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post Aug 26 2008, 07:30 PM
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When you meet new girls or boys (for you ladies), and you come up to them and introduce yourself to them. So you're all flirtatious towards them and such. So today these two girls I met in class, I started to talk to them and I flirted with them. They were really nice back, so I thought they were flirting back lol. So after class I saw them walking together out of class holding hands. Signifying they are lesbians. WTF? I feel so embarrassed and pissed off at the same time.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 07:35 PM
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You should've asked if you could watch.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 07:35 PM
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I don't know why you're pissed about this, because this obviously is a chance for a threesome.

Come on, a lesbian couple flirt back when you flirt with them? HELLOOO?
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 07:37 PM
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they hold bands. so? a lot girls at my school hold and touches each other.

you don't know if they were really lesbians.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 07:42 PM
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http://weblog.datingish.com/datingish/6712...-failed-me.html

Your topic reminds me of ... someone's xanga entry.
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Today, as I was walking through the Fashion District to get to work, I passed Parsons and noticed an extremely well-dressed, attractive man walking behind me. I immediately wanted to grab his attention so I started thinking, what can I do?

My cardigan was hanging over my bag. Then it "accidentally" fell... oops. The extremely attractive man picked it up and we made brief conversation for probably less than a minute. I complimented him on his Sonic Youth teeshirt because it was amazing and I happen to have the same one.



Then, just as I was indulging in his blue eyes as he lifted up his white Ray-Bans, I heard a name calling from behind him.

"Paul! You're still here! Great!" He ran up to my eye candy and gave him a kiss on the lips.

I was disappointed, to say the least. My Gaydar is usually right on point, since I've been trained by my gay best friend; however, this time I was completely off!

The perfectly groomed hair at 9:30 a.m. should have thrown me off, but I'm not one to follow stereotypes and he was just so cute!

How's your Gaydar? Have you ever been attracted to someone whose orientation wasn't what you expected?
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 08:30 PM
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So, I can understand the embarassment but not the anger.

Couldn't it be that they're just good friends?
Many girls are all affectionate towards each other.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 26 2008, 05:35 PM) *
I don't know why you're pissed about this, because this obviously is a chance for a threesome.

Come on, a lesbian couple flirt back when you flirt with them? HELLOOO?


Gigi's right.

I'm pretty sure those girls didn't miss the sharing lesson in kindergarten..
So why wouldn't they be willing to share you?
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 26 2008, 08:35 PM) *
I don't know why you're pissed about this, because this obviously is a chance for a threesome.

Come on, a lesbian couple flirt back when you flirt with them? HELLOOO?


Gigi is a genius . Agreed .

(but wait, aren't you a girl Tung?)
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:33 PM
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I am.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:34 PM
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So are you a lesbian?

well if you are, then that would be perfect.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:36 PM
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Tung is a lesbian, but he's that weird type that only likes straight girls.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:36 PM
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it's okay tung. maybe you could get to know them better and sweep one of them off their feet.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 27 2008, 12:36 AM) *
Tung is a lesbian, but he's that weird type that only likes straight girls.


I'm so confused right now.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:38 PM
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Tung also doesn't like to share. That bitch is SELFISH!!!
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:39 PM
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:42 PM
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But anyways, back on topic lol... It's like that thing girls always say on TV. All the good guys are either gay or married. =\
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:47 PM
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Tung just ask to join in, they could always three way it... But it can go either way, they would be into you more since its a new thing for them or they would be into each other more... Thats bad for you since you won't get any lol


 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 27 2008, 12:36 AM) *
Tung is a lesbian, but he's that weird type that only likes straight girls.

lulz.

But yeah - It's come to a point where every guy's gay until proven straight.
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 11:50 PM
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Is anyone going to explain to me if Tung is a girl or not?

Oh, and you could always have one at a time, while the other watches .. god i have bad thoughts .
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 12:05 AM
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^ That's kinda what I said. Yo, go into the Lounge or the Health forum and find Tung's posts, LOL.
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 12:06 AM
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^ Yeah, it's all just penis this, penis that. You won't miss it.
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 12:42 AM
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If you do, do a 3-some...just remember the golden rule..


NO CROSSING SWORDS
















EVER



because you know...one of the girls could be hiding a wang under those skirts
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 06:29 PM
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god, you're gross. sick.gif how could you think something like that?!
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 07:58 PM
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^idk. they like pop rocks
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 08:16 PM
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laugh.gif that's hella funny

tung, has it never come to your mind that they could be bi??
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 08:31 PM
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wtf penus to vagina?
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 26 2008, 08:35 PM) *
I don't know why you're pissed about this, because this obviously is a chance for a threesome.

Come on, a lesbian couple flirt back when you flirt with them? HELLOOO?


haha yeah i was about to say something like that XD
 
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