Liquor Store Mayhem, Awkward Situations |
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Liquor Store Mayhem, Awkward Situations |
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What Up. So I've been going to the same liquor store for a while now, it's right down the road from my house and although its run by the Arabs, they have quality products.
The problem I've been having with the place is that the main cashier just creeps me out. The first time I went in he shook my hand but squeezed with only his thumb and his forefinger. It's a little creepy, but whatever. Then the next time I go in he shakes my hand but keeps my hand for about 15 seconds trying to talk to me. I'm trying to pull my hand back in a subtle way because I don't want to offend him. Finally it happened. I go in yesterday for my usual bottles of Rum and Merlot and he tries to hug me. Now Im not a big fan of strangers touching me to begin with, I work with the public and they try to do it a lot, but this time it was just weird. So I buy my drinks and rush out. Im probably not going to go back, I dont know. Comment on this or tell me one of your own awkward situations and I will tell you how I would have handled it. |
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![]() monster hunter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 ![]() |
What Up. So I've been going to the same liquor store for a while now, it's right down the road from my house and although its run by the Arabs, they have quality products. The problem I've been having with the place is that the main cashier just creeps me out. The first time I went in he shook my hand but squeezed with only his thumb and his forefinger. It's a little creepy, but whatever. Then the next time I go in he shakes my hand but keeps my hand for about 15 seconds trying to talk to me. I'm trying to pull my hand back in a subtle way because I don't want to offend him. Finally it happened. I go in yesterday for my usual bottles of Rum and Merlot and he tries to hug me. Now Im not a big fan of strangers touching me to begin with, I work with the public and they try to do it a lot, but this time it was just weird. So I buy my drinks and rush out. Im probably not going to go back, I dont know. Comment on this or tell me one of your own awkward situations and I will tell you how I would have handled it. He's totally gay for you. Touch his penis and see what he does. Bet you he won't be sad about that shit. |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 ![]() |
Thats what I said! But then my brother was like "Thats homophobic" Well no shit!! Im afraid of gay people, well not afraid of them but afraid theyll like what they see and take advantage of my sweet hetero-virgin ass. Nothing shall invade my butthole as long as I have breath in my body
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![]() monster hunter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 ![]() |
Thats what I said! But then my brother was like "Thats homophobic" Well no shit!! Im afraid of gay people, well not afraid of them but afraid theyll like what they see and take advantage HAHA, ey, I'm not homophobic and I can see that shit from a mile. Likewise, touch his penis for the hell of it. Totally serious. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 ![]() |
Yeah dude do it, I bet you get a discount!
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![]() monster hunter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 ![]() |
Neither do the terrorists. KICK THE GAYS AND TERRORISTS AUT
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 ![]() |
Well thats going a bit too far. Id say gays and terrorists contribute in their own way but a gay terrorist is useless. Kick em out
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