HEY ASS HOVERERS! |
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 Dec 10 2008, 01:48 PM
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 Live long and prosper.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024  |
JUST USE THE fUCKING TOLIET SEAT COVERS THAT ARE PROVIDED YOU ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE WITH YOUR VAGINA DRIBBLINGS(sometimes) AND PISS I HAVE TO SIT ON
 Does this piss anyone else off? Dont censor me unless i post porn ill be crude how much i f*cking want.thanks This post has been edited by hypnotique: Dec 21 2008, 02:55 PM
Reason for edit: No need to be overly crude. Subtle imagery: Learn it. Use it. Wear it out.
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Dec 10 2008, 02:02 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
All the f*cking time. Even if there are no toilet seat covers, use the toilet paper to cover your seat!!!
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Dec 11 2008, 12:35 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2008 Member No: 702,547 |
uh no. i prefer to hover but i do wipe off any pee that happens to get on the seat.
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Dec 11 2008, 11:17 AM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE( @ Dec 11 2008, 03:13 AM)       Im sorry did I offend? |
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Dec 11 2008, 02:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2008 Member No: 702,547 |
haha!!!!
where do you get those pictures? |
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Dec 11 2008, 10:35 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^ the internet.
Man, on my trip to Montana I ended up having to pee in some really, really nasty gas stations. I put paper down and hovered. No way was my ass going to touch that seat... covered or not. Besides, their were far nastier things on that seat to be worried about than if I got something there. |
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Dec 11 2008, 11:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
Hahaha, I love toilet seat covers :D
I usually triple up on them, though. They're sorta thin. If there aren't any covers, then I just hover :x Way too lazy to toilet-paper-ify the toilet. |
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Dec 12 2008, 12:17 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2008 Member No: 702,547 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Dec 11 2008, 10:35 PM) ^ the internet. no shit, sherlock. i meant what he searched for, if it's all at some collective place, that sort of thing. |
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Dec 15 2008, 08:41 PM
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I only actually sit on it if it appears to not have nasty shit all over it, and I'm in a rush. If I'm not, and they have those toilet seat covers, I use those. But when I hover I don't get stuff all over the place...because I don't hover that far above.
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Dec 19 2008, 01:27 AM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Hoverers have strong legs
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Dec 21 2008, 02:52 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE( @ Dec 11 2008, 10:32 PM) No not at all =[ I was just an initial shock. Put it back, put it back! I did lol! I do not belive I said anything over the top for one to feel the need to edit it without talking to moi first. Kthanx |
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Dec 25 2008, 03:34 AM
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 that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
Hey, I have a solution: become an ass hoverer yourself
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Dec 28 2008, 05:40 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(pedophile @ Dec 25 2008, 02:34 AM) Hey, I have a solution: become an ass hoverer yourself Thats so hard for me i like have no lower body strength haha |
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Dec 28 2008, 05:49 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Or people should just follow that famous phrase: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.
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