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 Jul 20 2009, 08:17 PM
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 Fellatio.  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775  |
So I lost my graphing calculator during the last school year, and I haven't had it for several months. Since they're a bit expensive, I was too nervous to tell my mum about it for obvious reasons.
Last year I was able to use the school's calculators that were provided, but this coming year they won't be providing them since I'm taking AP Stat. So I'm pretty much f*cked now. How should I tell her I need another one without her getting pissed? I'm ok with lying, but I need some good ones. |
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Jul 20 2009, 08:26 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Or, you know, tell the truth?
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Jul 20 2009, 08:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
How bout you tell her. It has been at least a year so she will feel that you got a good use of it. If you had told her one week after you got it she may have flipped.
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Jul 20 2009, 09:15 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Tell her straight up. Lying would only make things worse if everything came back in your face.
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Jul 20 2009, 09:36 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Tell her one of those mexican kids took it.
in a crisis, blame one of us. |
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Jul 20 2009, 09:55 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 20 2009, 09:52 PM)  How bout you tell her. It has been at least a year so she will feel that you got a good use of it. If you had told her one week after you got it she may have flipped. Agreed. You could also say that a finnish ninja somehow broke into your room and performed several mind damaging techniques on you causing you to pass out and while you passed out, the ninja used her/his ninja skills to swipe your calculator just in time before you woke up again.  That, or tell the truth.
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Jul 20 2009, 10:07 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
I had to buy a graphing calculator for my up coming re-take on the ACT and just for some other math classes in general.
Tell your mom you lost it, also go on ebay, i was able to buy mine for $60 
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Jul 20 2009, 10:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
Tell her about it and see if she'll get you a new one; if not, get a job and buy your own.
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Jul 20 2009, 10:33 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
YOU'RE NOT GANGSTA YOU'RE NOT STREET |
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Jul 20 2009, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
stop being a little bitch and man up, like your mom doesnt lose things
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Jul 21 2009, 12:06 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,801 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,102 |
Cohoe, a year out of a $150 dollar graphing calculator hardly seems like "a good use."
Anywhore, just fess up. S'not that bad. |
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Jul 21 2009, 12:27 PM
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 TooMuch Swagg Group: Member Posts: 378 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 645,693 |
just tell her. it's really not a big deal
i lost my graphing calculator at the end of the school year, i told my mother , she yelled a little bit but it was cool get a replacement calculator |
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Jul 21 2009, 12:30 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
There are worse things that could happen. Yeah she'll probably yell at you for a bit but hey, you did lose something of significant value...so nut up and tell the truth.
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Jul 21 2009, 06:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Banned Posts: 124 Joined: Mar 2009 Member No: 721,055 |
or i can just ship you mine, since i have zero use of it now
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Jul 25 2009, 12:31 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(hypnotique @ Jul 20 2009, 10:36 PM) Tell her one of those mexican kids took it. in a crisis, blame one of us. I use that excuse too often, sorry. QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 20 2009, 10:55 PM) Agreed. You could also say that a finnish ninja somehow broke into your room and performed several mind damaging techniques on you causing you to pass out and while you passed out, the ninja used her/his ninja skills to swipe your calculator just in time before you woke up again. That, or tell the truth.n*gga, please. My mother knows Finnish ninjas have no need for calculators. QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 20 2009, 11:07 PM) I had to buy a graphing calculator for my up coming re-take on the ACT and just for some other math classes in general. Tell your mom you lost it, also go on ebay, i was able to buy mine for $60 Sounds good. QUOTE(Seon-ho-Lee @ Jul 21 2009, 07:43 PM) or i can just ship you mine, since i have zero use of it now 4reelz yo dats tight. |
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Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 01:31 PM) n*gga, please. My mother knows Finnish ninjas have no need for calculators.  YOU CALLED ME A NIGGA!!!!*tells KC* |
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Jul 25 2009, 01:00 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM) YOU CALLED ME A NIGGA!!!!*tells KC* Negro. |
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Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
I just got a graphing calculator [:
Telling the truth seems alright. But say it was stolen, it's better than it being "lost" &you can look it up on ebay for a cheaper one? |
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Jul 25 2009, 01:42 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Jul 25 2009, 02:00 PM) Negro. Blanco. |
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Jul 25 2009, 05:51 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM) YOU CALLED ME A NIGGA!!!!*tells KC* Term of endearment, Tattle-Tale! QUOTE(Buttsex @ Jul 25 2009, 02:00 PM) Negro. Mhm, that's the polite wording. QUOTE(nikx618 @ Jul 25 2009, 02:40 PM) I just got a graphing calculator [: Telling the truth seems alright. But say it was stolen, it's better than it being "lost" &you can look it up on ebay for a cheaper one? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. She'll be more sympathetic if I tell her it was stolen, though she might all "SRSLY WHO DA FUQ DID THIS? I'MA CALL THE SCHOOL." That would suck. |
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Jul 25 2009, 06:06 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 06:51 PM) Term of endearment, Tattle-Tale! AM NOT!! 
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Jul 25 2009, 06:10 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
How come you called KC then huh?
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Jul 25 2009, 06:11 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 07:10 PM) How come you called KC then huh? how are you so sure that I even did? 
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Jul 25 2009, 06:12 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
So you lying now?
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Jul 25 2009, 06:16 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Exactly.
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Jul 25 2009, 06:22 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^LIAR LIAR PANTS on FIRE!
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Jul 25 2009, 06:24 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
It's PLANTS FOR HIRE, Spongebob.
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Jul 25 2009, 06:29 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Anyways, we're getting wayyy distracted. |
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Jul 25 2009, 06:48 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Yes, yes we are. Anyways, your resolution is to straight up tell her someone stole it but that you don't know their name.
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Jul 25 2009, 06:52 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
OKAY!
But I'll blame it on some Puerto Rican guy. |
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Jul 25 2009, 07:07 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Good. Then tell her that he tripped and it fell out of his hand thus causing it to break.
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Jul 25 2009, 07:31 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Just buy a used one off of ebay or something. It's not that difficult.
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