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 Jul 9 2004, 08:21 PM
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My second joke. Yeah. this may sound immature, but it got me cracked up. I could even say it to my friend. Okay.
There was an Angel. She lived in heaven. (well, duh) she was cleaning her room and she decided to throw out some things that dont belong. Accidentally, she threw out three things down to earth. She threw down a fork, a knife, and a bomb. (I dont know how it got there. but. Yeah) Then, she went back to earth to see if everything was okay. As she was walking, she saw a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?", she asked. "A fork fell down and callled my kitty!!!" the girl replied. She walked away sobbing.The angel felt very bad. Oh well.So she keeps walking and she sees a boy crying. "Whats the matter?", she asked politely. "A kinfe fell from the sky and killed my doggie!!!". the angel was heartbroken now. Then she kept walking along, and she saw a boy laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing?", she asked. And the boy replied, "I farted and my house blew up". Immature? Yes. Funny, to me. |
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Jul 9 2004, 08:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
nvm
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Jul 10 2004, 03:55 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats funni. i heard it b4. umm u dont have to double post, u can jus press edit on the top right corner of ur post
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Jul 10 2004, 09:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
Oh man. I didnt know that.
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Jul 10 2004, 09:50 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness that boy is so crazy. lol thats good. LOVE IT
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Jul 10 2004, 10:47 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
i think itz my second time hearing dat... but itz still funny! :P
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Jul 11 2004, 12:20 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
hahahha!!! that cracked me up...that is sooo funny! LOL LOVE IT!
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Jul 11 2004, 04:32 PM
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hahah! thas so funny! but y is the kid still like all ok ? didnt his house blow up while he was in it??
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Jul 11 2004, 07:38 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
i don't get it..farting part.
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Jul 11 2004, 08:55 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(archana @ Jul 9 2004, 8:21 PM) My second joke. Yeah. this may sound immature, but it got me cracked up. I could even say it to my friend. Okay. There was an Angel. She lived in heaven. (well, duh) she was cleaning her room and she decided to throw out some things that dont belong. Accidentally, she threw out three things down to earth. She threw down a fork, a knife, and a bomb. (I dont know how it got there. but. Yeah) Then, she went back to earth to see if everything was okay. As she was walking, she saw a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?", she asked. "A fork fell down and callled my kitty!!!" the girl replied. She walked away sobbing.The angel felt very bad. Oh well.So she keeps walking and she sees a boy crying. "Whats the matter?", she asked politely. "A kinfe fell from the sky and killed my doggie!!!". the angel was heartbroken now. Then she kept walking along, and she saw a boy laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing?", she asked. And the boy replied, "I farted and my house blew up". Immature? Yes. Funny, to me. haha,.,, i actually like it,, its not stupid or anythin to me** |
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Jul 11 2004, 08:59 PM
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 Aww! ^___^ Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,645 |
hahaha this cracked me up.
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Jul 11 2004, 10:06 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
yeah..i heard that before..except it was a bit different..it had to do with elderly people and it was something other than a fork and knife..but yeah..its funnie..
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Jul 12 2004, 03:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lmao.... id have to say that the third kid and me r very similar
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