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post Feb 10 2004, 08:57 PM
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damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time sad.gif (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners hammer.gif)
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 08:59 PM
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never in that much of a rush not to lift it... laugh.gif --
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 09:31 PM
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i hate it wen i wake up 30 minutes before my alarm goes off just because i needed to pee. and i have to stand there for like 3 minutes! i hate it!
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 09:43 PM
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keep a bucket by the bed whistling.gif lol
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(mer @ Feb 10 2004, 4:31 PM)
i hate it wen i wake up 30 minutes before my alarm goes off just because i needed to pee. and i have to stand there for like 3 minutes! i hate it!

hahaha :p
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 10:37 PM
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post Feb 10 2004, 10:43 PM
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i share a bathroom with 3 other guys... if im not the first person up... geees... ill be squirming around for like 10 minutes til i can get in the bathroom~
 
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post Feb 10 2004, 11:19 PM
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hahaha true that...i just hate that...
 
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post Feb 11 2004, 03:48 PM
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haha i hate that too.
 
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post Feb 11 2004, 06:12 PM
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i keep wipes handy at all times.. just in case that happens. ^^
 
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post Feb 11 2004, 06:56 PM
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LOL, I havent had that problem in a while...... But if i ever do get that problem, I will make sure I aim for the celeing!
 
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post Feb 12 2004, 03:40 AM
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Its weird how fast you have to go pee after chugging two pitchers of rasberry lemonade. shifty.gif
 
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post Feb 14 2004, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time sad.gif (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners hammer.gif)

XDXDXD rofl
 
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post Feb 14 2004, 04:13 PM
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post Feb 14 2004, 09:32 PM
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post Feb 14 2004, 09:34 PM
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post Feb 15 2004, 05:04 AM
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QUOTE(jeppu @ Feb 10 2004, 8:59 PM)
never in that much of a rush not to lift it... laugh.gif --

same.. lolz laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2004, 01:47 AM
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haha its not just rushing.. i sometimes pee when i talk to my gf.. so its like peeing with one hand.. but hey.. there's always toilet paper.. haha
 
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post Feb 16 2004, 02:05 AM
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hehe i have to pee right now KIDDING! KIDDING! happy.gif i just run...there's two in my house so there's a chance one is available _smile.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2004, 02:28 AM
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I juss piss my pants. It warms me in the cold cold morning. Haha.
 
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post Feb 20 2004, 12:52 AM
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post Feb 20 2004, 01:06 AM
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post Feb 23 2004, 10:15 PM
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post Feb 28 2004, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time sad.gif (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners hammer.gif)

HAHAHA i think this is why i love guys.
 
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post Mar 2 2004, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 8:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time sad.gif (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners hammer.gif)

man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell
 
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post Mar 2 2004, 08:32 PM
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yeah i hate it, and i hate it when u try stop pissing and it hurts like hell cry.gif
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(WUDUP @ Mar 2 2004, 8:10 PM)
man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell

ROFLOL!!! that's sick, but hella funny without a doubt.

haha you guys are so freakin amusing
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 12:32 AM
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das messed man.... pinch.gif lol
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 02:23 AM
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Its weird how fast you have to go pee after chugging two pitchers of rasberry lemonade.


mMMMMm...rasberry lemonade!!!!
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE(jeppu @ Feb 10 2004, 8:59 PM)
never in that much of a rush not to lift it... laugh.gif --

exactly...
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 05:46 PM
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i dont think that happened to me b4...coz like id just pee in the bed! no kiddin, when i was like i dont know i forgot it was a looong time ago. but like id be freakin sleepy as hell and wouldnt notice i neede to go badly. all of a sudden id just feel that warm water gushin out and it would wake me up. i always tried to dry my blanket and my bedsheet b4 my mom would find it out whistling.gif
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 05:49 PM
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it's never happened to me before, but some people "leak" when they're extremely drunk
 
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post Mar 6 2004, 11:43 AM
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post Mar 10 2004, 05:33 PM
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lols it neba happened to me.... lols well when i was a kid...like 5 years old...yeah~~ l0ls...
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post Mar 23 2004, 12:41 AM
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Uhm I don't know about all that, but I hate it when your pissing for a long time
and your all like fu*k hurry up. Also the right way to say it is piss not pee
girls go to pee guys go to piss
 
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post Mar 23 2004, 02:17 AM
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yea, i say "piss"
 
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post Mar 23 2004, 07:53 PM
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hahaha i do that soo much. and it hella pisses me off. cuz then my mom walks in and says.. "i thought u just went pee? , Why is the seat down?" hahaha hella funny.
 
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post Mar 23 2004, 08:54 PM
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LOL....i kno all bout wakin up to pee...its actually my alarm clock.....i drink a class of water walkin to bed and at 6am i have to pee...so im for the day after that....its pretty kool....oh and yes morning wood really sux
 
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post Mar 23 2004, 08:58 PM
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wasn't there a.... pee: part two??
 
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post Mar 23 2004, 09:15 PM
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man dat's nothing.. last time we went to catalina for a 6th grade field trip.. we woke up like 4 in da morning to raid, and my friend and i had to go pee so bad.. we went on the toilets on da wall ones.. and den he wasn't looking were he was pissing, and he was frkn pissing all over my leg.. but good thing i was wearing those long wind breakers.. but still it was nasty my sox and my shoes got wet, and it was warm as hell

laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif _smile.gif happy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif wink.gif wacko.gif hehe.gif sick.gif

yea i can ususally hold it in 4 a while, tho when i REALLY ned 2 go i run......... usually falling on my face pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 02:27 AM
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i think its unhealthy to constantly hold in urine for long amounts of time.
 
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post Apr 2 2004, 08:47 AM
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one time...i peed OUTSIDE my diaper...hehe naughty me happy.gif
 
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post Apr 3 2004, 04:36 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 10 2004, 5:57 PM)
damn, don't you hate it when you're in a rush and you pee and you get it all over the toilet seat? haha i know some of you are saying i should of raised it first, but if you're in a rush you have no time sad.gif (or sometimes i just forget, yeah talk about bad manners hammer.gif)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaahahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHhahaahahahahA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow..........................heehee... do u still do that? keke do u clean up da toilet? teehee
 
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post Apr 26 2004, 10:45 AM
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my toilet bowl doesnt hav the toilet seat
 
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post Apr 26 2004, 11:36 AM
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yea steve. morning woody sucks.. but this one time omg haha.. i like woke up during the middle of the night and my girl woke up too and she noticed so uh.. you know..
 
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post May 24 2007, 03:26 PM
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well if ya'll are in a hurry cant ya'll just sit and piss ?
my cousin does that lol, i walk in on him one by accident so yeah haha.. except he held his penis in though lmao
 
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it's called standup urinals.. there pretty convenient. u should try em some times.
 
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