Worse Case Scenario, Bleah, what would you do in these? Options

[*NatiMarie*]

Okay *dying breath* Must make interesting topics for ppl out there...*faint*

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Okay, worst case scenario (I made these up, they obviously suck...please bear with me):

Read these and give what you would do in short answers, or you can make your own and just answer it yourself. Whoohoo...much fun [sarcasm]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?


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[*CEP*]

1. <me> Dude, like, no peace for you.
2. <me> Mom, I'm studying to female anatomy. It's your fault for not letting me get that Escort!
3. <me> So, were the onion rings good?
4. <me> If you weren't so damn eye-catching, I would have been concentrating on my walking instead of just looking at you.
5. I'd ask if I can go to the bathroom, then just go in the library to print it.

Yeah, sorry if my solutions aren't listed. I get side-tracked easily.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[hybrid]

1. *scratches other arm for the whole time*

2. My parents don't even know what horny means.

3. *hands eclipse mint before kissing* Want some mint? *eat some*

4. I meant to do that.

5. Ha, I don't even turn anything late. I'm good.

[*NatiMarie*]

Haha, Jose you're funny. Good answers *pats your head*

Kim, good ones!

You're a good girl *gives you a lollipop*

[perfectionist]

1.  You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?

1. I'd shake their hand if it was church. Otherwise, I'd pretend I didn't see them or just shake it really lightly.

2. I'd just minimize it as fast as possible, then distract if possible.

3. I'd never been in a situation like this before so I wouldn't know but I think I would just kiss him the way I would if it didn't stink.

4. Depends how well I know the person, who I'm with, and how badly I trip. But I'd probably just go back up laughing at myself then move on.

5. I'd ask to go to the bathroom, then go to the library, print it, then really go to the bathroom, and put it under my shirt.


Here are some :

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?

[POonSKi]

1. i'll walk away and pretend i never seen him

2.(if she really sees it i'll say)mom i'm workin on this health project about girls sex life!, so get ova it ma((heehe,, i dun think it works))

3.me-um, i had never experience anythin like tat,,, so i guess ima juz probably walk away, or hav him eat sumthin b4 we get bak to this business.

4.i'll sit there lookin pretty and wait till he picks me up

5. ask to go to the nurse, on the way to the nuses's office run to the library and then head bak to the nurse for wat eva reason to get a pass, then hurry bak up to class. ((but tat had never happen to me))((and also it would NEVER happen))

[crazeegirl411]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
I'm going to leave the church all because of that person.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
I usually hear when my mom climbs up the stairs so I prepare...but if not for some reason, I'll use my big head to block it and distract her with the topic of food.

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
Avoid him for the rest of the night until I finally remember to bring breath mints.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like.
Avoid any eye contact with him and pretend he was not here.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
Of course the bathroom excuse again...or else sneak out unnoticed. Quiet girls oftentimes get away easier

For the fun of it...I'm going to answer perfectionist's two scenarios

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
Rip of my friend's clothes and wear them for the day. Will lend friend a phone to call home for some clothes

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
If someone notices...fan the air, pretend to be disgusted and appear to be looking around for the culprit (if laughter, laugh along and pretending to be laughing at the farting one). If nobody notices, just concentrate on the test and never look up to see if anyone will be staring at you. Pretend you don't notice.

[koreansaga510]

Okay *dying breath* Must make interesting topics for ppl out there...*faint*

=P

Okay, worst case scenario (I made these up, they obviously suck...please bear with me):

Read these and give what you would do in short answers, or you can make your own and just answer it yourself. Whoohoo...much fun [sarcasm]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?


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1. i'd hold his/her hand, then go to the bathroom and wash my hands.

2. i'd shut down my computer, telling my parents that i had a virus.

3. i'd kiss her if i liked her

4. i'd just stay there talking with my friends..

5. i'd pick my nose and get a bloody nose, then run out of the classroom for an emergency and go to the library to print out my Term Paper. When i go back in class, i'd tell the teacher that the secretary is calling her and i'll just slip in my paper, acting like it never happened...

[SkYlIneZx4xLiF]

1. leave the church stealhtily

2. close it really fast

3. uhhh.... give her a breathmint....i have them wit me all the time

4. haha....i did that once.....juss walk away like nothin happened

5. iono....screw the teacher, im goin to the library

6. wear my P.E. clothes all day

7. juss pretend that someone else did it

[inthemudhole]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
Uhm. I'd bring gloves next time, and maybe just refuse to hold anyone's hands..

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
Close the window fast, or shrink it really fast.

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
D00d. I'd kiss them still.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?D00d, I'd just stand up and walk away.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?Uhm. In my pocket.

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
Eww.. wear my gym clothes.

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
Try hard not to turn red, and pretend the d00d next to me did it.

[islandkiss]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

I'd quickly excuse myself run to the bathroom and stand somewhere else.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it)

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and not breathe

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -you do?

laugh at myslef get back up.. and... RUN!

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library.

tell her that my printer broke down and that I need to go to the library to print it out.

[mouse_3k]

1. Stop, Drop, and Roll
2. Stop, Drop, and Roll
3. Stop, Drop, and Roll
4. Stop, Drop, and Roll
5. Stop, Drop, and Roll

[someflipguy]

1. Hell no...go wash your hands you nasty freak!!

2. Click alt f4

3. Dang girl...your breath is like "whoa" you want a mint!!

4. Hi can you help me...Ive fallen head over heals for you..haha...okay corny but oh well...

5. Be like...Mrs. _____...I just shyt my pants..can I go clean it up...

[illmizzkim]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE. Shake their hand and when they turn back around, wipe it on their back.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen. I'm smart, I always have a document that I click on whenever I hear them coming.

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking. Put a mint in his mouth before I kiss him.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do? Tell him I have cancer in the foot and that's why I trip a lot.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it? Where I always hide it.. under my skirt.

[xBitterxSweetx]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--umm i would not shake their hand? you know.. just ignore them.. lol

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--exit the damn thing.. why would i be in there in the first place?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--pull out my breath spray, spray it in my mouth and then say "you want some? mmm yum."

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like.
--laugh and pretend it's all good. then stand up and preten it never happened.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--say can i go to my locker? run to the library and print it out. go to my locker, grab a random folder and stick it in there.




-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
my friend? psshh. well um i'd beat her up first..take her clothes and her gym clothes throw them in the toilet and then wear my gym clothes and walk away

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
stare at the kid sitting next to me... and say "ew"

[sheepy]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

LEAVE !!!!!!

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

MINIMIZE OR JUST CLOSE IT

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

EW. NOT KISS.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

UMS I WOULD SAY SRY.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?

UMM. TELL HER I NEEDA TO BR ND GO TO THE SKOOL LIB. TO PRINT

[ibabyqrlx]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

*i would shake the fingers that he/she didnt pick her nose with*

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

*minimize*

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

*bad breath kills the mood. i will wait until later wen i can somehow get him to pop a mint or something*

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

*laugh at my clumsiness*

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?

*say i needa go to the bathroom and then hide the paper in my jacket or something*

[distortedMIND]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.

Show them the two fingers that stood for peace.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.

I would say, "Dad, I'm sorry, but a boy's supposed to learn someday."

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.

...Offer them a mint.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like.

I would say "I'm sorry, I think I'm falling for you."

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?

I hide it in my pocket..duh.

[silver-rain]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
hmm, i'll just shake their other hand that didn't pick the nose

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
close the window or open some other window that covers the chatroom while distracting my parents

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
hmm, i'll either offer them a mint or just kiss them... but i dunno this hasn;t happened to me before...

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?
i'll just stand up and try to laugh it off. if i'm friends with the guy, then it'll be cool, but otherwise, i'll just walk away real fast.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
i ask to go to the bathroom, but go to the library and print it out. then, i just hide it in my pocket or under my shirt...

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
hmm, why would my friend do that? i'll just wear my gym clothes until i get revenge back on her.

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
try not to notice. if someone notices it, i'll just pretend that someone i sit near did it.

[Luster Soldier]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Grab another person's hand and doesn't let go

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--minimize it. I do it fast....I had lots of practice

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--Kiss and no breathe

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do?
--say "that was hilarious, wasn't it?"

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--hide it in my pants

[dani41790]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
err shake their hand and rite afta run to the bathroom n wash mai hands

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
i'd go "omg i did not mean to join that chat room" hehe that would work. mai parents r gullible

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
hehe b4 we kiss i'd probably sae "hey want a mint?"

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? i'd jus stand up n go oopz

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
id probably sae "im not feeling so good i need to go to the bathroom so i can barf" n den wen i get the term paper, i'd fold it in half n hide it in mai pants

6.You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
probably steal that persons clothes or get a towel, walk to the lost n found n wear those clothes.

7.You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
look around pretending to wonder who did that

[casssy]

1. id do the same right before were about to shake hands

2. they are blind, haha they wouldnt notice =]

3. "hey look what i found in my purse... MINTS!!! try one" =]

4. haha im always tripping id laugh at myself and walk away =D

5. tell her i have to use the washroom.. its that time of the month and then id hide it in my shirttt and come back sit down

[hybrid]

You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
STREAKING PARTY!

You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do? Fart again

[tina_dc]

1. Ugh, i'd pretend i didn't see them and try to avoid shaking hands. Just a quick smile would do it.
2. Scream out "wtf! Those damn viruses!"
3. Tell him that my mouth is reaking and laugh. Spare his feelings and add a little sense of humor to avoid the akwardness.
4. ALready happened. I'm stand up and laugh at myself
5. It my shirt. It's where i hid everything
6. Stay there untill someone finds me. Cry and explain my story forcing them to go to the office and calling the madre for an extra pair of clothes. RAWR
7. hahahahahaha. ummmmmm. Hell thats embarassing, i'd prob cry. No but for real....ummm, look around and give dirty looks, and angrily say "Who the fudge did that?!"

[defjam_gangsta]

Greetings!!

1. i would turn around and walk towards another group of ppl whom i know and doesn't dig their nose inda public!!

2. i'll do ma oscar winning performance and blame da internet. the internet simply can't leave me in peace!! and i'll show dem how pathetic i can get!!

3. usually i will kiss da forehead first. if things pick up from there, i will pick her up and head for da tub. once there, we can soak in and da soap, shampoo, watever can cover up for da uncalled smell!!

4. maintain ma composure. if she happens to smile, just smile back at her and give her a sign tat ya okeyz. just gotta pick yaself up.

5. i will tell her i left it inside ma locker and i need to get da key to ma locker from da main office coz i forgot to bring mine. and thus tat would buy me time. at da same time, i will still go to da main office and get another key coz i always forgot to bring ma keys!!

6. grab hold of da dude who threw ma clothes away and rip him off of his!! coz if imma gonna be streakin, i might as get him along. da more da merrier!!

7. i'll look at da front and at da back and give a quick laugh!! after da paper, blame da invigilator for farting out loud and pretending it wasn't comin from him/her!!


CHEERS CB!!