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 Jul 11 2009, 01:22 PM
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I haz it...its rare, but I haz it. I haz pics...I look like a chipmunk. I have just been taking lots of benedryll and sleeping and resting. and I have left my cave/room as little as possible since I got it. I think I might go to the doctor. I hate doctors though.
Anyways I have been trying to keep busy while I have nothing to do but use my computer so I have been working on websites and stuff. Although my face is less swollen my chest is starting to compress and its getting the a little hard to breath and my mouth is super dry. Yesterday my face was so swollen it was covering one of my eyes. The right side is more swollen then the left. and you never know, it might not be mumps, it could just be food or sun poisoning. Discuss? |
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Jul 11 2009, 01:24 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
Joseph you should really go to the doctor.
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Jul 11 2009, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 11 2009, 01:24 PM)  Joseph you should really go to the doctor. What's the point? They will just give me a bunch of medicine that makes me feel better but only masks the problem and they will tell me to get rest. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. |
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Jul 11 2009, 01:31 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
no no i'd go to the doctor. i always heard mumps in guys can make ur balls swell and hurt or something and make you not have kids. i'd go to the doctor!
lol no really i did hear that |
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Jul 11 2009, 01:37 PM
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Holy crap! If my balls are involved im going to the doctor!
Heres a picture. Its pretty shocking. Normal: Nor normal: And as you can see I look extremely miserable...because I am. And I cant go in public till I get better cause right now I dont like im swollen I just look like i have fat cheeks 
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Jul 11 2009, 01:40 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
wow i feel really sorry for you dude. seriously.
but yeah i looked it up on wikipedia to see if i had any clue what i was talking about and if that was true QUOTE Painful testicular swelling (orchitis) and rash may also occur. The symptoms are generally not severe in children. In teenage males and men, complications such as infertility or subfertility are more common, although still rare in absolute terms rare in absolute terms so you'll probably be ok i guess. |
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Jul 11 2009, 01:42 PM
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Thanks man. Then I think I'll notice if my balls grow. haha.
And I think my body is still that of a "child" so i think im good in that area. |
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Jul 11 2009, 01:47 PM
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haha, yes I do.
and I think I may be one of the only people who can use that mii head with a very wide mouth. 
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Jul 12 2009, 12:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Well good news...I think their is a higher chance that I had an allergic reaction to the some wild salmon I had, then mumps.
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Jul 12 2009, 12:51 AM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I can't see the fatty face pic
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Jul 12 2009, 12:56 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^me neither.
if your doctor is being "just take some rest" then tell him/her you want to be more aggressive. |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
I put it on my own server so I could remove it! haha
I never went to the doctor. My body is a doctor. It just needs time to heal itself. |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:01 AM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
have fun healing your shriveled nuts at the end of your mumps
jk kind of |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:07 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
YI bet your parents mistook you for a girl when you were born.
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Jul 12 2009, 01:15 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
I'll take that bet, how much
jk cohoe c'mon now |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:26 AM
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Lupus?
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Jul 12 2009, 01:27 AM
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I didnt even understand your post so my natural reaction was to reply with an insult. haha. And I didnt get that post either. Sorry. I think you speaking to much japanese.
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Jul 12 2009, 01:35 AM
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damn I hate a jap bitch
don't you hate a jap bitch? yeah I ate a jap bitch she ain't jap no more, she changed her name to my bitch hahahaha, yeah, cohoe, that's my bitch so when she ask for the money, when you through don't be surprised bitch it ain't trickin' if you got it but you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit motherf*cker i'm ill, not sick and I'm OK but my watch sick, yeah my drop sick, yeah my glock sick and my knot thick I'M IT! motherf*cker I'm ILL! nvm ignore that |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Jul 12 2009, 01:35 AM) damn I hate a jap bitch don't you hate a jap bitch? yeah I ate a jap bitch she ain't jap no more, she changed her name to my bitch hahahaha, yeah, cohoe, that's my bitch so when she ask for the money, when you through don't be surprised bitch it ain't trickin' if you got it but you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit motherf*cker i'm ill, not sick and I'm OK but my watch sick, yeah my drop sick, yeah my glock sick and my knot thick I'M IT! motherf*cker I'm ILL! nvm ignore that lkajfkdfjaljwhat |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:41 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
sup cj
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Jul 15 2009, 08:41 AM
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QUOTE(fire @ Jul 12 2009, 02:26 AM) Lupus? It's never lupus. |
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