why should nonchristians convert?, have funn! Options

[redsoxbaby87]

give all us nonchristians reasons to convert. thought i highly doubt that you could persuade ANY of us. oh and nonchristians please arguee back and make this all interesting.

[EmeraldKnight]

*sigh* Not another religion thread..

Someone's already tried to convert me.. I'd rather not deal with religion

[ryfitaDF]

the reason i haet christianty is because of all it's reason's why i shoudl convert.

[princess2113]

hummm b/c Jesus is amazing, provides for u, loves u, saved u...and u will go to Heaven

[EmeraldKnight]

hummm b/c Jesus is amazing, provides for u, loves u, saved u...and u will go to Heaven

Reading that.. and now reading the following..

the reason i haet christianty is because of all it's reason's why i shoudl convert.

I think I shall agree with the latter..

[Spirited Away]

Reason why I shouldn't convert:

I get to keep my free will, no limits, no constraints--I can think for myself. I mean the real thing, not something like: I'm "created" with 'free will', but then I have to follow the will of God anyway.

So yeah, that's reason enough for me.

[HiddenFaerie]

People have attempted to convert me. I suggest not to try to convert a well read person. I can question to no end!


I suppose I hate religon, in general, because their are too many guidelines. Do it this way or it's wrong. Read this, dress like this, act like this. That's too much for me. If I want to pray or worship my God then I will. I don't need people telling me how to.

[princess2113]

People have attempted to convert me. I suggest not to try to convert a well read person. I can question to no end!


I suppose I hate religon, in general, because their are too many guidelines. Do it this way or it's wrong. Read this, dress like this, act like this. That's too much for me. If I want to pray or worship my God then I will. I don't need people telling me how to.

dress like what?

[sadolakced acid]

oh, this shall be fun.

hummm b/c Jesus is amazing, provides for u, loves u, saved u...and u will go to Heaven

1. jesus is amazing. have you met him? do you know him? do you know anything besides that book of historical fiction?

2. provides for u last time i check, my parents did that. if they were to lose thier jobs, nooo, jesus isn't turning up with food. that would be welfare, the government, or meals on wheels.

3. loves u so does michael jackson (if you're a little boy). enough said.

4. saved u when? not now, not before. jesus never helped anyone after he died. assuming that what the book of historical fiction says he did was based in some fact. if it wasn't, then he never helped anyone. this is assuming he exists, or course, without using the book of historical fiction as a refrence.

5. and u will go to Heaven why? why will i go to heaven? just because i'm christian? so all non christians burn, no matter how good they are, but only christians can get past the pearlies????? what kind of religion is that?

[bebebasa89]

uhm..its a popular misconception that christianity is restraining. . BUT...its really the only thing that sets yu free....jesus is amazing & wonderful and theres no feeling that can ever take the place of peace in god... when you have god in yur heart you will be saved and go to heaven . . others will be doomed to an eternity in helL ..so where do want to be when you die heaven or hell? i love going to church and the friends i have in chuch are the closest one i have in the world..its bcuz yu just have a special connestion with them....people should really convert bcuz when you think about what god has done for you, he died and suffered for your sins so that you will not go to hell, all you have to do is accept him and yu will get the gift of eternal life..

John 3:16
for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life..


uhm you can im me if yu need to talk more...i can pray for anyone

[bebebasa89]

1. jesus is amazing. have you met him? do you know him? do you know anything besides that book of historical fiction?

2. provides for u last time i check, my parents did that. if they were to lose thier jobs, nooo, jesus isn't turning up with food. that would be welfare, the government, or meals on wheels.

3. loves u so does michael jackson (if you're a little boy). enough said.

4. saved u when? not now, not before. jesus never helped anyone after he died. assuming that what the book of historical fiction says he did was based in some fact. if it wasn't, then he never helped anyone. this is assuming he exists, or course, without using the book of historical fiction as a refrence.

5. and u will go to Heaven why? why will i go to heaven? just because i'm christian? so all non christians burn, no matter how good they are, but only christians can get past the pearlies????? what kind of religion is that?

1 jesus is amazing and yes i kno him one on one...
2 jesus provides for everything....you cant depend on your parent bcuz god controls everything and he can take them away anyday..
3 if your not a christian you wouldnt know the real love of jesus christ and its really offensive that yur comparing gods love to micheal jacksons
4 he saved me when he died for me...he had to die for our sins so that we will not be condemned in hell...he helped a lot of people they`re called * miracles *

[Spirited Away]

1 jesus is amazing and yes i kno him one on one...

He's omnipotent right? Can I ask you questions and if you don't know can you ask Him and tell me the answer?

2 jesus provides for everything....you cant depend on your parent bcuz god controls everything and he can take them away anyday..

Sure He does.... Just like He provdies for all those hungry and sick families in other third world countries.

I don't know about you, but I depend on my parents for guidance and support. They may not be all powerful like God, but they are more real and tangible than He. Is your relationship with your parents okay? I mean, I love my parents, and they love me... so I can depend on them.

3 if your not a christian you wouldnt know the real love of jesus christ and its really offensive that yur comparing gods love to micheal jacksons

Well........ since we're heathens, what do you expect? Even though, I will say that it was very impolite of him/her to liken the two.

4 he saved me when he died for me...he had to die for our sins so that we will not be condemned in hell...he helped a lot of people they`re called * miracles

What sins that I have commited that will warrant Hell? Hmm, I lied a couple of times to my parents about going to my friend's house instead of going to the library. Hmmm.. what else? I flicked off this one guy who cut me off in traffic and I cursed out this person who almost hit me because she ran the stop sign.

Hmm.. oh boy, I'll go to Hell because I did trivial things... Okay, sure, why not.

[bebebasa89]

What sins that I have commited that will warrant Hell? Hmm, I lied a couple of times to my parents about going to my friend's house instead of going to the library. Hmmm.. what else? I flicked off this one guy who cut me off in traffic and I cursed out this person who almost hit me because she ran the stop sign.

Hmm.. oh boy, I'll go to Hell because I did trivial things... Okay, sure, why not.

its not just even what yu do....just thinkin about doing a sin is just as good as doing it..and yu will go to hell you cant help that bcuz yu are human...and adam and eve made a huge mistake so everyone is a sinner...the only way to get out of it is to accept god..

[Spirited Away]

its not just even what yu do....just thinkin about doing a sin is just as good as doing it..and yu will go to hell you cant help that bcuz yu are human...and adam and eve made a huge mistake so everyone is a sinner...the only way to get out of it is to accept god..

No thank you.

If Someone is so petty as to not forgive me for doing something trivial, and making me do something just to be forgiven, there's no point in being friends with Him/Her.

[sadolakced acid]

uhm..its a popular misconception that christianity is restraining. . BUT...its really the only thing that sets yu free....jesus is amazing & wonderful and theres no feeling that can ever take the place of peace in god... when you have god in yur heart you will be saved and go to heaven . . others will be doomed to an eternity in helL ..so where do want to be when you die heaven or hell? i love going to church and the friends i have in chuch are the closest one i have in the world..its bcuz yu just have a special connestion with them....people should really convert bcuz when you think about what god has done for you, he died and suffered for your sins so that you will not go to hell, all you have to do is accept him and yu will get the gift of eternal life..

John 3:16
for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life..


uhm you can im me if yu need to talk more...i can pray for anyone 

oh boy. lucky me.

1.uhm..its a popular misconception that christianity is restraining. popular misconception? might i add that christianity is the one that is telling me that my gods are fake? and that it doesn't allow gay priests? and other stuff? tolerant my a--.

2. . BUT...its really the only thing that sets yu free sets me free? if i convert? haha. nice one. sets me free. let's see... am i not free now? with my own gods?

3. jesus is amazing & wonderful and theres no feeling that can ever take the place of peace in god hmm.. amazing and wonderful. do you see dead people, by any chance? peace in god. one noun in another? i'll pretend you said faith in god. and how can anything take the place of it. it never existed to me. not this 'god the father' god.

4.when you have god in yur heart you will be saved and go to heaven even if it's one of the 'fake gods'? what about serial killers? murderers? 'sinners?' will they still go to heaven if they have 'god in thier heart'?

5.others will be doomed to an eternity in helL what a nice, tolerant religion. let me tell you something. i would rather spend an enterity in hell than an eternity in heaven with a bigshot that can cure all the suffering in the world but chooses not to. is not that what you do in heaven? 'enjoy the prescence of god'?

6. so where do want to be when you die heaven or hell? see above. and one other thing, how come i have to belive in god to go to heaven? isn't it enough to be good in your heart? to have done good things?

7. i love going to church and the friends i have in chuch are the closest one i have in the world my bad. i though church was about worshiping god, not a social event. but is that a reason i should convert? i think not.

8.its bcuz yu just have a special connestion with them so really. that's nice. a special connection. why, might i ask, is this limited to friends at church. and see above also. that's not a reason to convert.

9.....people should really convert bcuz when you think about what god has done for you 'god' has done nothing for the childern dying in africa form AIDS. 'god' has done nothing to avert war. 'god' has done nothing to create a better world. 'god' has done nothing for me. no, 'sacraficing' his son is not doing something for me. i'm going to burn anyways, according to you.

10.he died and suffered for your sins so that you will not go to hell he did? when did he do that? when he got crucified and went to heaven? that's suffering, alright. oh boy, an eternity as the almighty. that's really suffering. why can't i just go to heaven or hell because of me having been good or bad? that's what should matter, not if you belive in 'god'.

11.all you have to do is accept him and yu will get the gift of eternal life.. the gift of eternal life. you mean an eternity in heaven, with 'god' and an eternity with all the murderers who accepted him?

12.John 3:16
for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life.. wait... so you say... that all that belive in 'god' will live forever? where are thos immortal christians? all i see are some that are immoral.

13.uhm you can im me if yu need to talk more...i can pray for anyone save your prayers. this isn't really a reason i should convert, so i won't debase it.

14. please use english, like you and because instead of yu and bcaz. because i think ending my point by point breakdown of your argument with 13 isn't that good.

oh, do i love this.

[Sumiaki]

"Why should nonchristians convert?"

I think that they could convert if they wanted to. There's really no real reason why they should.

[sadolakced acid]

oh, and if being born is a sin, then why would i want to join this religion?

[inlonelinessidie]

lol, have fun (sub-topic note)
Non-Christians convert because they want a feeling of exception;it's human nature. The religion teaches morality, exception, and life after death. Seems appealing to all so that's one reason. Too lazy to write the rest. lol

[Spirited Away]

lol, have fun (sub-topic note)
Non-Christians convert because they want a feeling of exception;it's human nature. The religion teaches morality, exception, and life after death. Seems appealing to all so that's one reason. Too lazy to write the rest. lol 

1) family and friends give me the feeling of acception.

2) my culture teaches morality, and I'm sure other cultures can also.

3) life is self-discovery, death is inevitable.

A lot of people don't need religion for those things, but it appeals to people who needs answers for every problem, I guess.

I don't need answers, I ask when what I believe in is threatened, I just want to live my life the way I want to.

[inlonelinessidie]

1) family and friends give me the feeling of acception.

2) my culture teaches morality, and I'm sure other cultures can also.

3) life is self-discovery, death is inevitable.

A lot of people don't need religion for those things, but it appeals to people who needs answers for every problem, I guess.

I don't need answers, I ask when what I believe in is threatened, I just want to live my life the way I want to.

lol, as do I

[bebebasa89]

i tried. . .and atleast i can say that. . but i will pray for yu neways

[Spirited Away]

i tried. . .and atleast i can say that. . but i will pray for yu neways

uh, thanks I guess.

[sadolakced acid]

lol, have fun (sub-topic note)
Non-Christians convert because they want a feeling of exception;it's human nature. The religion teaches morality, exception, and life after death. Seems appealing to all so that's one reason. Too lazy to write the rest. lol 

you know that nonchristians can have other religions. they do that very well without being like christianity.

[inlonelinessidie]

you know that nonchristians can have other religions.  they do that very well without being like christianity.

I know that, I was just stating what Christianity teaches. And yes other religions teach the same thing too but I'm too lazy to list more facts.

[xHalf nHalf]

give all us nonchristians reasons to convert. thought i highly doubt that you could persuade ANY of us. oh and nonchristians please arguee back and make this all interesting.

it seems to me that the only reason why this thread was made is to make us christians look stupid and make us try to defend ourselves. you said yourself that you doubt anybody would want to convert so then whats the point? its like all you want to do is see us get bashed, contradict ourselves, and just make us look bad in general. and its like youre instigating too. there are multiple reasons why we believe people should be saved, but we are also taught that if you try to share the gospel with somebody and they reject it, we cannot force it upon them. it is your choice whether you want to become a Christian or not. All God wants is to be able to spend all of eternity with mankind in heaven..and im guessing that youre thinking, 'well then why doesnt he just make all of us Christians since hes the supreme being as all of you say?' the reason is because he loves us so much he does not want to force us to believe in him and all that hes done. He loves us so much that he gives us the choice whether to become Christians or not. i dont see the point in this thread because all of the arguments will be exactly the same as every other religion thread. as i said before, we cant force you to become believers..and as for me, i will not waste my time trying to save others and make myself look inferior to non-believers when they have already said that they cannot be persuaded. its pointless..you cant win them all

[EmeraldKnight]

I vote that all these religion topics should be condensed into one..

Its the same people blabbering about the same thing over and over again.. why have so many posts on it?

[megumint]

people shouldn't.

i'm actually roman catholic, i think... but i never go to church because it creeps me out. there's all these rules and stuff and responsibility..

it's more fun staying at home on createblog than having to go to church.

the one good thing about church>> the bread and the wine.. yumyum

[sadolakced acid]

well, this thread is more about reasons to convert.

but, i agree, most of the reasons rely upon belif in god, which would then borrow arguments from the god topic.

but i think it is fun.

[Retrogressive]

oh my god no, why in the world would you want erase so much history?> I agree that religion sometimes seems (okay almost all the time) stupid. But think of all that history and culture? Religion is a big part in everyone's life i you think so or not it is. It's like heritage.

[inlonelinessidie]

I vote that all these religion topics should be condensed into one..

Its the same people blabbering about the same thing over and over again.. why have so many posts on it?

I second that. All in favour say 'I'.

it seems to me that the only reason why this thread was made is to make us christians look stupid and make us try to defend ourselves. you said yourself that you doubt anybody would want to convert so then whats the point? its like all you want to do is see us get bashed, contradict ourselves, and just make us look bad in general. and its like youre instigating too. there are multiple reasons why we believe people should be saved, but we are also taught that if you try to share the gospel with somebody and they reject it, we cannot force it upon them. it is your choice whether you want to become a Christian or not. All God wants is to be able to spend all of eternity with mankind in heaven..and im guessing that youre thinking, 'well then why doesnt he just make all of us Christians since hes the supreme being as all of you say?' the reason is because he loves us so much he does not want to force us to believe in him and all that hes done. He loves us so much that he gives us the choice whether to become Christians or not. i dont see the point in this thread because all of the arguments will be exactly the same as every other religion thread. as i said before, we cant force you to become believers..and as for me, i will not waste my time trying to save others and make myself look inferior to non-believers when they have already said that they cannot be persuaded. its pointless..you cant win them all

Guys come now, we all know that she has a point and that this topic was made for that. But then again this is a debate forum. Damnit.

[WTFwasIthinking]

so they don't end in hell... not only that, you can't be a hypocritical Christian either or might as well burn in hell... LMAO... I know iss a mean way to put it but iss true....

You don't submit ya life to Christ then you probably goin' ta hell... that's just how ah look at it but iss on ya'll... PayCe ~1~

[sadolakced acid]

we aren't going to end up in hell.

[inlonelinessidie]

so they don't end in hell... not only that, you can't be a hypocritical Christian either or might as well burn in hell... LMAO... I know iss a mean way to put it but iss true....

You don't submit ya life to Christ then you probably goin' ta hell... that's just how ah look at it but iss on ya'll... PayCe ~1~

No clue what you just said.

[WTFwasIthinking]

TRANSLATION (LOL)

People should definitely convert into Christians. But forget the word because just throwing around the title of being "Christian" will not get you into heaven. You must be honest with yourself and God/Jesus or you may still end up in hell. I know it's rash but it's true.

If you don't submit your life to Christ then you will most likely end up in hell burning in an inferno. That's just my views and perspectives. Thank you.

LMAO

[sadolakced acid]

and why should be convert, PENtheINSTRUMENT ?

we don't belive we will burn.

[Spirited Away]

TRANSLATION (LOL)

People should definitely convert into Christians. But forget the word because just throwing around the title of being "Christian" will not get you into heaven. You must be honest with yourself and God/Jesus or you may still end up in hell. I know it's rash but it's true.

If you don't submit your life to Christ then you will most likely end up in hell burning in an inferno. That's just my views and perspectives. Thank you.

LMAO

You wouldn't want to know what I think... It'll be mean to voice my thoughts on your post...

But have a nice day.

[inlonelinessidie]

TRANSLATION (LOL)

People should definitely convert into Christians. But forget the word because just throwing around the title of being "Christian" will not get you into heaven. You must be honest with yourself and God/Jesus or you may still end up in hell. I know it's rash but it's true.

If you don't submit your life to Christ then you will most likely end up in hell burning in an inferno. That's just my views and perspectives. Thank you.

LMAO

lol. Thanks.

[EmeraldKnight]

You wouldn't want to know what I think... It'll be mean to voice my thoughts on your post...

But have a nice day.

Hahaha

[sadolakced acid]

noooooooooo

where did all the christians go? and i was having such a good time...

[WTFwasIthinking]

and why should be convert, PENtheINSTRUMENT ?

we don't belive we will burn.

If you don't believe, that's on you....

I can't make you believe because believing in Jesus Christ is all 'bout faith and if you ain't got faith (the belief in something you cannot see/hear/touch) then that's definitely on you.

But if you even believe with a slightest amount that there is hell, I suggest you read up on stuff 'n sh*t in order for you to reassure yourself. Because if hell is true, that's the last place ANYBODY wants to be...

that's muh word...

PayCe ~1~

[EmeraldKnight]

This is a fun debate to watch.. *grabs a chair and some popcorn*

[inlonelinessidie]

noooooooooo

where did all the christians go? and i was having such a good time...

Ah come on no need to poke fun. Sticks and stones love. People aren't forcing you to believe. If you decide not to believe then don't, if you decide to then go right ahead. You're entitled to that.

[sadolakced acid]

oh i belive there is a hell. but it's MY religions hell, and people don't go there just because they aren't buddhist. they go there for being bad.

and is that why you belive? becuase you are afraid of hell?

i'm not, becuase if i go there i deserve it and will get out after i've done my time.

[inlonelinessidie]

This is a fun debate to watch.. *grabs a chair and some popcorn*

lol. It doesn't feel like a debate though . . .

[sadolakced acid]

haha. yea, it doesn't really feel like a debate.

[WTFwasIthinking]

no, that's not why I believe. I believe what Jesus suffered for us, that's the least I can do (have faith)...... and yes, we need faith to believe what Jesus did for us but if there's even a chance he took what he did for us, then I'ma have that faith

and all of us are bad... all of us are sinners... Jesus took all the world's sins with 'em when he got beatin' and killed BECAUSE he was perfect/sinless and he got punished as the worst human being that ever existed would receive.

so we are all sinners... the reason we go to heaven is because Jesus took the sins with 'em so all we have to do is give 'em your life.....

I'm not gonna say I live just for Jesus cuz we're still human. But I have at least done it with word.... the action part I'm tryin'.... but whateva

PayCe ~1~

[rnrn897]

ohhh boy,.. not another one of these..
""""3. loves u so does michael jackson (if you're a little boy). enough said. """"
thaz not love -0-;

[Spirited Away]

This is a fun debate to watch.. *grabs a chair and some popcorn* 

*Grabs another chair and sits next to you*... I don't want to be mean, so I'll stay out of this debate for a while...

Give me some of that popcorn or... I'll microwave you.


KIDDING! kidding.

[sadolakced acid]

haha. yea, in history class, i got mad that the history of christianity had 2 chapters and the rest of the religions only had subsections and were labeled 'minor religions'.

so the class would say, jesus loves you. that one shut them up nicely.

[WTFwasIthinking]

*confused*

but I'm not really gon' argue about this... ya'll ca have your beliefs and I'll have mine. We'll see who's wrong at the end but if I was ya'll, I really wouldn't wanna be wrong..... hell's not cool - no pun intended

[EmeraldKnight]

Wow this is realli active..

*Grabs another chair and sits next to you*... I don't want to be mean, so I'll stay out of this debate for a while...

Give me some of that popcorn or... I'll microwave you. 


KIDDING! kidding.

You microwave people???
With the same microwave I used for the popcorn? *hands her the bowl and goes into the bushes to vomit*

[inlonelinessidie]

*confused*

but I'm not really gon' argue about this... ya'll ca have your beliefs and I'll have mine.  We'll see who's wrong at the end but if I was ya'll, I really wouldn't wanna be wrong..... hell's not cool - no pun intended

no pun intended. Good one. But tell me this how do you know that your religion is the right one?

[sadolakced acid]

well, that's nice.

if i'm wrong i burn for eternity for not beliving

if you're wrong, you burn only for the bad things you've done, if you've done any.

that's why i like my religion and am not converting. because if i'm right, then less peopel suffer.

come on! it's a debate forum. argue a little.

[sadolakced acid]

hey! i want popcorn too.

*steals emeral knight's chair while he's up vomiting. *

now, let's see about that popcorn.

[iheartsimba]

there...are no reasons. you convert if thats what you believe. what reason is there besides your own beliefs. there is no reason you have to believ in somehting

[WTFwasIthinking]

well, that's nice.

if i'm wrong i burn for eternity for not beliving

if you're wrong, you burn only for the bad things you've done, if you've done any.

that's why i like my religion and am not converting. because if i'm right, then less peopel suffer.

well that's not a good reason IMO...

cuz life and the afterlife isn't all pretty and dandy... there's gon' be consequences for our sins if we don't give our lives to Jesus... ahh, i'm done here

later... PayCe ~1~

[sadolakced acid]

well, show's over i guess. who's up for a movie?

[Spirited Away]

Wow this is realli active..


You microwave people???
With the same microwave I used for the popcorn? *hands her the bowl and goes into the bushes to vomit*

*pat pat* there, there.

If I can beat someone to death with brass knuckles and revel in their blood, then I can certainly microwave you.

But worry not, I'm only interested in popcorn... WHICH I REFUSE TO SHARE sadolakced acid. Over my dead body.

[sadolakced acid]

grrrrrrr. i want popcorn!!

fine. i'll make my own. let's see that microwave...

[sadolakced acid]

grumble. uninspiredfae, please remeber to remove body parts from the microwave after you're done.

[EmeraldKnight]

Haha you guys are too silly

[Spirited Away]

grumble.  uninspiredfae, please remeber to remove body parts from the microwave after you're done.

Oh... sorry... I forgot. It's not that bad, just take the bloody arm out, and everything's nice and clean.... YOU might want to sterilize it a bit though....

Haha you guys are too silly 

Who's silly? Are you talking to ME??? Do you want to "meat" the microwave?

[sadolakced acid]

my popcorn tastes like blood. maybe i should have sterilized it.

no problem... i'll just swith bowls with uninspiredfae. it looks the same... just with red spots.

[Spirited Away]

my popcorn tastes like blood. maybe i should have sterilized it.

no problem... i'll just swith bowls with uninspiredfae. it looks the same... just with red spots.

mmm, my popcorn tastes like blood..... yummmmmmmmy.

Where can I get more?

*searches for emeraldknight* <--fresh blood.

Hey... ermm... am I going to Hell for this?

[sadolakced acid]

haha. maybe they have popcorn there.

you wouldn't need a microwave, that's for sure.

[EmeraldKnight]

mmm, my popcorn tastes like blood..... yummmmmmmmy.

Where can I get more?

*searches for emeraldknight* <--fresh blood.

Hey... ermm... am I going to Hell for this?

*runs* what is the debate forum coming to nowadays...

[sadolakced acid]

grumble. out of regular popcorn now.

sigh. i guess the blood isn't that bad.

i think there is a vampire in our mist.

do you think she'll let me have some more popcorn?

[EmeraldKnight]

grumble. out of regular popcorn now.

sigh. i guess the blood isn't that bad.

i think there is a vampire in our mist.

do you think she'll let me have some more popcorn?

Volunteer and see..

[Spirited Away]

*runs* what is the debate forum coming to nowadays...

My cooking pot.

And you're the first ingredient. Hey, don't run! Come back... I'll share what I cook, promise!

Anyway, there isn't really anything to debate anymore...

Religion has been over debated and everything else... is I don't know...

you wouldn't need a microwave, that's for sure.

But I like my food extra crispy and extra bloody, too. I'll order a toaster or a frying pan and order some "ketchup" bottles.

[EmeraldKnight]

My cooking pot.

And you're the first ingredient. Hey, don't run! Come back... I'll share what I cook, promise!

Anyway, there isn't really anything to debate anymore...

Religion has been over debated and everything else... is I don't know...

I vote we debate if you're a vampire or not..

But I like my food extra crispy and extra bloody, too. I'll order a toaster or a frying pan and order some "ketchup" bottles.

Memo to self: Keep far away from uninspiredfae (haha that rhymed )

[sadolakced acid]

... i... i'm... i'm not the second ingredient, am i? i tell you , sadolakced acid is corrosive as hell.

thanks for the popcorn.

[sadolakced acid]

i vote she is a vampire.

those ketchup bottle are empty and i don't like the way she's looking at me with that syringe.

grumble. i hope it doesn't hurt

and i still get popcorn.

[EmeraldKnight]

i vote she is a vampire.

those ketchup bottle are empty and i don't like the way she's looking at me with that syringe.

grumble. i hope it doesn't hurt

and i still get popcorn.

Who gave her a syringe?

... i... i'm... i'm not the second ingredient, am i? i tell you , sadolakced acid is corrosive as hell.

thanks for the popcorn.

Erm.. what is sadolakced acid anyways?

[Spirited Away]

I vote we debate if you're a vampire or not..

Who me? No! Of course not! Don't be sil----mmm you're still around I see...

Uh, I mean I'm no stinking vampire... I just like the taste of humans... I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of... human flesh...

Memo to self: Keep far away from uninspiredfae (haha that rhymed  )

Don't do that, buddy, pal... have a seat in that oven over there, and I'll give you some left over popcorn.

... i... i'm... i'm not the second ingredient, am i? i tell you , sadolakced acid is corrosive as hell. 

Corrosive, just the way I like 'it'. 'Normal' food is so bland nowdays.

[EmeraldKnight]

Who me? No! Of course not! Don't be sil----mmm you're still around I see...

Uh, I mean I'm no stinking vampire... I just like the taste of humans... I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of... human flesh...

*crawls under a rock and hides*

Haha amazing how offtrack we are..

[sadolakced acid]

sadolakced acid is the universal solvent.

must be kept in an electromagnetic beaker.

well, i made up sadolakced and it rhymed with acid.

i think she got the syringe from the AIDS in africa board.

oh darn. she's finished a batch. ONLY A LITTLE, i say.

Don't use too much sadolakced acid.. you're using up my posts, uninsp-

[EmeraldKnight]

sadolakced acid is the universal solvent.

must be kept in an electromagnetic beaker.

well, i made up sadolakced and it rhymed with acid.

i think she got the syringe from the AIDS in africa board.

oh darn. she's finished a batch. ONLY A LITTLE, i say.

Don't use too much sadolakced acid.. you're using up my posts, uninsp-

Hahaha I still can't pronounce it right

[sadolakced acid]

it's pronouced sad-o-lack-said

yea, it's tricky. it was hard making it pronouncable when i made it up.

is the vampire, i mean uninspiredfae gone yet?

[EmeraldKnight]

it's pronouced sad-o-lack-said

yea, it's tricky. it was hard making it pronouncable when i made it up.

is the vampire, i mean uninspiredfae gone yet?

Oh, haha I understand now..

*is still under the rock*

[Spirited Away]

*crawls under a rock and hides*

*scratches head*, now where did that boy go... I'm hungry and I don't care for cooked food anymore.

Haha amazing how offtrack we are.. 

\

Amazing indeed. But what's more amazing is how hungry I am.

i think she got the syringe from the AIDS in africa board.

oh darn. she's finished a batch. ONLY A LITTLE, i say.

Don't use too much sadolakced acid.. you're using up my posts, uninsp-

*Injects syringe in vein while distracting you*, will you look at that cute teddy? Oh look! More teddies!

[sadolakced acid]

oh. well that didn't really hurt that much.

wait. why is the oven still on?

muhahahhahahha.

watch your syringe melt before your eyes!!! watch it fall upon the floor and melt that!!

watch- no. NO. you keep that AWAY FROM MEEEEE-

tugs at gag.

[EmeraldKnight]

Hahaha I wonder what'll happen next on "Debaters Gone Mad"

*continues filming from below rock*

[sadolakced acid]

*mumbles incomprehensiblelly.*
*takes emerald knight's camera*

rigs it up to shoot acid
melts a hole in the wall.

remebers that his saliva is acid too
licks the gag.

well, that was interesting.

now let me have some of that popcorn.

you're right. corrosive is good.

[EmeraldKnight]

I vote that Sadolakced Acid is cheating

[Spirited Away]

I vote that Sadolakced Acid is cheating

I vote that both of you be put into the oven... and YOU MR.ACID, DON'T ruin my oven or else I'll eat you alive!!!!

[sadolakced acid]

no one asked you!

it's not cheating if you get away with it.

anyways, uninspiredfae is at the buffet right now, convincing the chef to add something from a ketchup bottle to the food.

at least, i think it's her.

oh darn she's back. or it wasn't her.

[EmeraldKnight]

Eat him first! *points at SA [i'm going to call you that, alright? its too hard to spell ])

[sadolakced acid]

i vote we sharpen this wooden spoon into a stake and see what it can do with uninspiredfae.

haha. yea, SA is fine. of you could put sadolakced acid on your clipboard, like i did with uninspiredfae. i can't spell that well. emerald knight is easy tho.

[Spirited Away]

i vote we sharpen this wooden spoon into a stake and see what it can do with uninspiredfae.

haha.  yea, SA is fine.  of you could put sadolakced acid on your clipboard, like i did with uninspiredfae.  i can't spell that well.  emerald knight is easy tho.

*returns from the buffet line with a mouthful of EmeraldKnight's arm*....

YOU'RE next Mr. Corrosive.

Just write "fae".

[EmeraldKnight]

i vote we sharpen this wooden spoon into a stake and see what it can do with uninspiredfae.

haha. yea, SA is fine. of you could put sadolakced acid on your clipboard, like i did with uninspiredfae. i can't spell that well. emerald knight is easy tho.

I'm too lazy.. so I'll just do "SA"
Well.. now, I wouldnt resort to violence, but given the circumstances..

*returns from the buffet line with a mouthful of EmeraldKnight's arm*....

YOU'RE next Mr. Corrosive. 

What's the plan?

[Spirited Away]

What's the plan?

You don't scare me... INFACT, I'm hungry again just looking at you................................................. You still got your other arm, I see.

[sadolakced acid]

plan A is, we take the spoon and the meat cleaver and pound it in her heart.

plan B is... well, there is not plan B, seeing as if we fail in plan A, we're forever prisioners of fae.

[EmeraldKnight]

You don't scare me... INFACT, I'm hungry again just looking at you................................................. You still got your other arm, I see

*cringe* *wonders what fae smoked to become this way *

plan A is, we take the spoon and the meat cleaver and pound it in her heart.

plan B is... well, there is not plan B, seeing as if we fail in plan A, we're forever prisioners of fae.

That's very reassuring.... I dont want to get eaten..

[funny how we're discussing all this given the title of the thread..]

[Spirited Away]

*cringe* *wonders what fae smoked to become this way  *

You see that pile of ashes over there? ->>> X+_{+ <<<- They were bones... I smoked them all.

plan A is, we take the spoon and the meat cleaver and pound it in her heart.

You can try that.. but I'm quick.. real quick.. catch me if you can... or else I'll catch you first.

[sadolakced acid]

a more accurate title to the thread, or the last half, would be

a vampire, a corrosive boy, and a knight.

alright, let's try this.

you take the spoon in your good arm, i'll take the meat cleaver and the video camera that shoots acid.

let's get fae.

[EmeraldKnight]

You see that pile of ashes over there? ->>> X+_{+ <<<- They were bones... I smoked them all.

a more accurate title to the thread, or the last half, would be

a vampire, a corrosive boy, and a knight.

alright, let's try this.

you take the spoon in your good arm, i'll take the meat cleaver.

let's get fae.

Hahaha

Erm.. after you..

[Spirited Away]

Hahaha

Erm.. after you..

Bring it on you tasty morsels you.

[EmeraldKnight]

Bring it on you tasty morsels you.

This reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. fae being the bunny

[Spirited Away]

This reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. fae being the bunny

I've never seen it, but was the bunny half cannibal and half vampire?

[EmeraldKnight]

I've never seen it, but was the bunny half cannibal and half vampire?

The bunny ate the knights.. which is why I'm particularly terrified...

I'm thinking SA chickened out...