Is there any denying, I'm the most prolific, swagtastic poster to ever post on CB, o(-( Options

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Now I know my swagger is probably not going to let you understand this since it's on a 100 thousand trillion, but I'm going to explain anyway.

Everyone of my posts are so delicately written and crafted such that the user who reads is mesmerized in amazement. Before I click add reply, every post is sent to the swag gods for their approval. If I have failed the swag gods, I do not post, otherwise I post. Upon this post hitting CB each member looks at it with approval or hate. Hate it or love it the swagdog is on top. Even I myself am astonished at how I come up with these viewtiful posts. Sometimes I sit and ask myself why was I born with this gift? Why is my swag so high?

If you can refute, or have someone in mind who is more prolific, I would like to hear from you. I will happily prove you wrong and make you bow before me after this is all over and done with. I will send you crawling to your mammy and daddy like you was in huggie pull-ups.

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[Simba]

dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne

Arjuna, my son, this is what you tell girls so they feel sorry for you and sleep with you.

[Simba]

wow kc your swagga is on a hundred thousand, trillion


edit just realized you said that ish too

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

wow kc your swagga is on a hundred thousand, trillion
edit just realized you said that ish too

Ain't that about the truth. I couldn't have said it better myself. This post has probably exceeded any post I've ever posted since I've been here. You could possibly be a candidate for the most prolific cb poster.

[GirlAraid]

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Prolific - adjective - Characterized by abundant production






By that definition, I'm a more prolific poster.

[kryogenix]

Damn, who's this scrub that's sitting at my throne?


<---- Peep the post count and join date niggas. Nuff said


f****ts better bow down and kiss the motherf*ckin ring

[fire]

Just wondering, is it ever appriopriate to wear a denim jacket AND denim jeans?

[-DressYourEyelid...]

[datass]

oh my god
such a narcissistic creep

[Simba]

the kanye levels of this thread are off the charts!

[gojira]

okay rich boy

[DoubleJ]

weak.

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Prolific - adjective - Characterized by abundant production
By that definition, I'm a more prolific poster.

Here at CB we do not care about abundance. We care about productivity. Has there been anyone to grace the face of CB with more swag than me? We are talking about quality over quantity. The word prolific was pioneered way before my existence, but was made for me. A great prophet predicted that a person like me would enter this world with a swag unmatched by even Kanye West himself. Only two people comes to mind, when I think of someone who could possibly exceed my swaglific style. They're names are Jesus and Michael Jackson when he did Smooth Criminal.

Damn, who's this scrub that's sitting at my throne?
<---- Peep the post count and join date niggas. Nuff said
f****ts better bow down and kiss the motherf*ckin ring

First off, my swag will only allow me to bow to those who bow to me out of respect. Secondly, I saw a vacant throne, and decided to take it and make history becoming the first black man to be seated on the throne of CB. Did Obama not say a change was going to come? Third, my post count does not determine how prolific my post game is. I'm like a little bit of Wilt Chamberlain with a little bit of Kareem when I'm posting.

oh my god
such a narcissistic creep

How dare you mistake the truth for narcissism. Did you know every time I step into CBC I lower my swag just so some of you guys can keep up with me? Its like Dragonball Z where they have to suppress their power level, only difference is I'm suppressing my swag. You trying your best to be depressing my swag. Only a few people in CBC come to mind when I think of a swag game so mean like Dante in the Devil May Cry series.

okay rich boy

You know you lying. Only reason you saying this, is so people come in here, and get the wrong impression of my outer beauty. I have walked a lotta of miles in my life, and never have I had Rich Boy. Therefore, I'm forced to believe you trying to sabotage my swag.

weak.

Weak , you can't be serious. Please refer to the poster above the poster above yours. That dude ain't doing nothing but spitting the truth.

[brooklyneast05]

can i be a swagtastic

[Mikeplyts]

Even a Supreme Overlord cannot surpass your swag. T_T



But if a Supreme Overlord and a Supreme Underlord were to combine forces, possibly, just maybe, wait. No. That won't work either.

[none345678]

can i be a swagtastic

no

[The-March-Hare]

Just wondering, is it ever appriopriate to wear a denim jacket AND denim jeans?

You don't have to be the most prolific, swagtastic ANYTHING to reply with an emphatic 'NO.' to that question.

KC, you truly inspire awe, as always.

[illriginal]

dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne

I honestly think he is one... no other reason why he'd swing the other way.

[hypnotique]

Arjuna, my son, this is what you tell girls so they feel sorry for you and sleep with you.

True. I fell for his little trap

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

can i be a swagtastic

No doubt . Who bought the trend to CB? If that ain't swag, I don't know what is.

Even a Supreme Overlord cannot surpass your swag. T_T
But if a Supreme Overlord and a Supreme Underlord were to combine forces, possibly, just maybe, wait. No. That won't work either.

I to have thought of this scenario often in my mind. I'll stand here and be an honest man. In order to preserve my swag, I wouldn't even stand up to either force. Instead I would make a pact that I must keep my swag in check at all times. Of course my swag would inevitably convince them to accept this agreement.

You don't have to be the most prolific, swagtastic ANYTHING to reply with an emphatic 'NO.' to that question.

KC, you truly inspire awe, as always.

Word to that denim part. I skipped that post intentionally because I knew someone with high swag would come in here and answer that question properly.

And I have to bow to that last part because the truth has been spoken. *bows*

I honestly think he is one... no other reason why he'd swing the other way.

I know you aren't talking about people swinging different ways when you had a dude in your CBspace profile photo flexing his muscles.

True. I fell for his little trap

I apologize for this. My swag made me do this.

[Simba]

can i be a swagtastic

dawg I know you probably just tryna be humble and ish, but you are a broYe, you already know the answer to this

[Mikeplyts]

I to have thought of this scenario often in my mind. I'll stand here and be an honest man. In order to preserve my swag, I wouldn't even stand up to either force. Instead I would make a pact that I must keep my swag in check at all times. Of course my swag would inevitably convince them to accept this agreement.

I see. Due to your honesty and wise ways, Megan and I accept this agreement.

[superstitious]

I think KC is neat.

[Simba]

I think KC is neat.

lmao she just called you neat

[superstitious]

lmao she just called you neat

Dude, that's an epic compliment!

[DoubleJ]

can i be a swagtastic

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

I see. Due to your honesty and wise ways, Megan and I accept this agreement.

@ the fact you guys were able to suppress these powers without my knowledge. Which one rules the underworld, and which one rules the overworld? And why does this remind me of Disgaea 1 through 3? LOL

I think KC is neat.

Thank you Rebs. Your swagger is constantly rising. Speaking of neat, I've tried to put the hip-hop trend aside and started dressing in button up shirts and slacks. The response I get from people is a lot different. It's like people take notice to my swag even more. When I walk in the room with hip hop clothing peeps always ask about the designs I'm decked out in, but now that I'm looking like the head of my class peeps be like dayumnnnn.

lmao she just called you neat

Word, I'm fresh to def like a million bucks.

@Javonn - I think you know the answer to this question. I know when you step up in the place, the people's swag around you automatically goes up just from your presence.

[smash]

Here at CB we do not care about abundance. We care about productivity. Has there been anyone to grace the face of CB with more swag than me? We are talking about quality over quantity. The word prolific was pioneered way before my existence, but was made for me. A great prophet predicted that a person like me would enter this world with a swag unmatched by even Kanye West himself. Only two people comes to mind, when I think of someone who could possibly exceed my swaglific style. They're names are Jesus and Michael Jackson when he did Smooth Criminal.

smh
swagnificent would better suit you.

[Mikeplyts]

@ the fact you guys were able to suppress these powers without my knowledge. Which one rules the underworld, and which one rules the overworld? And why does this remind me of Disgaea 1 through 3? LOL

I am the Supreme Overlord, while my humble assistant, Megan, is the Supreme Underlord. It may remind of your Disgaea 1 through 3 because you're swag corrupts when you think about the might of our power.

[kryogenix]

First off, my swag will only allow me to bow to those who bow to me out of respect. Secondly, I saw a vacant throne, and decided to take it and make history becoming the first black man to be seated on the throne of CB. Did Obama not say a change was going to come? Third, my post count does not determine how prolific my post game is. I'm like a little bit of Wilt Chamberlain with a little bit of Kareem when I'm posting.

one time, I thought you were sitting at my throne, but now that I take another look at it, I had confused the massive floater I left there for your face

true story