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MY FIRST TIME
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post Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM
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The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
To place my hand,
On her breasts.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.

And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time,
Milking a cow!

what were you thinkin??? _dry.gif sicko!!

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post Jul 11 2004, 01:05 AM
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i've heard of this a million times and it still cracks me up. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 01:08 AM
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Whoa that writer's really into beastiality.
Funny. Mucho hilarious.

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post Jul 11 2004, 01:10 AM
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hahaha, of course i knew it was a cow!! shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 12:32 PM
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lol great way to test someones perverted level? mellow.gif cool.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 04:21 PM
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hahaha! laugh.gif chinkieeyedpnoi ? did you write the poem? if u did..nice rhyming! lol..i knew that it was a cow! whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM)
The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
To place my hand,
On her breasts.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.

And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time,
Milking a cow!

what were you thinkin??? _dry.gif sicko!!

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OMG!! THIS IS SICK~ LOL
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:54 PM
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haha i do have a dirty mind pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:57 PM
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ahahah this is so funny.
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 10:07 PM
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LoL i heard that before..funnie stuff
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 10:23 PM
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i've read this a few timez... it came as a chain mail. but i alwayz think itz "sumthing else".... aaaaaaa perv me!!! haha
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:08 AM
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hahaha lol man that didnt sound rite
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 03:45 PM
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lmao.... never heard it but it was really odd.... cows dont have hair and blue eyes?!?! what kinda cow do u milk? ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 04:14 PM
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LOL
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 09:10 PM
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I knew that it was a cow, I really did!
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post Jul 13 2004, 10:21 AM
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rofl.
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 10:49 AM
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HAAHAHA that is some funny poem...it cracks me up how perverted people r these days
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 04:41 PM
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lol! ive heard this a jillion times, but i still laugh.
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 04:26 PM
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AHHH
haha i have a sick mind... ACK
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:17 AM
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hmmmm....well i sure know wat i thinkin cool.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:00 PM
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haha lmao... i thought it was a trick ^ ^
nice one
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 09:09 PM
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DUDE, i have a sick mind....hehe............but the cow part made me realize it was a cow, and then i said "thank you!! omgsh...i thought it was some'n sick!"
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 08:27 PM
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a cow duh. wut did you think i was thinking? happy.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 06:33 PM
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lmao.... never heard it but it was really odd.... cows dont have hair and blue eyes?!?! what kinda cow do u milk

hahaha...exactly!
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 06:44 PM
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what the... oh my i got soo confused laugh.gif i guess i am perverted after all pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 06:49 PM
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Hah, milking a cow. >< Damn my perverted mind.
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 07:10 PM
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at first thought it was something else he was doing whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 08:26 PM
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HAHAHA..had me going there for a while..
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:17 PM
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LOL, heard that joke many times. Still cracks me up!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 04:43 PM
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whoa that got me thinkin the rong thing...lol
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:19 AM
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Haha. I heard this one before... happy.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:34 AM
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lmao, guess ima perv
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 04:11 PM
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i heard this one b4 funny happy.gif
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 06:02 PM
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I heard this before, and its still hilarious =]
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 07:05 PM
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lmao that's mucho hilirious!! XXD
 
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yeah its pretty old but first time i read it i guessed wrong
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 03:36 PM
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i heard this before. it was cool =) i was imagining so many things.
 
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haha, oh my.... i was thinking something completely different wink.gif
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 12:03 AM
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oh damn... i was like, OMG!! THATS SO SICK!! WTF!?!
oops.. i guess that was just me..
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blink.gif Ami that much of a perverted?

THATS STILL FUNNY~
 
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