Keygen music is the best. I found a site devoted to making music for keygens. I know what site you're talking about too. Also, I didn't know it was a Team Paradox keygen, I would have linked you to one with better music. |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:16 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 01:06 AM) I know what site you're talking about too. Also, I didn't know it was a Team Paradox keygen, I would have linked you to one with better music. Meh, I had my volume muted anyway, at that time. 
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Jan 11 2010, 11:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 10:16 PM) Meh, I had my volume muted anyway, at that time. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU- |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:32 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Real men don't need lists.
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Jan 11 2010, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 11 2010, 10:32 PM) Real men don't need lists. Real men couldn't give a crap what a woman says and make a list anyways. |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:42 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 10:39 PM) Real men couldn't give a crap what a woman says and make a list anyways. +1 |
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Jan 11 2010, 11:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
Hockey?
Are real men Canadian? |
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Jan 12 2010, 05:28 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 06:26 AM) Real men take it in the butt. uhhh. |
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Jan 12 2010, 04:35 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(doughnut @ Jan 12 2010, 04:28 AM) uhhh. Abbey told me to. |
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Jan 12 2010, 06:12 PM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
Real men don't use Viagra or a penis pump.
 
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Jan 12 2010, 07:44 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(AimeeLynn @ Jan 12 2010, 05:12 PM) Real men don't use Viagra or a penis pump. That's why neither is up on that list. |
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Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
Real men don't need lists to define who they are.
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Jan 12 2010, 10:43 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 06:50 PM) Real men don't need lists to define who they are. Real men aren't gay. |
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Jan 13 2010, 10:02 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,142 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,926 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 10:43 PM) Real men aren't gay. Real men aren't bisexual.
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Jan 13 2010, 03:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,288 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,380 |
Axe Dry? really?
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Jan 13 2010, 04:20 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(tcunningham @ Jan 13 2010, 09:02 AM) Real men aren't bisexual. You can't prove that. |
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Jan 13 2010, 04:38 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(Tramatize @ Jan 13 2010, 02:37 PM) Axe Dry? really? for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products. |
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Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
You guys are forgetting that "real men" or "real man" pretty much refers to CJ.
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Jan 13 2010, 06:57 PM
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here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM) Real men don't need lists to define who they are.  Real men wear the pants. 
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Jan 13 2010, 08:47 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 13 2010, 03:38 PM) for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products. Axe dry isn't as pungent as other Axe products. It's their body spray that's terrible. |
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Jan 13 2010, 08:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 2,648 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,265 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM) You guys are forgetting that "real men" or "real man" pretty much refers to CJ. Pretty easy thing to forget. |
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Jan 13 2010, 08:51 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) Pretty easy thing to forget. lmao |
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Jan 13 2010, 09:06 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 10:48 PM) Pretty easy thing to forget. LOL |
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Jan 13 2010, 09:47 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) Pretty easy thing to forget. I disagree. |
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Jan 13 2010, 10:03 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 13 2010, 11:47 PM) I disagree. Son, I am disappoint. I figured you'd say something clever. :\ |
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Jan 13 2010, 11:14 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 09:03 PM) Son, I am disappoint. I figured you'd say something clever. :\ But there is nothing else to it. I disagree, and that's it. |
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Jan 14 2010, 02:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 2,648 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,265 |
No worries, he's scouring /b/ for a clever meme as we speak.
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Jan 14 2010, 04:31 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
In other news, /b/ is the worst board on 4chan. Real men browse /g/ and occasionally /v/.
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Jan 14 2010, 07:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 14 2010, 01:31 PM) In other news, /b/ is the worst board on 4chan. Real men browse /g/ and occasionally /v/. wrong. it's all about the /y/ |
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Jan 14 2010, 08:10 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 14 2010, 06:51 PM) wrong. it's all about the /y/ I have to disagree with you there. Real men aren't gay. |
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Jan 16 2010, 01:40 AM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
I already covered this.
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