MOTM Interview!, Conducted by yours truly |
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 Sep 16 2008, 07:15 AM
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 The Resident Drunk  Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266  |
QUOTE Hey, it's me the one and only! The most decorated people staff member of all time! The man single handedly responsible for the cb xbox 360 tournaments! JAVONN "BLACK MACHISMO" JOHNSON!
Let's get this interview started.....Tonight our guest is very distinguised. A 22 year female from west bubblef**k, she is the current member of the month on that site called createblog...home to yours truly. Let's here it for CARRIE!!!!! *audience applause* Welcome to the show.... How has your day been going so far? Well, since it's after midnight here my day's just started, but I guess it'll be okay. I have to go on a brunch cruise with my senior citizen-aged relatives later on, that's not going to be that fun. But hey, it's free (for me), so I can't complain. What did you have for dinner? For those who don't know, I'm a vegetarian; I had a Morning Star spicy black bean burger and mashed potatoes. So let's just get on down to business shall we? And I'mma give the business to you (oh-oh ooh-oh-ooh) Obama or JM? Obama. Why? 'Cos black is the new president, bitch. But on a more serious note, it's because Barack Obama can lift his arms above his head. Did you watch the vma's? Yeah, I did. Surprisingly. hmmmm interesting..... I know, right? So now onto questions that I want to ask..... Ask away! Why do some monkeys have pink asses? Is it because it is like sunburned or something? Too much monkey sex. Ahh you are a reality television watcher no? I love reality TV. So do you watch The Hills? I've watched exactly one episode of The Hills. Didn't feel like catching up on what I've missed (I didn't watch Laguna Beach, either), so I didn't stick with it. That and it's lame. hmmmm....I see I see.... Besides, those bitches are on Perez all the time, I feel like I watch it. What is your favorite drink at the bar? Oh god, too many. Is that so? Yeah. Do you think that you could outdrink me? Hmm... maybe at one point in time but since I haven't been drinking since I've been home. Well, I take that back, I had three or four drinks at an open bar at a concert last week and I was pretty unaffected. It would be an interesting competition. We should try that sometime. How many times have you made out with a member of the same sex? Zero. ..... Seriously. You are walking down the street, and you see the one person who you admire the most kissing the one person that you hate the most, what do you do? Put my head down and power ahead so they don't see me. Two of my professors are flaming homos, but they are so cool....should I be nervous that they might try to take my sexiness from me? LOL, no, no you shouldn't. How often do you like to have sex? As often as I can get it. Ooohhh is that right? Yeah. It doesn't happen that often (unfortunately). So I am trying to decide which type of porn I should watch tonight...should I watch lesbian, or straight porn? Lesbian. Why? It's what I would watch. Ok Word Association Time: Tung: He's cool Dani: Old head. Rebecca: Gorgeous momma. David Letterman: Ass. M.I.A. f**kin' awesome. Lil Wayne: Eh... Paperplane: All I wanna do is *gunshots* and *cashregister* and take your money. Nicki's cool too. Penis: Hell yeah. Dick: I wish I had some in my life. Vagina: I have one. Pussy: I hate that word outside the context of the bedroom. Stella Artois: Watery ass beer. Javonn: Awesome. Drunk: I wish I were right now. Sexy: Not me. Porn: I've been watching it a lot lately. Where do you see yourself five years from now? In New York, working for a magazine, and going to all the fashion week shows and going to concerts for free. What are three things you will try to do while being member of the month? Be awesome, post a lot, and surpass people on the overall posters list. I'm gaining on you, Becks! Ladies and gentleman give it up for her! Aw, thanks for having me. It's been fun. *applause* |
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Sep 16 2008, 11:21 AM
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 monster hunter Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 |
f**king gay
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Sep 16 2008, 01:53 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
podo likes men
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Sep 16 2008, 03:00 PM
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monster hunter Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188 |
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Sep 16 2008, 02:53 PM)  podo likes men ily |
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Sep 16 2008, 07:19 PM
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Thats so crazy,lol
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Sep 16 2008, 07:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,071 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,748 |
Carrie, you rock my world, haha that was awesome.
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Sep 16 2008, 07:45 PM
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When is it my turn?
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Sep 16 2008, 08:35 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(cakedout @ Sep 16 2008, 05:45 PM) When is it my turn? At the end of the month. |
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Sep 17 2008, 01:23 AM
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Oh, Fasho!
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Sep 17 2008, 01:30 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
LOL
Carrie ilu. 
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Oct 12 2008, 10:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld
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Oct 12 2008, 10:42 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Nice bump.
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Oct 12 2008, 10:46 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Mine would've been up by now had I not taken that 3 hour nap LOL
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Oct 12 2008, 10:57 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
The entire time I was reading it I thought it was Gigi for some reason.
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Oct 16 2008, 03:31 AM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
So... the interview was today through BlogTV, right? Did Tung record it? =\
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Nov 11 2008, 06:00 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
^Don't think so.
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Nov 11 2008, 06:09 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Thank you, caption obvious.
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Nov 11 2008, 09:38 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Nov 11 2008, 05:09 PM) Thank you, caption obvious. Yeah the snarky thing doesn't work for you. You really should stop. |
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Nov 11 2008, 09:50 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
do we still do the interviews?
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Nov 11 2008, 09:51 PM
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 Has a PhD in horribleness Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 686,301 |
QUOTE(Tomates @ Nov 11 2008, 09:50 PM) do we still do the interviews? Relevant to my interests! |
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Nov 12 2008, 02:39 AM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
QUOTE(Tomates @ Nov 11 2008, 06:50 PM) do we still do the interviews? Yeah, please don't let my flakiness prevent you from being interviewed XD. In my defense though, I had a shitload of...shit to do. |
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Nov 12 2008, 02:41 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ Are you trying to say I wasn't on top of Gigi's interview? LOL. You know I sent her the questions, and I was on webcam for like 5 different occasions last month to interview her, but she couldn't make it. She's a very busy person lol. And whenever she was free, I wasn't.
Just trying to put the facts out there. |
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