How to find the perfect sidekick, A novel Options

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How to find the perfect sidekick and a long lost cousin in the incredibly confusing online world.
Dedicated to: JC and The Fame kid.
By : Toya

How to tell if your sidekick is the right one for you....
1. Look for someone with cool initials. ( JC's initials are not as good as mine, TM, but they're close enough)

2. Find someone that agrees with you all the time.
( 10:02:05 PM Toya: who would do that ...that shows that you are BEYONDDD desperate
10:02:30 PM Jay See Teriyaki (brooklyneast05): i agree)

3. Make sure the person you found has decent taste in music.

4. Make sure your sidekick is fun.
(11:02:44 PM Toya: night boob
11:02:49 PM Jay See Teriyaki (brooklyneast05): night fish)

5. Make sure your sidekick is dedicated even when you leave the online world.
(10:02:19 PM Toya: it's ok.... it's about time you got mad at me even though you don't want to admit it :)
10:02:36 PM Jay See Teriyaki (brooklyneast05): you are still my favorite)

6. Find someone who will not get mad at you when you rant your life to them.

7. Make sure your person is random.

8. Make sure your person hate's the same people you do.
(we hate **** & **** & ****)

9. Find someone with a cool famous best friend.

10. And Lastly, make sure your future sidekick has cute dogs and will only remove the phantom of the opera mask for his sidekick. ;)

This is how I ended up with the sometimes wonderful JC.




How to find the perfect long lost cousin.

1. Find someone with the same family last name as you.
(brandon saunders.....****** saunders. WE FAMILY !!!)

2. Find someone that can beat the shit out of people that mess with you.

3. Find someone that cares .
(4:42:17 AM brandonsaunders1: Hey cousin
4:42:19 AM brandonsaunders1: How you doin?)

4. Find someone with a cool ass email address
(only cool people know it!! ;) )

5. Find someone that dated one of your friends. That way your relationship is closer and you have a higher possibility of meeting them!

6. Find someone with AMAZING taste in music.
(uh yea if you didn't know he has amazing taste in music you're a dumbass)

And this is how I met my favorite cousin B. (we're on the one letter basis now)



BE JEALOUS.
That's all folks.
Bye.


Shout-outs to the cool people that are still around!