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 Jul 9 2004, 08:34 PM
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 Me myself and I  Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120  |
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn't know they came that small. 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it's hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 58. Never mind, why bother. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Where's the rest of it? sry it's 2 long |
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Jul 9 2004, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,032 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,398 |
lols...so funniees...now i hab to dink bout wat i would sai to some guy...hehe
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Jul 9 2004, 11:24 PM
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 i`m tOo secksie fOr mai shirt Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,650 |
i love these kind of things!
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Jul 9 2004, 11:31 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
cough cough. A little odd but interesting... hahah. So mean.
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Jul 10 2004, 12:36 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
that is so mean! i would cry if someone said that, haha, i am sensitive!
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Jul 10 2004, 12:58 AM
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 stephoo Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,382 |
lol interestin
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Jul 10 2004, 02:24 AM
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haha funny
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Jul 10 2004, 03:53 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha man thats so funni
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Jul 10 2004, 06:31 AM
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 Origami. Not Ori-gasms ^.^ Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,202 |
This is hilarious!
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Jul 10 2004, 09:04 AM
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Thats funny xP
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Jul 10 2004, 06:59 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
i LUV reading these kinda thingz!
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Jul 10 2004, 07:02 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
^ haha me too =)
this one was funny lol |
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Jul 10 2004, 09:46 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jul 9 2004, 11:36 PM) that is so mean! i would cry if someone said that, haha, i am sensitive! ha-ha. would you really? |
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Jul 11 2004, 08:37 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
* takes notes.. ohh..
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Jul 11 2004, 12:29 PM
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hahahs
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Jul 11 2004, 08:59 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(joanna0304 @ Jul 9 2004, 8:34 PM) 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn't know they came that small. 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it's hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 58. Never mind, why bother. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Where's the rest of it? sry it's 2 long haha,,, how did u know? |
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Jul 12 2004, 03:58 PM
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hmmm ive said quite a lot of those before
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Jul 12 2004, 09:09 PM
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lol, those were funny.
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Jul 13 2004, 04:49 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
haha..poor naked guy.
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Jul 13 2004, 05:23 PM
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 hello. Group: Member Posts: 1,105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,600 |
some are reallie funny funny but the other ones are so corny
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Jul 13 2004, 05:55 PM
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aBABYmomma Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,380 |
That is freaking hilarious.. haha.. that was my laugh for the day!!! thanks!!!
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Jul 17 2004, 07:51 AM
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=] Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,683 |
funny lol
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Jul 17 2004, 08:34 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
lol -0-; did u get bad reactions from experience? xD jp jp
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Jul 17 2004, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
7. Make it dance. XD
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Jul 17 2004, 09:15 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
man...im crying of laughter right now!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAAH!!!!!! SO SICK BUT AT THE SAME TIME SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
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