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I've never had a girlfriend
AngryBaby
post Oct 6 2008, 11:49 PM
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you don't know what its like when you get near a girl and cum in your pants *sigh*

help me
 
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post Oct 6 2008, 11:52 PM
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You just need to enjoy it while you can.
 
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post Oct 6 2008, 11:53 PM
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are you down with the bitches and hoes?
 
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post Oct 6 2008, 11:55 PM
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obviously, or else i wouldn't cum in my pants when i see them
 
DoubleJ
post Oct 6 2008, 11:58 PM
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Moved to Boys Locker
 
AngryBaby
post Oct 6 2008, 11:59 PM
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aw
 
Gigi
post Oct 7 2008, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Oct 6 2008, 09:53 PM) *
are you down with the bitches and hoes?

That literally made me spit out my water. Thanks Steven.
 
Reidar
post Oct 7 2008, 01:47 AM
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Girlfriends are for weaklings.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 01:48 AM
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Wow I came in here expecting that^ comment.

You're becoming too predictable, Reidar.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 01:51 AM
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Predictability is for weaklings.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 01:55 AM
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I see you Reidar.

Lurking is for weaklings.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 01:56 AM
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Says the Anonymous User. =P



Gigi, I am thisclose to warning you for double posting.
 
Gigi
post Oct 7 2008, 01:59 AM
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You should PM me first and tell me of my wrongdoing before warning me. As far as I know, someone has just been merging my posts without saying a word or even making a note of it in the actual post, so if I were actually that dumb to not notice, I wouldn't even have known I am breaking the rules.

Just a tip Jones. Think before you tarnish my perfect record!
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 02:01 AM
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We no longer give out verbal warnings. tongue.gif

But okay, now you know.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 02:01 AM
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We have a new rule. We don't give verbal warnings anymore. tongue.gif

It's in the guidelines now. shifty.gif Lay down that hammer Jojopuff.
 
Gigi
post Oct 7 2008, 02:05 AM
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I'm still confused about that actually. I read someone's post (a staff member), and they said something about PMs, which =/= verbal warnings in the sense that I used to know. Anyway you guys should probably worry more about member bashing/spamming/n00dz than double posts, no? Or God forbid, if I forget to thumb a picture! ohmy.gif

I'm an oldie guys, cut me some slack. My memory goes downhill sometimes. XD
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 03:31 AM
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hey! why are u vaginas in our locker room?
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 03:47 AM
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What, vaginas aren't allowed in here? That actually makes me sad. sad.gif
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 04:49 AM
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post Oct 7 2008, 07:14 AM
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That made me giggle, sorry.

Try asking a girl out.
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 07:31 AM
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he cant. he'd cum before he can say anything.
 
AngryBaby
post Oct 7 2008, 11:17 AM
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exactly
 
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post Oct 7 2008, 03:25 PM
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evan i know you beat off to thoughts of guys too
 
Reidar
post Oct 8 2008, 11:12 PM
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I see you Reidar.

Lurking is for weaklings.


Parodying is for weaklings.
 
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post Oct 26 2008, 10:54 PM
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heres what you do.sit on stickam all day.then you will get mad internot famuz
 
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post Oct 26 2008, 11:16 PM
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I've never had a girlfriend either. sad.gif
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 12:39 AM
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do you cum in your pants like me?
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 08:11 PM
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i think you need to control your cumming or else.. thats ABNORMAL! hehe just keeeding.. i believe, you should try talking to the girl, instead of thinking of sex or what your gonna do to her..
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 08:55 PM
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Wear a Chastity belt when talking to one.
You've no chance at cumming, unless you have SUPERIOR penis strength.
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 08:56 PM
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LOL ^^
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Oct 27 2008, 01:39 PM) *
do you cum in your pants like me?

no. I'm not really that attracted to girls anyways.
 
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post Oct 28 2008, 10:49 PM
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never having a girlfriend isn't bad. it just shows you aren't ready for one, or don't make much of an effort.

yeah, cumming in your pants means your REALLY horny, lol.
 
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post Oct 29 2008, 01:13 PM
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I've never had a girlfriend either. I guess for me it is just because I feel too young to commit to just one girl.
 
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post Oct 30 2008, 10:05 PM
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Girls are vampires!
 
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