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I wanted to f**k!!!!
Sandraaa
post Jul 18 2008, 01:14 AM
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I'm serious.

I saw my boyfriend on Monday and we had some action. On Tuesday, we didn't see each other. On Wednesday we went to see a friend of ours but we PROMISED ourselves to f**k when we got back home. I mean, we practically couldn't wait! In the car, in the lift! WE COULDN'T f**kING WAIT. We get home and he starts watching TV. OK, no biggie. I didn't feel like joining him so I waited for him upstairs. Like 1 minute later, he joined me. We started the act and guess what? HE FELL ASLEEP! OOOOiekrjoeireio! I wasn't mad, just irritated. He was like I'm sorry but I'm tired, are you mad? I told him no, that I was only irritated. Anyway, we went to sleep. The next morning, he WASN'T talking to me! Because I was irritated the night before! GAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Try putting yourself in my shoes. I have a HUGE libido, so does he. I understood him being tired, he was f**king stoned! But I was still irritated and disappointed.

There was a fire on his campus and they told us to open the windows. He refused telling me 'it's his house'. I didn't want to burn, so I left. Now, he's mad that I left! (Mind you, I still opened the windows without him knowing). RAHH! Right now, he's online of Facebook but isn't responding to me.

-sigh-

RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:32 AM
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JUNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:37 AM
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Wai Juna? He gonna help me?
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:37 AM
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wow, thats sucks.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:38 AM
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Sandra, I can satisfy you in any way you need ;)
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:39 AM
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tung im drunk lmao
!@!!!!!!!!b gefso;hd glvh l;kje.sbglikr3vslm , nbut seriously, you should have just f**ked him sandra.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:45 AM
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LOL JaVonn(?) He had a half erection! Try f**king that.

Tung, you can satisfy me by telling him he's a douche! haha.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:53 AM
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Meanwhile, soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:55 AM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 18 2008, 08:53 AM) *
Meanwhile, soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea.

Yeah. Other activities are taking place while these soldiers are dying. Other complaints are being made. So I don't see why this comment is necessary. Go do something about it rather than bullshitting here.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:57 AM
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yo im ready to f**k. I'm drunk and hella crazy right now.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:58 AM
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You're drunk but you're on cB. How does that happen?
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 02:05 AM
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i have no clue haha! no im not drunk...i dont wanna get caught for mui
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 17 2008, 11:55 PM) *
Yeah. Other activities are taking place while these soldiers are dying. Other complaints are being made. So I don't see why this comment is necessary. Go do something about it rather than bullshitting here.

LMAO. Sandra just owned Reidar. That rarely happens. loool.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 18 2008, 01:55 AM) *
Yeah. Other activities are taking place while these soldiers are dying. Other complaints are being made. So I don't see why this comment is necessary. Go do something about it rather than bullshitting here.


Settle down, Beavis. It's a line from MST3K.
 
xxstarpower
post Jul 18 2008, 11:38 AM
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I don't feel sorry for you. Go f**king choke on your own spit and stop complaining.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE(xxstarpower @ Jul 18 2008, 06:38 PM) *
I don't feel sorry for you. Go f**king choke on your own spit and stop complaining.

LOL! 'Cuz you haven't had any action lately? Poor poor moron.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 11:48 AM
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Really you're the only one here who is making themselves look like a moron. Complaining about not getting any action? Wow, get real.

I don't wish to tell the whole world about what I do under the covers because I choose not to. It's not your business, nor anyone elses. maybe if you'd stop being a whiny whore I'd be nicer.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 12:29 PM
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cant blame people for wanting some action whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE(xxstarpower @ Jul 18 2008, 09:48 AM) *
Really you're the only one here who is making themselves look like a moron. Complaining about not getting any action? Wow, get real.

I don't wish to tell the whole world about what I do under the covers because I choose not to. It's not your business, nor anyone elses. maybe if you'd stop being a whiny whore I'd be nicer.



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if she want some she want some... shrug.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 12:45 PM
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QUOTE(xxstarpower @ Jul 18 2008, 06:48 PM) *
Really you're the only one here who is making themselves look like a moron. Complaining about not getting any action? Wow, get real.

I don't wish to tell the whole world about what I do under the covers because I choose not to. It's not your business, nor anyone elses. maybe if you'd stop being a whiny whore I'd be nicer.

LOL GTFO my thread.

For starters, it's MY sexual life and I have every f**king right to talk about it or not. If you've got none, it's none of my business. By the way, since when does complaining = whorage, you pathetic dumbf**k? Do you think I give a f**k if you're 'nice'? HAHA! Don't think you're 'mean' either. You're just stupid.

Go use your hand. I can see you're lacking some. Wank stain.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:02 PM
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rofl1.gif clap.gif^^
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 18 2008, 10:45 AM) *

Go use your hand. I can see you're lacking some. Wank stain.



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post Jul 18 2008, 01:20 PM
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wow. that sucks. mellow.gif what else am i supposed to say?
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 02:11 PM
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Go and do it yourself. Or, give him a taste of his own medicine.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 03:24 PM
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or buy a dildo
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 03:33 PM
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LOL, clone-a-willy. Then it's just like him, without him having to stray from his ever important TV rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 05:18 PM
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Thank you. Well all I am saying is that you look like a bloody twat, just saying. And yes, you are very welcome to express your sexual life, since when did I say you couldn't?

Yeah you're right, I'm just stupid. I think I'm going to cut my wrists now.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 05:22 PM
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have fun ^
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 05:31 PM
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Hrm. Well, I hate to say it, Sandra but either get friendly with a few fingers or invest in a magic wand. It's a good back up plan.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 06:09 PM
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or another guy for the time being but that might ruin the relationship.
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jul 18 2008, 10:33 PM) *
LOL, clone-a-willy. Then it's just like him, without him having to stray from his ever important TV rolleyes.gif

rolleyes.gif LOL!

QUOTE(xxstarpower @ Jul 19 2008, 12:18 AM) *
Yeah you're right, I'm just stupid.

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Now f**k off.
QUOTE(ojairus @ Jul 19 2008, 01:09 AM) *
or another guy for the time being but that might ruin the relationship.

LOL JAIRUS WUT? U WAN ME 2 CHEAT ON MY BOY? ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2008, 11:26 PM
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Word I know how you feel, sometimes these girls be all talkative and I be thinking to myself "I just wanna fuck you , I don't wan't no parts of picking out your boots. thumbdown.gif
 
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post Jul 19 2008, 04:17 PM
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HAHA awwwwwwww omg that must suck. That happeneed to me and my ex before, in a way. We were at a party and went into a room and he was all ready to take advantage of my drunk ass and I was sooooooooooo gone and didnt know what was going on so I was just lying theere waiting for it! Then all of a sudden I guess I blacked out and started puking and was lying there unconsciously. Apparently he had to put my pants back on while I was lying there like a dead body, which he saaid was the HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD! Next thing you know I have 5 people carrying me into the bathtub where I stayed in for 3 hours puking!! And all my boyfriend wanted to do was f**k sad.gif Poor guy, I told him we should have done it at his house BEFORE the party......sigh
 
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post Jul 19 2008, 04:18 PM
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Maybe Juna can satisfy you Sandra. He's coming to Belgium today!!!! rofl rofl1.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2008, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 18 2008, 01:53 AM) *
Meanwhile, soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea.


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