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 Sep 30 2008, 03:29 PM
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 The Resident Drunk  Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266  |
RULES
Pick one person to kill, f**k, and marry and the next person has to answer and come up with their own... Doesn't have to always be a celeb, and doesn't have to always be the same gender. I'll Start: Kill f**k Marry Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Garner
Reason for edit: Fixed Jennifer Love Hewitt's name, haha. - Cristy I don't understand the rules/game. lol -Rebs
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Sep 30 2008, 03:40 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
OK LMAO FOR THE MODS WHO SEEM TO NOT GET THE GAME LOL I WILL DO THE FIRST ONE:
Kill: Jennifer Aniston f**k: Jennifer Garner Marry: Jennifer Love Hewitt For the next person: Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Brad Pitt |
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Sep 30 2008, 03:53 PM
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 [pandemonium] :3 Group: Human Posts: 225 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 671,107 |
lol.
kill: Jason Mraz F**k: Brad Pitt Marry: John Mayer um, so do I post three celebrities? hmm does it have to be only one gender for all three? lol, HSM stars. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens Monique Coleman (that's her name right?) |
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Sep 30 2008, 03:55 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Kill Tisdale
f**k Hudgens Marry Coleman I gotta have that ass in my life! Karen O Beth Ditto Haley from Paramore |
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Oct 7 2008, 12:13 PM
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Karen O-Kill
Beth Ditto-f**k Haley-Marry Next person: Mary-Kate Olsen President Bush Jessica Simpson |
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Oct 7 2008, 12:15 PM
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Oh ew. lol
Mary-Kate Olsen - marry (for the money) President Bush - kill Jessica Simpson - f**k? She has nice knockers, I guess. Oops... names Charles Manson Shirley Manson Marilyn Manson v BEAT YOU ;p |
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Oct 7 2008, 12:16 PM
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 ;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
President Bush - kill
Mary-Kate Olsen - f**k/marry Jessica Simpson - marry/f**k bad choices, dude. hrm male people staff? Tung (pessimist) Javonn (doubleJ) Arjuna (Arjunacapulong) |
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Oct 12 2008, 06:29 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Tung (pessimist): Marry
Javonn (doubleJ): f**k Arjuna (Arjunacapulong): Kill  (ily!)Amy Winehouse Lindsay Lohan Nick Jonas |
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Oct 12 2008, 06:32 PM
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^ Shit girl, that's tough.
Amy Winehouse: Kill (only because she's borderline insane) Lindsay Lohan: f**k (only because I killed Amy Winehouse) Nick Jonas: Marry (he's so cute, but non-f**kable) James McAvoy Johnny Depp Clive Owen |
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Oct 12 2008, 06:49 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Marry Amy
f**k Lindsay Kill Nick.... |
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Oct 12 2008, 06:58 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
HOW?!
Marry James McAvoy f**k Johnny Depp f**k Clive Owen I can't choose, I'm sorry. Hillary Clinton Michelle Obama Cindy McCain |
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Oct 12 2008, 07:01 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Kill Clinton
f**k McCain Marry Obama Biden, Obama, McCain |
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Oct 12 2008, 07:08 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Obama: Marry
McCain: Kill Biden: f**k? Hilary Duff Chase Crawford Dakota Fanning |
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Oct 12 2008, 07:11 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Hilary Duff: Marry (couldn't choose between her and Dakota)
Chase Crawford: f**k Dakota Fanning: Kill Sean Penn Ethan Hawk Jamie Lee Curtis |
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Oct 12 2008, 07:26 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Kill Sean Penn
f**k Ethan Hawk Marry Jamie Lee Curtis Jusun, Seon Ho, James LOL |
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Oct 12 2008, 07:31 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
^ Kill Sean Penn???!!!!!!
 !Jusun: Marry Seon Ho: f**k James: Kill Victoria Beckham Emma Bunton Melanie Brown |
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Oct 24 2008, 12:36 AM
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 Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
^ spice girls
Kill: Emma Bunton f**k: Melanie Brown Marry: Victoria Beckham |
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Oct 24 2008, 12:38 AM
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-_- way to not give 3 names.
Stephen Colbert Steve Carell Steven (kryogenix) |
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Oct 26 2008, 06:28 PM
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Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
oh sh!t... sorry
Kill: Steven (kryogenix) f**k: Stephen Colbert Marry: Steve Carell Tin Amy Poehler Maya Rudolph edit: damn typo. |
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Oct 26 2008, 06:54 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(Blaqheartedstar @ Oct 26 2008, 07:28 PM)  Tiny Fey lolz @ "Tiny"Amy Poehler Maya Rudolph f**k: Maya Marry: Tina Kill: Amy Penn Badgely Chace Crawford Ed Westwick |
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Oct 26 2008, 08:22 PM
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 Jooleeah <3 Group: Official Designer Posts: 687 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,481 |
I play this game on like, every road trip.
Kill Ed(no!!) F*ck Chase Marry Penn Pee-Wee Bill Clinton John Lennon |
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Oct 26 2008, 08:36 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(berrypop90 @ Oct 26 2008, 09:22 PM) Kill Ed(no!!) F*ck Chase Marry Penn WHAT?! I would've married Ed, f**ked Penn, and killed Chace =( QUOTE Pee-Wee Bill Clinton John Lennon f**k Bill Clinton Marry John Lennon Kill Pee Wee Edit: Whoops! Masi Oka Zachary Quinto Adrian Pasdar |
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Oct 26 2008, 08:46 PM
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 Alternate Rock beats paper. Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Oct 2008 Member No: 693,799 |
Me, Myself, and I. :D
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Oct 28 2008, 12:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,936 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
^You killed it.
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Oct 28 2008, 12:49 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
QUOTE(hi-C @ Oct 26 2008, 06:36 PM) Masi Oka Zachary Quinto Adrian Pasdar DAMMIT CARRIE!! I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!  Okay, well here goes: Kill Masi Oka F**k Zachary Quinto Marry Adrian Pasdar Britney Spears Christina Aguilera Jessica Simpson |
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Oct 28 2008, 12:55 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Joanne Leung
Gigi Wong |
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Oct 28 2008, 12:58 PM
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;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Oct 28 2008, 01:49 PM) Britney Spears Christina Aguilera Jessica Simpson Hm. Kill: Britney Spears f**k: Jessica Simpson Marry: Christina Aguilera Mitch Hedberg Russel Peters Dane Cook |
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Oct 28 2008, 01:22 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Kill Dane Cook
f**k Mitch Hedberg Marry Russell Peters Venus Williams Serena Williams Vanessa Williams |
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Oct 29 2008, 01:36 AM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
f**k Venus Williams
Kill Serena Williams Marry Vanessa Williams Hugh Grant Colin Firth Jude Law ^ HELL YEAH I MADE YOU CHOOSE! |
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Oct 29 2008, 01:50 AM
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;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
holy shit
ok kill: hugh grant (although i loved him in music&lyrics) f**k: jude law marry: colin firth Burger King (guy) McDonalds Wendy's (girl) |
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Oct 29 2008, 08:40 AM
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Jooleeah <3 Group: Official Designer Posts: 687 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,481 |
kill MacDonald's
f**k Burger King dude marry Wendy's girl(it's illegal so I don't know how that would work out) Bill Nye SpongeBob 50 Cent |
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Oct 29 2008, 06:39 PM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
kill: 50 cent
f**k: spongebob marry: bill nye btw; thank goodness for DIVORCEEE (: lol cause i will definitely divorceee bill nye righttt away! heh (x megan fox hannah montana pinnochio |
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Oct 29 2008, 07:02 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Jeez. Okay.
Kill Hannah Montana f**k Pinocchio (that nose is probably good for something  )Marry Megan Fox Orlando Bloom Hugh Jackman Heath Ledger (RIP )
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Oct 29 2008, 07:32 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
I feel bad for doing this, but:
Kill Heath Ledger (... he's already dead )f**k Hugh Jackman Marry Orlando Bloom I actually would rather marry Hugh Jackman, but I really wouldn't wanna f**k Orlando. He looks like he'd be good with the kiddies anyhow. Blair Serena Vanessa |
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Oct 29 2008, 07:41 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Kill Serena
f**k Blair Marry Vanessa Even though Blair is a bitch, she's a lot more fun than Serena. And Vanessa is a lot more stable than either or them, although I can't stand her moralizing streak. Mulan Pocahontas Jasmine |
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Oct 29 2008, 07:44 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Kill Jasmine
f**k Pocahontas Marry Mulan Jasmine just annoys me to no end. I think it's that revealing turquoise top she always wears. Tony Blair Tony Hawk Toni Braxton |
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Oct 29 2008, 07:52 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Kill Tony Blair?
f**k Toni Braxton? Marry Tony Hawk? I dunno, that was kind of a hard one Joanne XD Michael Buble Josh Groban Jamie Cullum |
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Oct 29 2008, 07:57 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Kill Josh Groban (breaks my heart to put him there)
f**k Jamie Cullum Marry Michael Buble (I like my Canadians!!) George Harrison Eric Clapton Pattie Boyd? Haha |
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Oct 29 2008, 08:00 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Darn it again!
Kill Pattie Boyd (who the hell is that?) f**k Eric Clapton Marry George Harrison (RIP )Gemma Ward Kate Moss Lily Cole |
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Oct 29 2008, 10:56 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
f**k Gemma Ward
Mary Kate Moss Kill Lily Cole Rosie O'Donnell Whoopi Goldberg Queen Latifah |
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Oct 30 2008, 03:40 PM
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;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
Kill: Rosie O'Donnell
f**k: Whoopi Goldberg Marry: Queen Latifah I love the queen :D This'll be kinda hard... imo anyways... Christian Bale Edward Norton Robert Downing Jr. |
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Oct 30 2008, 04:26 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Kill Robert Downey Jr.
f**k Christian Bale (sexy beast) Marry Edward Norton (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!) Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Love Hewitt |
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Oct 30 2008, 09:08 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Kill Jennifer Love Hewitt
f**k Jennifer Aniston Marry Jennifer Lopez Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt |
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Oct 30 2008, 09:11 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
omg. This is impossible.
Kill Pierce Brosnan f**k Brad Pitt Marry Daniel Craig Adriana Lima Gisele Bundchen Marisa Miller |
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Oct 30 2008, 10:02 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Kill Adriana
f**k Gisele Marry Marisa --- Michael Kors Tim Gunn Clinton Kelly |
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Oct 30 2008, 10:30 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Kill Michael Kors.
f**k Clinton Kelly Marry Tim Gunn Emilio Estevez, Richard Gere, Bruce Willis |
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Oct 30 2008, 10:38 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
I am strangely, strangely attracted to Clinton Kelly. Kind of like how I'm strangely attracted to Anderson Cooper. /random
Kill Emilio Estevez f**k Bruce Willis Marry Richard Gere Hermione Ginny Cho |
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Oct 30 2008, 11:02 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Kill Cho
f**k Hermione (the movie version anyway) Marry Ginny Tom Hanks Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones |
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Oct 31 2008, 02:16 AM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Kill Cruise
f**k Hanks Marry Jones QUOTE(Gigi @ Oct 30 2008, 11:38 PM) I am strangely, strangely attracted to Clinton Kelly. Kind of like how I'm strangely attracted to Anderson Cooper. /random You're not the only one. Silver foxxxxay... Anyways, speaking of newscasters...Anderson Cooper Keith Olbermann Brian Williams |
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Oct 31 2008, 02:41 AM
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You wouldn't hit this?
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Oct 31 2008, 03:26 AM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Game killer
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Oct 31 2008, 11:45 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,936 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
Despite the fact that someone killed the game,
Colin Powell (SP?) Jessica Alba Kobe Bryant |
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Oct 31 2008, 11:38 PM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
kill- colin powell
f**k- kobe bryant marry- jessica albaaa hahaha, i named it randomlyyy! bloody mary boogieman casper |
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Nov 2 2008, 11:38 PM
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Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
oh wow, lol
Kill - boogieman f**k - bloody mary < sounds soo nasty Marry - Casper (can't do any of the above) Kevin Bacon Huge Jackman Tom Cruise |
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Nov 2 2008, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE(Blaqheartedstar @ Nov 2 2008, 09:38 PM) Kevin Bacon Huge Jackman Tom Cruise f**k: Hugh Jackman Marry: Tom Cruise Kill: Kevin Bacon ................................. Barney Frank George Bush Bill Clinton |
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Nov 8 2008, 11:22 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Ugh.
Kill Barney Frank (if the heart attack doesn't get him first) Fuck George Bush (lolz) But which one, senior or junior? Marry Bill Clinton - - - - Anderson Cooper Keith Olbermann Brian Williams |
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Nov 8 2008, 11:24 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Kill Brian Williams
Fuck Keith Olberman Marry Anderson Cooper. Katie Holmes Katy Perry Katie Couric |
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Nov 8 2008, 11:27 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Kill Katie Couric
Fuck Katie Holmes Marry Katy Perry - - - - Marc Jacobs Issac Mizrahi Michael Kors |
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Nov 8 2008, 11:48 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Let's pretend they're not gay HAHA. This is still hard.
Kill Michael Kors Fuck Issac Mizrahi Marry Marc Jacobs How could you NOT marry someone who dresses up as a pigeon for Halloween?!  lolOn the same topic of designers, then. Ralph Lauren John Galliano Karl Lagerfeld |
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Nov 9 2008, 12:31 AM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
<3 MJ and ALT
Kill Lauren Fuck Lagerfeld Mary Galliano More designers: Betsey Johnson Vivienne Westwood Patricia Field (although she might be more of a stylist than a designer... =\) |
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