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 Jul 11 2004, 08:56 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on...  Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977  |
haha alright ill start
did it hurt? Did what hurt? when u fell from heaven! Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine, Its long hard and full of seamen! Can i get Fries with that? Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them |
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Jul 11 2004, 11:18 AM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
eh just some i like lol :Is your daddy a thief? [No.] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
You're the best thing since lipgloss. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. Want to get some air? You took my breath away. |
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Jul 11 2004, 03:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,166 |
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
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Jul 11 2004, 03:40 PM
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You. Me. Date. Sunday.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:09 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 PM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? that was good. awesome indeed b:i have a heart attack. c:why? b:beacuse i love u too much don't know if thats a pick up line, im stupid, but i said that to a girl before. |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:14 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jul 11 2004, 8:56 AM) haha alright ill start did it hurt? Did what hurt? when u fell from heaven! Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine, Its long hard and full of seamen! Can i get Fries with that? Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them ??? no clue??? 
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Jul 12 2004, 03:15 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol some of those pick up lines r funni n some r cute
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Jul 12 2004, 04:48 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 12 2004, 5:36 AM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? god damn, datz a gud one!!!! |
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Jul 12 2004, 10:03 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
boy:was yur dad a cement mixer?
girl:y? boy:cuz yur making me hard!! the word of the day is legs. now lets go back to my place and spread the word. boy:did u used 2 work on a chicken farm? girl:y? boy:cuz u sure now how 2 raise c0cks! girl:if i said u had a great body, would u hold it against me? boy:do u wanna know what i heard wen i first saw u? girl:wat? boy:*makes ambulance sirens* girl:wat r u doin? boy:thats an ambulence. coming 2 take me away, cuz tha sight of u stopped my heart. i'm no fred flinstone, but i can make yur bed rock! 
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Jul 13 2004, 10:18 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah.. that's funny.
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Jul 13 2004, 01:05 PM
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 Tina + Tommy Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,575 |
im not sure if this is a pick up line but here it is : i lost my number, can i have yours?
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Jul 13 2004, 04:01 PM
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 KUNG FU/JEDI MASTER Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,433 |
hmm Stupid one...
"if u were a Booger I would pick u first" |
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Jul 13 2004, 05:20 PM
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 hello. Group: Member Posts: 1,105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,600 |
lolZ those are good ones i cant think of any though
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Jul 14 2004, 12:54 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cuz you got fine written all over you
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." hehe... 
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Jul 14 2004, 03:54 PM
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Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! OMG i laughed out loud at that one!! lol...who would that pick up anyway? 
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Jul 15 2004, 02:55 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM) You. Me. Date. Sunday. - Chinkieeyedpnoi editt// you. me. room. now. j k :D |
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Jul 15 2004, 10:42 AM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Let's play house, you can be the front door and I can bang you all night.
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Jul 15 2004, 11:04 AM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,306 |
lol, some r so funni, dunno any..so sri
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Jul 15 2004, 08:24 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335 |
umm can i borrow your cell phone??
cuz i sed ill call my mom wen i fell in love! |
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Jul 16 2004, 12:54 AM
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 ohh gosh no Group: Member Posts: 86 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,892 |
i know a dorky one.
B: OKay you be Wilma and ill be fred and together we will make the Bedrock. |
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Jul 16 2004, 02:10 PM
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you're so bright that night falls a full hour later where you live
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Jul 16 2004, 03:01 PM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 PM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? i dont get it :innocent eyes: |
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Jul 16 2004, 10:20 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
"my love for you is like diereah, -I can't hold it in anylonger"
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Jul 19 2004, 10:15 PM
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 SeŃor Member Group: Member Posts: 311 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,709 |
Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes...
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Jul 22 2004, 05:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 55 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,843 |
Is Your Dad a Terrorist?
Cause You the Bomb
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Jul 22 2004, 05:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,076 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM) You. Me. Date. Sunday. - Chinkieeyedpnoi thats the best one.. lol |
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Jul 22 2004, 05:55 PM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM) You. Me. Date. Sunday. - Chinkieeyedpnoi major points for that haha...thats the best out of alll of them |
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Jul 22 2004, 07:24 PM
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 - wanker. Group: Member Posts: 199 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,490 |
hmm.. these are corny, but anyway...
-roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti...let's go screw. -you must have a mirror in your pants cause i can practically see myself in them -thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it? -there must be something wrong with my eyes, i cant seem to take them off you -every minute you dont ask me out, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. -why do you have to be so damn sexy every single day? can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? -ya know, you look really *hot*.. You must be real reason for global warming. -if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK. -hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -now, b*tch. -hehe. i like that one- |
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Jul 22 2004, 07:55 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
+ The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. + Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I think you are Pretty, now can we screw? + If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + Hi. You'll do. ^^^^^ my fave one
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Jul 22 2004, 08:05 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 1:36 PM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? LoL I heard that one a lot. Still funneh everytime I hear it. Guy: Wanna' go back to my place? Woman: Well I dunno, can two people fit under a rock? Guy: Girl, you got more curves than a racetrack. Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Woman: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants. Guy: (When it's raining) Don't go outside. Woman: Why not? Guy: Because sugar melts when it's wet. I'll try to think up more later. 
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Jul 22 2004, 11:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
"im lost. can you lead me to your room"
[good comback]-sorry. i have a terrible sense of direction |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:55 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 14 2004, 3:54 PM) OMG i laughed out loud at that one!! lol...who would that pick up anyway? aha yeaa that`s kurrazy ! |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:58 PM
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 i HeARt MaH baBIe Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,749 |
HahHAA..tHESE aRe fUnNie..Ive HeARD a LOT Of Em b4..
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Jul 26 2004, 03:01 PM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
ummm
i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you? |
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Jul 26 2004, 03:05 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
did you have cambpell soup today? [no]
cuz you look Mmm,Mmm good i lost my numba- can i have urz? xD those r the onli onez i can remember that no1 else posted up |
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Jul 30 2004, 10:22 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
haha, this is a dirty one
You see a girl across the room, and motion with your finger for her to come over. When she finally does u say "I figured if I fingered long enough you'd cum" or... "wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?" |
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Jul 30 2004, 11:08 AM
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Nice shoes. Let's f*ck.
I love that cuz it's so random and it gets to the point quickly. Hey! I like your shirt--it's very becoming on you. But hey, if I was on you, I'd "be coming" too. ;) Becoming..Be..cumming. Just for those of you that are slow. Haha. |
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Jul 30 2004, 09:33 PM
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! |
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Jul 31 2004, 09:24 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
hehe....ok.............smooth,but if a guy said those to me, ill run away and what he said will be a TOTAL turn off.i HATE guys who try to be smooth...YUCK.
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