Memoirs of an Asian Mother |
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 Jul 15 2009, 10:41 PM
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 Photoartist  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390  |
 Dear Dialy, The other day I go up to rocal Christian book store and see a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumpel stickel. I raugh velly hard. Jesus not real. He fake like Easter Bunny and female olgasm. I was feel super generous that day because I am just come from thrilling dragon dance perfolmance, forrowed by dim sum and mah jong with my Chinatown gal pals. I win! I win big money! So, I buy sticker and put on my bumper. Am I hip and cool or what? I almost Chow Yun Fat cool! Boy, am I grad I did! What a fun time that forrow. I was stop at a led right at busy intelsection, just daydream about my son and how he will become rich doctor and lawyer or he get kicked out of famiry, and I not notice the light had change gleen. It is good thing someone else love Jesus because if he no honked, I never have notice. I find that lot and lot of peepo rove Jesus! While I am sit there, the big fat American guy behind start honking like clazy, and then he lean out of his window and scream, "For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!" What a big girly cheerleader he am for Jesus! Everyone start honking! I just reaned out my window and start waving and smiling at all those loving peepo. I even honk my horn a few time to shale the rove! Maybe I wear my daughter's "Everyone Love an Asian Girl" T-shirt next time!  ...especiarry to cook, do the raundry, and crean the dishes. Wait, that every girl! There also must been a silly man from Frolida back there because I hear him yell something about a sunny beach. That silly man, go back to orange juice town! Then I see another guy wave in funny way with middle finger in the air. I thought he think I am number one ping-pong player? So I ask my son in back seat what that mean. He say it was probabry Hawaiian good ruck sign or something. I trust him, he in all AP crasses (he better be, or I use the bamboo stick!). I am never met anyone from Hawaii, so I rean out window and give a him the good ruck sign right back. My son snicker for a second and start raughing. Why he raugh? Was there soy sauce on face from dim sum? A couple of the peepo were so into the fun time I am have, they get out of car and start walk up to me! I bet they wanted to pray or ask what Jesus church I attend, but this is when I noticed the right is change green. So, I smile, and wave to all my brother and sister (from another mother or adoption agency), and drive through the intelsection. I am then notice that I was only car that go through the intelsection befole the right changed again and feel kind of sad that I am had to reave them after all the rove am shaled. Maybe next time, silly Americans. So I srowed the car down, reaned out window and give a them all the Hawaiian good ruck sign one rast time as I drive away. They such wonderful folk here in America! Maybe I buy these bumpel stickel for all my famiry for Christmas and Chinese New Year!  50 pack? I save rots of monies! I am will write again soon, Cookie Kwan http://cakalusa.xanga.com/ |
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Jul 15 2009, 10:43 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Beautiful
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Jul 16 2009, 12:20 AM
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lolwhut.
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Jul 16 2009, 12:52 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
tl;dr
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Jul 16 2009, 01:05 AM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
lmao. I riked that a rot
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Jul 16 2009, 05:10 AM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 16 2009, 01:52 AM)  tl;dr but i did read the bold part. |
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Jul 16 2009, 05:17 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(moirakas @ Jul 16 2009, 06:10 AM) but i did read the bold part. x2. |
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Jul 16 2009, 05:22 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,142 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,926 |
QUOTE Then I see another guy wave in funny way with middle finger in the air. I thought he think I am number one ping-pong player? So I ask my son in back seat what that mean. He say it was probabry Hawaiian good ruck sign or something. I trust him, he in all AP crasses (he better be, or I use the bamboo stick!). lmao |
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Jul 16 2009, 08:33 AM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
That was amazing. Made my morning.
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Jul 16 2009, 12:08 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
lul, "sunny beach".
Damn, she needs summa my sweet and sour porku. + mongorian beef. |
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Jul 17 2009, 01:36 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,651 |
Since when did you start reading cakalusa's xanga?
QUOTE Then I see another guy wave in funny way with middle finger in the air. I thought he think I am number one ping-pong player? So I ask my son in back seat what that mean. He say it was probabry Hawaiian good ruck sign or something. I trust him, he in all AP crasses (he better be, or I use the bamboo stick!). lmao 
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Jul 17 2009, 02:22 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
LMFAO ! Fantastic. Hahaha.
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