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post Jul 6 2009, 09:52 AM
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http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

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Awkward Family Story: The Puzzle
July 2nd, 2009

When I was first getting to know my fiance, he had mentioned he didn’t know who his father was until he was 5. Because his mom had remarried while he was very young. As I thought about it, I asked him, “Did you ever question why you had a different last name?” He said, “Nope, because my grandfather had the same last name as me.” So I asked “Well, he’s your grandfather on your mother’s side right?” (meaning that he had his mothers madien name)
He said “Well, sorta” I asked for him to explain. He made me promise not to laugh. So I agreed. He then went on to tell me, “It’s my mother’s mom, see my mother’s father died 2 days after she was born, so she remarried.” I was confused now. How did he have his grandfathers last name if it wasn’t his mother’s father? Well, as he went on to explain, while his mother and birthfather were dating, his mother’s mom and his father’s dad fell in love. So after his mother and birthfather got divorced. His mother’s mom and father’s dad got married. Meaning, His parents are also Step brother and Sister. How awkward.


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When I was 11 my parents divorced and my mom married my dad’s brother. As if that isn’t awkward enough… when my brothers and I got older, we eventually had to break the news to our soon to be spouses. When I told my fiance, he said “Don’t tell my family.” So came time for our parents to meet. Everyone introduced themselves. My mom, dad and stepdad/uncle where all there (yet another awkward moment) I guess as an ice breaker my uncle/stepdad says “So did Susan tell you I’m also her uncle”? My fiances mom started coughing then started choking. The ambulance was called, but thankfully I know the heimlich and got the piece of food out right away. After that though my fiance’s parents left, and haven’t seen my family since. Can’t wait for the wedding… awkward.
 
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post Jul 6 2009, 10:43 AM
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Wow...







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What an interesting family tree you must have! You should put these stories in a book and make a family tree so your kids grand kids can carry on the story.

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Wait a second? I thought these were your pictures and stories and they had gotten onto the site! haha
 
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post Jul 6 2009, 11:05 AM
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That's absolutely ridiculous. Would you like to purchase a suicide kit? It's cheap and readily available for those who feel like their lives are worth mentioning.
 
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post Jul 6 2009, 10:36 PM
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OH. MY. GOD.

 
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post Jul 6 2009, 11:06 PM
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^ Holy crap, that's some scary shit right here.
 
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post Jul 6 2009, 11:08 PM
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cmon its santa, he doesn't touch little boys, if he did, he would give presents during the day
 
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post Jul 6 2009, 11:23 PM
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post Jul 7 2009, 12:19 AM
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post Jul 7 2009, 12:25 AM
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I went through every page of that site.




The two funniest.
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 12:50 AM
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LOL I like this one:

 
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post Jul 7 2009, 01:06 AM
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^lol looks like out of all three the dad is the happiest.
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 01:16 AM
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I actually took the time to go through the entire site. It was pretty funny. The mullet family sticks out the most to me.
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 7 2009, 01:50 PM) *
LOL I like this one:


hahahaha, oh my. that is adorable.
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 01:46 PM
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lol..
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 02:12 PM
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Eeyore never looks that happy! IMPOSTER.
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 02:13 PM
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^^ haha
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 03:36 PM
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how embarrassing would it be if you found an old family portrait of yours up there?
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 05:02 PM
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they post it up themselves
 
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post Jul 7 2009, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Jul 7 2009, 03:36 PM) *
how embarrassing would it be if you found an old family portrait of yours up there?
Luckily all the family portraits that I'm in were taken when I was cute wittle one.

My brother and his friend were outside working the day of my high school graduation and showed up with red faces all but where their sunglasses were. My graduation photos could go on the site, haha.
 

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