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[Maccabee]

I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.

[datass]

yellow pee? its usual.

[Maccabee]

I meant green. I have a picture to prove it.

[datass]

http://www.urinecolors.com/green_urine_color.php

any medication?

[sixfive]

I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.

probably the gas that some dutiful german gassed you with. go him!

[heyo-captain-jac...]

It's probably going to fall off.

[fire]

Cancer, most definitely cancer.

There's no cure for that.

[none345678]

It's probably going to fall off.

Thats ok I doubt he would have used it much.

[-DressYourEyelid...]

Thats ok I doubt he would have used it much.

[ley]

Sounds like the hiv.

[Maccabee]

haha.

Needed a good laugh.

[Mikeplyts]

suuuuuure

[Tomates]

I did some research for you.
You might want to go to the doctor because you might have an infection, at least for the blood in the semen part. You should really get it checked because thats what about 2 resources suggested you do.

[Maccabee]

Im never going to a doctor in my life. They play with my balls, make me cough and shove needles in me that they call immunizations but just give me the disease itself.

[brooklyneast05]

idiotic opinion to have of doctors

[Maccabee]

Whatevs.

They just over prescribe everything. The body heals itself but if anything happens everyone is like go to the doctor go to the doctor!

[brooklyneast05]

idiotic opinion to have of doctors

[Mikeplyts]

Is it because you don't feel good when taking drugs? It's ok, little boy.

[Maccabee]

No, I love taking drugs but it is so stupid and costs so much money.

[karmakiller]

Hahaha, um... wow @ this topic.

[Teesa]

Im never going to a doctor in my life. They play with my balls, make me cough and shove needles in me that they call immunizations but just give me the disease itself.

what? you silly goose. that's kind of the point of immunizations. it's not the full blown thing of course, but it helps your immune system fight and remember what's foreign

[Maccabee]

I know. But apperantly my immune system isn't very strong and I got the disease. It happened to my brother to. And I knew of several people that gave their kid's immunizations when they were like two and suddenly they just stopped developing and learning and got autism.

[datass]

so you just take random drugs, don't go to doctor, let your body heal itself although it's got weak immune system and laugh about the blood in your semen?

[Maccabee]

I never said I took drugs. and I had a week one when I was little. Now I am as strong as an ox. But the rest is true. Its not like I could tell my parents about that last bit anyways.

[brooklyneast05]

you're weird. if i had blood in my semen i would be running to my parents asap if i were you're age. i'd be running to the doctor regardless. who the hell wants blood in their semen

[Teesa]

I know. But apperantly my immune system isn't very strong and I got the disease. It happened to my brother to. And I knew of several people that gave their kid's immunizations when they were like two and suddenly they just stopped developing and learning and got autism.

:( but autism doesn't really have a clear cause, so it's kind of hard to correlate the two.

honestly though, the best thing is to see a doctor no matter how you feel about them or how uncomfortable you are. it's way better than asking any of us, who have absolutely no clue what's going on.

[none345678]

NSFW actully nsf anyone who doesn't want to puke.
I would run to the nearest living human if blood shot out of mine or anyone's penis.

[datass]

and whats wrong with them squeezing your balls and making you cough. its procedure, they're just checking for abnormalities.

[brooklyneast05]

yeah for real you shouldn't be crying about that. they can do a lot worse things than squeeze your balls.

[none345678]

Wait till they stick their figure in your ass. Guys get all the good stuff.

[Maccabee]

lol. I know. that would be hilarious if they were checking my balls and I started to "grow". Another reason I dont want to go to the doctor.

And I researched it guys. It doesnt seem like a big deal. And I "checked" yesterday to see if it was persistent and their was no blood in my semen.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Good job Joseph. You just told the internet that you fapped yesterday.

[datass]

just, next time happens dont think of it as a big deal unless it's persistent for more than say 2 days.

you seem like a wimp who can't stand doctors. be a man.

[brooklyneast05]

lol. I know. that would be hilarious if they were checking my balls and I started to "grow". Another reason I dont want to go to the doctor.

you sound really immature dude

[Maccabee]

No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

[Teesa]

No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

who will tell you something's wrong if you don't tell anyone?

[datass]

they'll tell you why and what to do too. its called diagnosis.

if you doctor isnt telling you anything, but just giving you medicine, then it is your job to ask him. you have the right to know what's going on.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

itt stupid

[none345678]

Good job Joseph. You just told the internet that you fapped yesterday.

I fapped yesterday.

No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

I know if I cry blood there's something wrong but that doesn't magically cure it. You are an idiot who thinks that just because you don't go to the doctor your better and more enlighten.

[Maccabee]

lol... i dont have to go to the doctor if I dont want to. I have that right. That doesnt make me an idiot for not going.

[brooklyneast05]

not going to the doctor if there is something wrong with your manhood is the most unmanly thing you could possibly do



if you don't give a shit then i don't get why you even made this topic.

[none345678]

It's true. You have a right to be an idiot. Just please do not reproduce.

[Maccabee]

not going to the doctor if there is something wrong with your manhood is the most unmanly thing you could possibly do
if you don't give a shit then i don't get why you even made this topic.

I have no option! I cant tell my parents! I would be looked down upon in shame! And my junk is still working. I do give a crap. Im worried, but there isnt anything I can do!

[none345678]

wait didn't you say in another thread that you don't jerk it?

[heyo-captain-jac...]

also cocks

[brooklyneast05]

I have no option! I cant tell my parents! I would be looked down upon in shame! And my junk is still working. I do give a crap. Im worried, but there isnt anything I can do!

why would they look down on you in shame for you saying you think you have a MEDICAL PROBLEM

[Maccabee]

There is only one way I can think of that I could find out that I have blood in my semen. If you can think of another way that doesn't involve me fapping then please tell me now.

And much sarcasm is implied.

wait didn't you say in another thread that you don't jerk it?

I also said that my name was joseph Cohen and that I am not a 56 year old pedophile living in my parents attic. I dont even get the basement!

[brooklyneast05]

not jacking off doesn't mean you'll never see semen until you do. your dad surely knows this as any normal man would.



maybe you're just too much of a little boy to understand any of this

[Maccabee]

I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.

[none345678]

Don't you have 2 older brothers? They know you fap.

[datass]

look we arent going to help you figure out whats wrong with your penis if you aren't even going to tell your parents. shame? are you kidding? its a medical problem like jc said. im sure they'll care about you and take you to the doctor. if you insist you cant go to doctor because youre too much of a wimp (scared of getting a hard on while your doctor examines you or etc) then that's way too bad. guess you'll have to figure out a home remedy for yourself. no one here should help you if you arent even doing anything practical about it.

[Maccabee]

No they dont know. And neither do they do it.

Let me clear some stuff up. Im not gonna afraid to go to the doctor. I just think it is usually unnecessary. Usually when I have the flu I wait for atleast a week to go to the doctor or I go if my temperature stays at 105 for a whole day which it has before. I wasnt asking for help in this thread. I was merely stating what was wrong with me.

[Teesa]

I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.

then just tell them about the green urine part instead of telling them everything. then once you're at the doctor's, you can tell him or her the whole truth. yeah, it's embarrassing, but honestly, no one cares! that's their job and they've heard so many worse things anyway. you'll be fine.

[Mikeplyts]

Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

[none345678]

Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.

[Maccabee]

Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

Who doesnt?

Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.

I should turn that into a childrens sex ed book.

[Mikeplyts]

Who doesnt?

Megan.

[brooklyneast05]

I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.

you wouldn't have to say you jacked off. you can just say you had a wet dream. your dad would understand this considering it's completely normal and is the reaction your body would have to not jacking off. so actually saying this would probably make you look even better to your delusional parents!

i seriously don't see how your dad would look down on you. i don't get why any father would look down on his kid for such a understandable thing. you're supposed to jack off. your body wants you to so that you can get rid of old sperm. if you don't it's going to attempt to get rid of it without your help.

[Mikeplyts]

Ok, can we close this now? It's too much fail.

[Maccabee]

Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.

[Mikeplyts]

ITS GODDAMN NORMAL DOOD. He WILL understand, so man up, and stop being such a whiny little wuss.

[brooklyneast05]

Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.

then your dad is an idiot. having a wet dream does not mean you're dreaming about sex. it's an uncontrollable and normal function of a man's body.


edit:
why do i keep misspelling your wtf

[Mikeplyts]

oh, then that explains why he doesn't want to tell, he's obviously not a man.

[Maccabee]

Look, the deal is, i dont feel like I need to go to the doctor. I appreciate your concern but its up to me in the end. Maybe I will talk to another adult about it. One in REAL LIFE.

[brooklyneast05]

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

[none345678]

Your the one who made the topic guy.

oh and slap your dick with the bible. See if that helps.

[Mikeplyts]

it's funny how some people can be such stubborn wimps.

[datass]

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

[Maccabee]

I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.

^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION

[Mikeplyts]

Then why did you even make this topic? FAIL.

[none345678]

so you were just spamming

[heyo-captain-jac...]

itt gay

[Mikeplyts]

so you were just spamming

yes, warn him.

[Maccabee]

so you were just spamming

Yes.

Who wants to see a picture of my green pee?


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Threads about blood in little boys semen turning you on?

[brooklyneast05]

OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION

bullshit. i didn't bring up the topic, you made the topic. when you post in the health forum advice is what you get. what the f*ck did you want people to say in response other than go to the doctor?

[Teesa]

^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.
OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION

so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

[brooklyneast05]

so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

[Mikeplyts]

God, how could one person be this much of a f*g?

[Tomates]

Whatevs.

They just over prescribe everything. The body heals itself but if anything happens everyone is like go to the doctor go to the doctor!

Your going to lose your penis. Then your gonna wish that you went to the doctor when you find yourself sexually frustrated penisless.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Posting your urine on the internet.

[Teesa]

okay, i really did feel bad for you, but i'm starting not to anymore

[Maccabee]

so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

I was expecting either that or a crapload of bashing.

Looks like I can read the future.

[none345678]

You know I could had been looking up porn this whole time. Thanks for wasting my time.

[Teesa]

I was expecting either that or a crapload of bashing.

Looks like I can read the future.

yes, because there are SO many topics here that are left without any replies

[heyo-captain-jac...]

You know I could had been looking up porn this whole time. Thanks for wasting my time.

I got the porn open in another window :D

[Maccabee]

This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

[karmakiller]

I'm surprised that this thread has gotten to 4 pages. It is obviously a sad attempt at trolling.


JOSEPH, YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF and then you'll make a thread here again about how you should've let the doctor fondle you.

[Mikeplyts]

Finally, now we can close this pointless, idiotic topic. kthanxbai.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

No. Also, it is not epic.

[Mikeplyts]

This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

n*gga, it ain't epic and look in my sig dipshit. Plus, no, we will not add this to cbwiki. It's too idiotic and stupid.

[Maccabee]

If I post a picture of me without a dick would it be considered explicity material? Because there wouldnt be anything there.

[none345678]

I got the porn open in another window :D

Oh you so talented. We should trade porn collections. It'll be just like Pokemons but HAWT

[Maccabee]

By the way I read this before I even posted this thread.

"Young men who have a single episode of bleeding that goes away on its own generally need no evaluation."

http://www.healthcentral.com/prostate/ques...r-27466-63.html

Oh you so talented. We should trade porn collections.

I think I need to check if there is blood in my semen again. Only for healths sake.

[Mikeplyts]

Why would you want to waste our time?

[karmakiller]

Finally, now we can close this pointless, idiotic topic. kthanxbai.

If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

[brooklyneast05]

well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

[Mikeplyts]

If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

to point how much more idiotic it is so it can be closed faster, which it still isn't.

[Maccabee]

If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

I would consider them normal christian parents. Masturbating is a sin is it not?

to point how much more idiotic it is so it can be closed faster.

Then why do you keep coming back?

[none345678]

well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

Yeah. Coincidentally that's the kind of home 90% of serial killers grow up in.

[brooklyneast05]

I would consider them normal christian parents. Masturbating is a sin is it not?

no, it's debatable even from a christian standpoint