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 Jul 11 2004, 01:51 AM
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there was a guy wo doesn't knoe english and ask his friend to help him.and his friend teach him the word...yes. so when he came to a bar.... waitress:What food do you like? guy:yes Boxer: do you want a punch? guy: yes of course he got a punch and he went back to his friend and his friend teach him the word.....no.and he went back to the bar. waitress:what drinks to you like? guy:no. Boxer:do you still remember the punch I gave you yesterday? guy: no. so...he go another punch. and he went back to his friend and his friend teach him the word......good. and he went back to the bar the next day.... waitress: do you want to have---? guy:good. Boxer:--sniff-- Guy:why you crying? Boxer:My mom died! Guy:good!  and you know it...he got another punch! |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:54 AM
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teacher:recite me your tables(multiplication ones) angel.... angel: dining table,kitchen table, coffee table..... *I'm sorry if I can't reply fast cause my computer is very slow, ok?* |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:56 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Those are ok....next time you can put them all in one post, and post it in the humor section.
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Jul 11 2004, 01:56 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha man thats funni. umm i think this topic belongs in interests in humor section
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Jul 11 2004, 02:01 AM
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- Moved to Interest>Humor -
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Jul 11 2004, 02:05 AM
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++~Expecto Patronum!!!~++ Group: Member Posts: 15 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,653 |
thanx for moving it chinkieeyedpnoi!
third joke: in the school cafeteria.... a:Why is this steak so tough? b:cause there is a lot of iron in it! catch ya l8er cause i've got 2 go somewhere...... and here are some few jokes before I leave: a:why didn't the chicken cross the road? b:because it was too chicken! a:what don't you eat in breakfast? b: lunch and dinner! a:where does the computer go to dance? b:the disc-o! *bye guys!* |
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Jul 11 2004, 03:13 AM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(faithful_guardian @ Jul 11 2004, 1:51 AM) first joke: there was a guy wo doesn't knoe english and ask his friend to help him.and his friend teach him the word...yes. so when he came to a bar.... waitress:What food do you like? guy:yes Boxer: do you want a punch? guy: yes of course he got a punch and he went back to his friend and his friend teach him the word.....no.and he went back to the bar. waitress:what drinks to you like? guy:no. Boxer:do you still remember the punch I gave you yesterday? guy: no. so...he go another punch. and he went back to his friend and his friend teach him the word......good. and he went back to the bar the next day.... waitress: do you want to have---? guy:good. Boxer:--sniff-- Guy:why you crying? Boxer:My mom died! Guy:good! and you know it...he got another punch! hey tat doesnt make sense,, i thought tat guy doesnt speak no english at all,, then where in the world did ((y u crying )) came from??? 
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Jul 11 2004, 12:02 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha these are so funny lol
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Jul 11 2004, 02:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Those jokes weren't really funny.
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