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what is the best way to KILL a person ???
TigerUppercut
post Jul 1 2008, 01:25 AM
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recent online polls have shown that people these days are more knowledgable in the art of killing due to the increase in crime dramas such as CSI MIAMI etc. etc.

if u killed a person how would you dump the body and make sure no one found out.


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alright alright ill get straight to the point i killed a dude by accident _unsure.gif

anyone know how i can get rid of the body quick, is sulphuric acid a good option, any other options? cry.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:26 AM
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what kind of question is this?! i have never thought about this, tbh. lol
 
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Are you kidding me?
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:27 AM
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nope, but if I killed someone I would wear steal someone else's clothes and wear a hat and everything so my hair doesn't get out, then I would cut the body up in little pieces and ship them to random places around the world and get them buried.

hehe, it probably wouldn't work, but I think it would be an adrenaline rush at the very least.


You know

I'd probably burn them and then dump their ashes in the ocean.

Then their ashes could travel the world.
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:27 AM) *
nope, but if I killed someone I would wear steal someone else's clothes and wear a hat and everything so my hair doesn't get out, then I would cut the body up in little pieces and ship them to random places around the world and get them buried.

hehe, it probably wouldn't work, but I think it would be an adrenaline rush at the very least.
You know

I'd probably burn them and then dump their ashes in the ocean.

Then their ashes could travel the world.



dont they scan items before shipping, if that was the case then you would get caught get in the scanner cos the body parts would show up. yes burning the body till it becomes ashes is a good option but i am sure that the fire you light up would be visible for miles how are u gonna explain the huge amount of smoke and the reason for lighting the fire mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:33 AM
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i'd burn their body and cremate them. no one would find the body.
though there would be that problem of the burning the body w/out anyone wondering what that smell is. would there be a smell?
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:35 AM
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 1 2008, 02:32 AM) *
dont they scan items before shipping, if that was the case then you would get caught get in the scanner cos the body parts would show up. yes burning the body till it becomes ashes is a good option but i am sure that the fire you light up would be visible for miles how are u gonna explain the huge amount of smoke and the reason for lighting the fire mellow.gif



Oh you must live in a city, here where I live you can have bon fires in your yard. So I'd get away with it.

And its not like the pieces of body would actually be like fingers and toes and stuff, it would like like grinded up.

I bet I could make a tasty burger out of some human. XD
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:35 AM) *
Oh you must live in a city, here where I live you can have bon fires in your yard. So I'd get away with it.

And its not like the pieces of body would actually be like fingers and toes and stuff, it would like like grinded up.

I bet I could make a tasty burger out of some human. XD



what do you mean grinded up? mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:40 AM
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you know when you get a food processor and just grind away.

 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:42 AM
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Man you guys are pretty sick. xD

QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:40 AM) *
you know when you get a food processor and just grind away.

LOL
 
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oh i know. since we have luau's here all the time (hawaii) i can just make like i'm roasting a pig all day. but its not its a human. then you can make that tasty burger out of human flesh for yourself. it'd be slowly roasted for ya.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:40 AM) *
you know when you get a food processor and just grind away.



are u nuts??? how the hell are u planning to do something like that ??

a human body is not like the meat u get in the butcher shop. if u want to grind the meat and make it like mince meat u would have to seperate the bone and the meat - that would take more than 48 hours, the body becomes really cold and hard once its dead.

cremation is the option that seems feasible, though its really hard to just light a fire and chuck a body on it. its not like having a couple of sausages for barbeque. tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 01:46 AM
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Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.


I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:46 AM) *
Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.
I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.



thats really hard and i think the whole process would be really messy.

how about just dipping the body in sulphuric acid and then leaving it like that for 48 hours, though if i remember u have to get rid of the teeth cos the sulphuric doesnt get rid of the teeth tongue.gif
 
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HOLLY, YOU ARE FREAKING SICK.


anyways ...
if that's the case, i should make bunch of pies made out of humans ... then throw them away. no one will think it's made out of human since it looks too much like your goood ole pie. yummy.


as for the bones, i'll break it into little pieces so it doesnt look obvious then give it to my dogs.
 
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HOLLY, YOU ARE AWESOME.
 
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hahahahahah. rofl. niceee.
 
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QUOTE(Fist @ Jul 1 2008, 01:59 AM) *
HOLLY, YOU ARE FREAKING SICK.
anyways ...
if that's the case, i should make bunch of pies made out of humans ... then throw them away. no one will think it's made out of human since it looks too much like your goood ole pie. yummy.
as for the bones, i'll break it into little pieces so it doesnt look obvious then give it to my dogs.


Genius!
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 05:23 AM
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Eat the body, including the bones, so that there is no trace.
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 06:42 AM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 1 2008, 07:23 PM) *
Eat the body, including the bones, so that there is no trace.


That's how it's done. wink.gif
 
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x3 Sweeney Todd copycat.

Giving the bones to the dogs is clever, my dogs would love em'
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 11:08 AM
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Go to Japan, cut em up in a bathroom (so the blood will drain), put various body parts in Trash bags, then place the trash bags in receptacles all around the area, preferrably desolate. Include Other trash items with it to ease suspicion.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 02:46 AM) *
Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.
I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.



OMG. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE D:
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 07:40 AM) *
you know when you get a food processor and just grind away.


Sweeney Todd style-y!

Dumping a body in water (or better yet in a sewer) is a good way to get rid of forensics.

Apparantly.

I mean, I've never tried it.
 
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eat 'em.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 02:46 AM) *
Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.
I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.


hahaaha holy sh!t ur twisted
 
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 1 2008, 05:23 AM) *
Eat the body, including the bones, so that there is no trace.



hey i tried cooking some of the flesh from the body. it doesnt taste good sad.gif

i added a bit of salt and pepper to make it edible. apart from that do you have any recipes on how to cook the body _unsure.gif

also can i use nandos marinade to cook the body? let me know mellow.gif
 
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i'd make human jerky out of em and feed it to unsuspecting and hungry cub scouts.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jun 30 2008, 11:35 PM) *
Oh you must live in a city, here where I live you can have bon fires in your yard. So I'd get away with it.

And its not like the pieces of body would actually be like fingers and toes and stuff, it would like like grinded up.

I bet I could make a tasty burger out of some human. XD


Totally reminds me of Fried Green Tomatoes.

Icicle. The perfect weapon.
 
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post Jul 6 2008, 05:02 PM
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post Jul 7 2008, 08:01 AM
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Sounds like you don't need help killing a person, but rather actually disposing of the body.
 
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Body Preparation: Acquiring your subject is up to you. For best results and health, freshness is imperative. A living human in captivity is optimal, but not always available. When possible make sure the animal has no food for 48 hours, but plenty of water. This fasting helps flush the system, purging stored toxins and bodily wastes, as well as making bleeding and cleaning easier. Under ideal conditions, the specimen will then be stunned into insensitivity. Sharp unexpected blows to the head are best, tranquilizers not being recommended as they may taint the flavor of the meat. If this is not possible without exciting the animal and causing a struggle (which will pump a greater volume of blood and secretions such as adrenaline throughout the body), a single bullet through the middle of the forehead or back of the skull will suffice.

Hanging: Once the animal is unconscious or dead, it is ready to be hoisted. Get the feet up first, then the hands, with the head down. This is called the "Gein configuration". Simple loops of rope may be tied around the hands and feet and then attached to a crossbar or overhead beam. Or, by making a cut behind the Achilles tendon, a meathook may be inserted into each ankle for hanging support. The legs should be spread so that the feet are outside the shoulders, with the arms roughly parallel to the legs. This provides access to the pelvis, and keeps the arms out of the way in a ready position for removal. It's easiest to work if the feet are slightly above the level of the butcher's head.

Bleeding: Place a large open vessel beneath the animal's head. With a long-bladed knife, start at one corner of the jaw and make a deep "ear-to-ear" cut through the neck and larynx to the opposite side. This will sever the internal and external carotid arteries, the major blood vessels carrying blood from the heart to the head, face, and brain. If the animal is not yet dead, this will kill it quickly, and allow for the blood to drain in any case. After the initial rush of blood, the stream should be controllable and can be directed into a receptacle. Drainage can be assisted by massaging the extremities down in the direction of the trunk, and by compressing and releasing, "pumping", the stomach. A mature specimen will contain almost six liters of blood. There is no use for this fluid, unless some source is waiting to use it immediately for ritual purposes. It acts as an emetic in most people if drunk, and it must be mentioned here that because of the eternal possibility of AIDS it is recommended that for safety's sake all blood should be considered to be contaminated and disposed of in some fashion. It is not known whether an HlV-infected human's flesh is dangerous even if cooked, but this is another item to consider when choosing a specimen, someone in the low-risk strata.

Beheading: When the bleeding slows, preparation for decapitation can be started. Continue the cut to the throat around the entire neck, from the jawline to the back of the skull. Once muscle and ligament have been sliced away, the head can be cleanly removed by gripping it on either side and twisting it off, separation occurring where the spinal cord meets the skull. This is indicative of the method to be used for dividing other bones or joints, in that the meat should generally be cut through first with a knife, and the exposed bone then separated with a saw or cleaver. The merits of keeping the skull as a trophy are debatable for two principal reasons. First, a human skull may call suspicious attention to the new owner. Secondly, thorough cleaning is difficult due to the large brain mass, which is hard to remove without opening the skull. The brain is not good to eat. Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head, and placing it outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the bones, while preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers, such as dogs and children. After a sufficient period of time, you may retrieve the skull and boil it in a dilute bleach solution to sterilize it and wash away any remaining tissue.

Skinning: After removing the head, wash the rest of the body down. Because there is no major market for human hides, particular care in removing the skin in a single piece is not necessary, and makes the task much easier. The skin is in fact a large organ, and by flaying the carcass you not only expose the muscular configuration, but also get rid of the hair and the tiny distasteful glands which produce sweat and oil. A short-bladed knife should be used to avoid slicing into muscle and viscera. The skin is composed of two layers, an outer thinner one with a thicker tissue layer below it. When skinning, first score the surface, cutting lightly to be sure of depth and direction. The diagram of the skinning pattern is an example of strip-style skinning, dividing the surface into portions easy to handle. Reflect the skin by lifting up and peeling back with one hand, while bringing the knife in as flat to the skin as possible to cut away connective tissue. The external genitals present only a small obstacle. In the male the penis and scrotum can be pulled away from the body and severed, in the female the outer lips skinned as the rest of the body. It is important to leave the anus untouched at this point, and a circle of skin should be left around it. You need not bother skinning the hands and feet, these portions not being worth the effort unless you plan to pickle them or use them in soup. The skin can be disposed of, or made into fried rinds. Boil the strips and peel away the outer layer, then cut into smaller pieces and deep-fat fry in boiling oil until puffy and crisp. Dust with garlic salt, paprika and cayenne pepper.

Gutting: The next major step is complete evisceration of the carcass. To begin, make a cut from the solar plexus, the point between the breastbone and stomach, almost to the anus. Be very careful not to cut into the intestines, as this will contaminate the surrounding area with bacteria and possibly feces (if this does happen, cleanse thoroughly). A good way to avoid this is to use the knife inside the abdominal wall, blade facing toward you, and making cautious progress.

Make a cut around the anus, or "bung", and tie it off with twine. This also prevents contamination, keeping the body from voiding any material left in the bowel. With a saw, cut through the pubic bone, or "aitch". The lower body is now completely open, and you can begin to pull the organ masses (large and small intestines, kidneys, liver, stomach) out and cut them away from the back wall of the body.

For the upper torso, first cut through the diaphragm around the inner surface of the carcass. This is the muscular membrane which divides the upper, or thoracic, and the lower abdominal cavities. Remove the breastbone, cutting down to the point on each side where it connects to the ribs, and then sawing through and detaching it from the collar bone. Some prefer to cut straight through the middle, depending on the ideas you have for cuts in the final stages. The heart and lungs may be detached and the throat cut into to remove the larynx and trachea. Once all of the inner organs have been removed, trim away any blood vessels or remaining pieces of connective tissue from the interior of the carcass, and wash out thoroughly.

Remove the Arms: Actual butchering of the carcass is now ready to begin. Cut into the armpit straight to the shoulder, and remove the arm bone, the humerus, from the collar bone and shoulder blade. Chop the hand off an inch or so above the wrist. Most of the meat here is between elbow and shoulder, as the muscle groups are larger here and due to the fact that there are two bones in the forearm. Another way of cutting this portion is to cut away the deltoid muscle from the upper arm near the shoulder (but leaving it attached to the trunk) before removing the limb. This decreases the percentage of useable meat on the arm, but allows a larger shoulder strip when excising the shoulder blade. Purely a matter of personal preference. Cut into and break apart the joint of the elbow, and the two halves of each arm are now ready for carving servings from. Human flesh should always be properly cooked before eating.

Halving the Carcass: The main body is now ready to be split. Some like to saw straight through the spine from buttocks to neck. This leaves the muscle fiber encasing the vertebrae on the end of the ribs. The meat here however is tightly wrapped about the bone, and we find it more suitable (if used at all) when boiled for soup. Thus, our preferred method is to completely remove the entire backbone by cutting and then sawing down either side from the tailbone on through.

Quartering the Carcass: The halves may now be taken down, unless your preparation table or butcher block is very short. This is inadequate, and you will have to quarter while hanging, slicing through the side at a point of your choosing between rib cage and pelvis. Now is also the time to begin thinking about how you would like to serve the flesh, as this will determine the style of cuts you are about to make. These will also be greatly affected by the muscular configuration (physical fitness) of your specimen. First, chop the feet off at a point about three inches up from the ankle. The bones are very thick where the leg connects to the foot. You will want to divide the side of meat into two further principal portions: the ribs and shoulder, and the half-pelvis and leg. In between is the "flank" or belly, which may be used for fillets or steaks, if thick enough, or even bacon strips if you wish to cut this thinly. Thin and wide strips of flesh may also be rolled, and cooked to serve as a roast. Trim away along the edge of the ribs, and then decide whether you will cut steaks from the flank into the thighs and rump, and carve accordingly.

Cutting the Top Quarter: Although not actually 25% of the meat you will get, this is designated as one-fourth of the carcass as divided into major portions. You may trim away the neck, or leave it to be connected with the shoulder, or "chuck". The first major step with this mass is to remove the shoulder blade and the collar bone. The best and easiest way we have found is to just cut along the outline of the shoulder blade, removing the meat on top and then dislocating the large bone. To excise the collar bone make an incision along its length and then cut and pry it away. Depending upon the development of the breast, you may decide it qualifies as a "brisket" and remove it before cutting the ribs. In the female the breast is composed largely of glands and fatty tissue, and despite its appetizing appearance is rather inedible. The ribs are the choice cut of the quarter. An perennial favorite for barbecuing, you may divide into sections of several ribs each and cook them as is, divide the strip in half for shorter ribs, or even carve rib steaks if the muscle mass is sufficient.

Cutting the Lower Quarter: This is where most of the meat is, humans being upright animals. The muscle mass is largest in the legs and rump. The bulk is so comparatively large here that you can do just about anything with it. The main pieces are the buttock or rump and the upper leg, the thigh. Our typical division is to cut the leg off at the bottom of the buttock, then chop away the bony mass of the knee, at places two to three inches away in either direction. Before doing this, however, you may want to remove the whole calf muscle from the back of the lower leg, as this is the best cut in its area. The upper leg is now ready for anything, most especially some beautiful, thick round steaks. The rump will have to be carved from the pelvis in a rather triangular piece. The legs attach at the hip at a forward point on the body, so there will be little interference as you carve along the curve of the pelvis. Remaining meat will be on the thighs in front of the pelvis.
 
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Poison them with insulin, insulin is untraceable, you could just burn the body
 
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Holly, you are an icredibly disturbing human being.

I would stab the person with a icicle, allowing the weapon to melt, leaving no prints or such like. Plus, of course, obvious precautions when entering the area of the murder.
 
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post Jul 11 2008, 07:51 AM
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Luggage. Rent-a-Boat. Shark infested waters.

Thats how you do it.



another good idea, maybe piranhas would be better? _smile.gif

also sharks usually dont eat the body completely so there will be a lot of evidence left, which is not good. mellow.gif
 
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^ dump them in a tub of piranhas. _smile.gif

or burning furnace. taking apart the body is too much work and too bloody for me.
 
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Surprisingly enough, I have thought about this.
I'd either get a person I know and trust to get a person they know and trust to order some liquid nitrogen for me and I freeze the body up and break it. Then bury it.
Or, I'd just take the body on a ride to Kentucky where there are vast amounts of land and deep ass holes.
But, it's not just disposing of the body that matters, it's also how you kill the person that will determine whether or not you get caught.
 
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QUOTE(MissFits @ Jul 11 2008, 12:08 PM) *
Surprisingly enough, I have thought about this.
I'd either get a person I know and trust to get a person they know and trust to order some liquid nitrogen for me and I freeze the body up and break it. Then bury it.
Or, I'd just take the body on a ride to Kentucky where there are vast amounts of land and deep ass holes.
But, it's not just disposing of the body that matters, it's also how you kill the person that will determine whether or not you get caught.



wow wow i never thought about liquid nitrogen, thats a good idea biggrin.gif

 
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QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 7 2008, 08:42 AM) *
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Body Preparation: Acquiring your subject is up to you. For best results and health, freshness is imperative. A living human in captivity is optimal, but not always available. When possible make sure the animal has no food for 48 hours, but plenty of water. This fasting helps flush the system, purging stored toxins and bodily wastes, as well as making bleeding and cleaning easier. Under ideal conditions, the specimen will then be stunned into insensitivity. Sharp unexpected blows to the head are best, tranquilizers not being recommended as they may taint the flavor of the meat. If this is not possible without exciting the animal and causing a struggle (which will pump a greater volume of blood and secretions such as adrenaline throughout the body), a single bullet through the middle of the forehead or back of the skull will suffice.

Hanging: Once the animal is unconscious or dead, it is ready to be hoisted. Get the feet up first, then the hands, with the head down. This is called the "Gein configuration". Simple loops of rope may be tied around the hands and feet and then attached to a crossbar or overhead beam. Or, by making a cut behind the Achilles tendon, a meathook may be inserted into each ankle for hanging support. The legs should be spread so that the feet are outside the shoulders, with the arms roughly parallel to the legs. This provides access to the pelvis, and keeps the arms out of the way in a ready position for removal. It's easiest to work if the feet are slightly above the level of the butcher's head.

Bleeding: Place a large open vessel beneath the animal's head. With a long-bladed knife, start at one corner of the jaw and make a deep "ear-to-ear" cut through the neck and larynx to the opposite side. This will sever the internal and external carotid arteries, the major blood vessels carrying blood from the heart to the head, face, and brain. If the animal is not yet dead, this will kill it quickly, and allow for the blood to drain in any case. After the initial rush of blood, the stream should be controllable and can be directed into a receptacle. Drainage can be assisted by massaging the extremities down in the direction of the trunk, and by compressing and releasing, "pumping", the stomach. A mature specimen will contain almost six liters of blood. There is no use for this fluid, unless some source is waiting to use it immediately for ritual purposes. It acts as an emetic in most people if drunk, and it must be mentioned here that because of the eternal possibility of AIDS it is recommended that for safety's sake all blood should be considered to be contaminated and disposed of in some fashion. It is not known whether an HlV-infected human's flesh is dangerous even if cooked, but this is another item to consider when choosing a specimen, someone in the low-risk strata.

Beheading: When the bleeding slows, preparation for decapitation can be started. Continue the cut to the throat around the entire neck, from the jawline to the back of the skull. Once muscle and ligament have been sliced away, the head can be cleanly removed by gripping it on either side and twisting it off, separation occurring where the spinal cord meets the skull. This is indicative of the method to be used for dividing other bones or joints, in that the meat should generally be cut through first with a knife, and the exposed bone then separated with a saw or cleaver. The merits of keeping the skull as a trophy are debatable for two principal reasons. First, a human skull may call suspicious attention to the new owner. Secondly, thorough cleaning is difficult due to the large brain mass, which is hard to remove without opening the skull. The brain is not good to eat. Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head, and placing it outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the bones, while preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers, such as dogs and children. After a sufficient period of time, you may retrieve the skull and boil it in a dilute bleach solution to sterilize it and wash away any remaining tissue.

Skinning: After removing the head, wash the rest of the body down. Because there is no major market for human hides, particular care in removing the skin in a single piece is not necessary, and makes the task much easier. The skin is in fact a large organ, and by flaying the carcass you not only expose the muscular configuration, but also get rid of the hair and the tiny distasteful glands which produce sweat and oil. A short-bladed knife should be used to avoid slicing into muscle and viscera. The skin is composed of two layers, an outer thinner one with a thicker tissue layer below it. When skinning, first score the surface, cutting lightly to be sure of depth and direction. The diagram of the skinning pattern is an example of strip-style skinning, dividing the surface into portions easy to handle. Reflect the skin by lifting up and peeling back with one hand, while bringing the knife in as flat to the skin as possible to cut away connective tissue. The external genitals present only a small obstacle. In the male the penis and scrotum can be pulled away from the body and severed, in the female the outer lips skinned as the rest of the body. It is important to leave the anus untouched at this point, and a circle of skin should be left around it. You need not bother skinning the hands and feet, these portions not being worth the effort unless you plan to pickle them or use them in soup. The skin can be disposed of, or made into fried rinds. Boil the strips and peel away the outer layer, then cut into smaller pieces and deep-fat fry in boiling oil until puffy and crisp. Dust with garlic salt, paprika and cayenne pepper.

Gutting: The next major step is complete evisceration of the carcass. To begin, make a cut from the solar plexus, the point between the breastbone and stomach, almost to the anus. Be very careful not to cut into the intestines, as this will contaminate the surrounding area with bacteria and possibly feces (if this does happen, cleanse thoroughly). A good way to avoid this is to use the knife inside the abdominal wall, blade facing toward you, and making cautious progress.

Make a cut around the anus, or "bung", and tie it off with twine. This also prevents contamination, keeping the body from voiding any material left in the bowel. With a saw, cut through the pubic bone, or "aitch". The lower body is now completely open, and you can begin to pull the organ masses (large and small intestines, kidneys, liver, stomach) out and cut them away from the back wall of the body.

For the upper torso, first cut through the diaphragm around the inner surface of the carcass. This is the muscular membrane which divides the upper, or thoracic, and the lower abdominal cavities. Remove the breastbone, cutting down to the point on each side where it connects to the ribs, and then sawing through and detaching it from the collar bone. Some prefer to cut straight through the middle, depending on the ideas you have for cuts in the final stages. The heart and lungs may be detached and the throat cut into to remove the larynx and trachea. Once all of the inner organs have been removed, trim away any blood vessels or remaining pieces of connective tissue from the interior of the carcass, and wash out thoroughly.

Remove the Arms: Actual butchering of the carcass is now ready to begin. Cut into the armpit straight to the shoulder, and remove the arm bone, the humerus, from the collar bone and shoulder blade. Chop the hand off an inch or so above the wrist. Most of the meat here is between elbow and shoulder, as the muscle groups are larger here and due to the fact that there are two bones in the forearm. Another way of cutting this portion is to cut away the deltoid muscle from the upper arm near the shoulder (but leaving it attached to the trunk) before removing the limb. This decreases the percentage of useable meat on the arm, but allows a larger shoulder strip when excising the shoulder blade. Purely a matter of personal preference. Cut into and break apart the joint of the elbow, and the two halves of each arm are now ready for carving servings from. Human flesh should always be properly cooked before eating.

Halving the Carcass: The main body is now ready to be split. Some like to saw straight through the spine from buttocks to neck. This leaves the muscle fiber encasing the vertebrae on the end of the ribs. The meat here however is tightly wrapped about the bone, and we find it more suitable (if used at all) when boiled for soup. Thus, our preferred method is to completely remove the entire backbone by cutting and then sawing down either side from the tailbone on through.

Quartering the Carcass: The halves may now be taken down, unless your preparation table or butcher block is very short. This is inadequate, and you will have to quarter while hanging, slicing through the side at a point of your choosing between rib cage and pelvis. Now is also the time to begin thinking about how you would like to serve the flesh, as this will determine the style of cuts you are about to make. These will also be greatly affected by the muscular configuration (physical fitness) of your specimen. First, chop the feet off at a point about three inches up from the ankle. The bones are very thick where the leg connects to the foot. You will want to divide the side of meat into two further principal portions: the ribs and shoulder, and the half-pelvis and leg. In between is the "flank" or belly, which may be used for fillets or steaks, if thick enough, or even bacon strips if you wish to cut this thinly. Thin and wide strips of flesh may also be rolled, and cooked to serve as a roast. Trim away along the edge of the ribs, and then decide whether you will cut steaks from the flank into the thighs and rump, and carve accordingly.

Cutting the Top Quarter: Although not actually 25% of the meat you will get, this is designated as one-fourth of the carcass as divided into major portions. You may trim away the neck, or leave it to be connected with the shoulder, or "chuck". The first major step with this mass is to remove the shoulder blade and the collar bone. The best and easiest way we have found is to just cut along the outline of the shoulder blade, removing the meat on top and then dislocating the large bone. To excise the collar bone make an incision along its length and then cut and pry it away. Depending upon the development of the breast, you may decide it qualifies as a "brisket" and remove it before cutting the ribs. In the female the breast is composed largely of glands and fatty tissue, and despite its appetizing appearance is rather inedible. The ribs are the choice cut of the quarter. An perennial favorite for barbecuing, you may divide into sections of several ribs each and cook them as is, divide the strip in half for shorter ribs, or even carve rib steaks if the muscle mass is sufficient.

Cutting the Lower Quarter: This is where most of the meat is, humans being upright animals. The muscle mass is largest in the legs and rump. The bulk is so comparatively large here that you can do just about anything with it. The main pieces are the buttock or rump and the upper leg, the thigh. Our typical division is to cut the leg off at the bottom of the buttock, then chop away the bony mass of the knee, at places two to three inches away in either direction. Before doing this, however, you may want to remove the whole calf muscle from the back of the lower leg, as this is the best cut in its area. The upper leg is now ready for anything, most especially some beautiful, thick round steaks. The rump will have to be carved from the pelvis in a rather triangular piece. The legs attach at the hip at a forward point on the body, so there will be little interference as you carve along the curve of the pelvis. Remaining meat will be on the thighs in front of the pelvis.




this is really loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

i just wanna dispose off the body, i dont wanna fall asleep stubborn.gif
 
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^^I know, right?
Such a good idea. I don't see why more serial killers don't use this method.

Oh, and by the way we just had a serial killer in my town that was killing crack whores. They must have caught him, because the killing has stopped, but that guy was so sloppy. Sloppy serial killers piss me off. If you do it right you won't get caught, like The Zodiac.

Another fun fact, there was a female soldier that was killed not that long ago and they found the symbol the zodiac used (the circle with the cross hair thing in the middle) on the mirror and they got a note with it on it as well.

I know that doesn't have anything to do with this topic, but it's pretty interesting.
 
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QUOTE(MissFits @ Jul 11 2008, 12:25 PM) *
^^I know, right?
Such a good idea. I don't see why more serial killers don't use this method.

Oh, and by the way we just had a serial killer in my town that was killing crack whores. They must have caught him, because the killing has stopped, but that guy was so sloppy. Sloppy serial killers piss me off. If you do it right you won't get caught, like The Zodiac.

Another fun fact, there was a female soldier that was killed not that long ago and they found the symbol the zodiac used (the circle with the cross hair thing in the middle) on the mirror and they got a note with it on it as well.

I know that doesn't have anything to do with this topic, but it's pretty interesting.



hmmmmmmm i will read up on this "zodiac" person.

but i have to admit that liquid nitrogen idea was really original thumbsup.gif

have u ever killed a person before? _smile.gif

sloppy killers piss u off?? u like quick and neat eh? tongue.gif
 
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slice them into little bits.
then sell them in a fast food restaurant[:
 
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 12 2008, 01:53 PM) *
hmmmmmmm i will read up on this "zodiac" person.

but i have to admit that liquid nitrogen idea was really original thumbsup.gif

have u ever killed a person before? _smile.gif

sloppy killers piss u off?? u like quick and neat eh? tongue.gif


No, I've never killed anyone, but every since I was little I have always been so fascinated by killers, especially serial killers. I love to study them see how they got away, or how they didn't I take that and I learn from it so if I ever do have to kill someone I know damn well I won't get caught.
 
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 11 2008, 12:18 PM) *
this is really loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

i just wanna dispose off the body, i dont wanna fall asleep stubborn.gif

Did you really have to quote my entire wall of text?
 
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post Jul 16 2008, 04:39 PM
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Best way to kill someone is to find out what means the most to them and destroy it or take it away from them. It'll eventually cause them into deep depression and then eventually die from it. The end. happy.gif

And about dumping the body, actually, I'd have no need to because there's no proof I 'killed' the person.
 
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 6 2008, 02:33 AM) *
hey i tried cooking some of the flesh from the body. it doesnt taste good sad.gif

i added a bit of salt and pepper to make it edible. apart from that do you have any recipes on how to cook the body _unsure.gif

also can i use nandos marinade to cook the body? let me know mellow.gif

LOL YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
 
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QUOTE(Vyrrei @ Jul 19 2008, 07:12 AM) *
LOL YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS



yes yes very serious _smile.gif

do u have any ideas u would like to share thumbsup.gif

i havent heard any ideas from tung or princeofsexappeal, looks like some people just dont have that "killer instinct" whistling.gif
 
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Lie and say that hes one of your family members and have him cremated and spread the ashes across a river. whistling.gif

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killing someone with a bat looks fun. lmfao. that's horrible. i would only kill someone if they were threatening my life. then i would have a helluva time killing. actually, i would still feel horrible. but, idk. i want to get in a fight. but, not get killed, or kill. i wanna hit someone. xP
 
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I'd cut out their organs and put them in little jars and keep those hidden in my house. Then I'd pull out all their bones and put it somewhere else for some other time.. And I'd roll their body up since they don't have anymore bones. I'd try to compact it as much as possible and put it in a cardboard box, tape it up, and send it to Miley Cyrus, anonymously.
 
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^wow. looks like you've taken a while to think about that. lmfao
 
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Eww, someone bumped this old gross, topic.

I thought masters of their art never shared their secrets.
 
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QUOTE(TheFegNut @ Jul 28 2008, 07:50 PM) *
I'd cut out their organs and put them in little jars and keep those hidden in my house. Then I'd pull out all their bones and put it somewhere else for some other time.. And I'd roll their body up since they don't have anymore bones. I'd try to compact it as much as possible and put it in a cardboard box, tape it up, and send it to Miley Cyrus, anonymously.

I hate that little bitch.

I'm glad someone else wants to cause her some kind of misery. I couldn't count the number of times I've had to watch the 3-d concert she just did.... wacko.gif
 
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Shoving them in one of these.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg
 
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QUOTE(absinthe @ Jul 28 2008, 07:11 PM) *
Shoving them in one of these.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg



damn thats a really good idea. u could sort of collect the minced meat and then just drain it down the sewer or something. thumbsup.gif

gives new meaning to the term "mince meat" shifty.gif
 
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I'd definitely accidentally push them into a fireplace and shut the glass to it and watch them burn. Then I'd feed it to an ash-eating animal, then burn their poopy.
 
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QUOTE(absinthe @ Jul 28 2008, 08:11 PM) *
Shoving them in one of these.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg



Shit. The noise at the end scared me. It came out louder than the rest of the video x_o;
 
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liquid nitrogen is completely genius.
 
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death by hot air balloon. accident of course.

tehehe.
 
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Well there's the adding of powdered glass on doughnuts, making people think it's just an innocent cinnamon doughnut. Apparently you die instantly.


The disturbing part? Our science teacher tells us these things.
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Force feed peach pits. They contain a cyanide compound.
 
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Oh oh I just thought of what I think is the best way to kill someone if you are slightly rich and patient enough. Ok first get a winter time share at a local mountain. Then try to become "friends" with the person you want to kill then invite them and another friend(who is ether VERY loyal to you or hates that same person equally as mush as you) to spent time with you at the lodge you have a time share for. Then find a really good sharp and strong icicle this will be your "weapon". Then go for a hike or ski with the victim and your friend. Then push the victim over and gag them and kick them till they become unconscious. After that stab them in the heart with the icicle and leave it there because it will melt and then your "weapon" will be gone. Then bury the body in the snow and leave. Then your friend can be a witness to an alibi of your choosing of what you where "doing" up there. So in the end you got rid of the "weapon" and you have a witness to keep you considered a non suspect. If and/or when they do find the body.
 
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Watch Pathology >.<

Who me or just every one in general?
 
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thanks to everyone who contributed to this topic thumbsup.gif

i have disposed off the body shifty.gif

thx again for all the wonderful ideas _smile.gif

dont blame me if any ghosts come knocking at ur door mellow.gif
 
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Not to kill them is the best way I would say.
 
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shoot em, and feed em to the gators
 
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shoot em, and feed em to the gators


Limestone quarry + granulated body parts = no evidence
 
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i would inject air in between their toes. it would look like they had a heart attack.
 
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QUOTE(Juday @ Aug 22 2008, 03:45 PM) *
i would inject air in between their toes.

^^what happens when there's an air bubble in the blood
i saw that in a movie or show, i was watching it with my little cousin, and she said "she is gonna inject air into the blood" i was like wtf... how does she know what could happen
 
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^^what happens when there's an air bubble in the blood
i saw that in a movie or show, i was watching it with my little cousin, and she said "she is gonna inject air into the blood" i was like wtf... how does she know what could happen


A small bubble in your vein is not harmful. Now if you send a large bubble of air back to your heart, you create an air embolism. Air takes up space and in an enclosed area, like a blood vessel it can get lodged and can prevent blood getting past it. Even then it may not kill you, but it could cause an infarct (lack of blood/O2 supply causing cellular death)
 
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I'm a big fan of body disposal. As long as the murder itself isn't too messy, and it was done in a way where you have a decent window of time to clean up and transport the corpse, there is so much you can do to cover your tracks postmortem.
 
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 21 2008, 01:33 AM) *
Limestone quarry + granulated body parts = no evidence



i dont get it? mellow.gif
 
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Wow I haven't seen this thread in a while. I still want to cut some chicks boobs off.


And I haven't thought of a better idea to kill someone.
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Sep 5 2008, 01:06 AM) *
Wow I haven't seen this thread in a while. I still want to cut some chicks boobs off.
And I haven't thought of a better idea to kill someone.



boob fetish?

i mean mutilated boob fetish? laugh.gif
 
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I wouldnt kill them in the first place. :P
 
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QUOTE(rockable @ Sep 6 2008, 04:20 PM) *
I wouldnt kill them in the first place. :P



why not? killing a person every now and then is good for health, its good stress relief happy.gif
 
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:46 AM) *
Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.
I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.

even if she wasn't dead i would do it

holly you are freakin awesome
 
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I have more answers now!

-Stab them with a icicle. Cause the evidence will melt.
-Stuff a blow dryer down their throats because their insides will dry out.

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Hows that?
 
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^ LMFAO. laugh.gif


I love those answers! _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:47 PM
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yawn :)
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a lot of the things being mentioned are kinda turning me on
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:48 PM
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That's what she said.
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Gotta love The Lovely Bones and AP bio. XD.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:51 PM
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Hello Newman.
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true daaat. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM
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say maydayism.
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Go read the poem '5 Ways to Kill a Man'.
 
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post Sep 11 2008, 12:36 PM
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Tick tock, Bill
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Boredom. It's excrutiating. yawn.gif
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 11 2008, 12:36 PM) *
Boredom. It's excrutiating. yawn.gif


this topic is boring u??? blink.gif

maybe killing is something u do on a daily basis and now its like second nature to u biggrin.gif

u must know a lot of good techniques _smile.gif

wanna share killing secrets? thumbsup.gif
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:18 PM
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No. Boredom is a good way to kill someone. haha
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 12 2008, 03:18 PM) *
No. Boredom is a good way to kill someone. haha


LOL i dont think its possible to get bored these days because of:


_smile.gif YOUTUBE _smile.gif
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 05:02 AM
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QUOTE(gelionie @ Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM) *
Go read the poem '5 Ways to Kill a Man'.


interesting cool.gif
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 05:04 AM
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(′ ・ω・`)
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eat them up
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:05 AM
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^_^
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 20 2008, 10:44 AM) *
I have a 5 grand minimum 10 grand minimum for each job, and depending on the particulars, the price is subject to change. Hire me, and I become the bringer of death.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:27 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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Give them swine flu.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 08:27 AM) *
Give them swine flu.

Fail. In the event that they have a functioning immune system and a healthcare plan, what do you do then?
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:42 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 30 2009, 08:34 AM) *
Fail. In the event that they have a functioning immune system and a healthcare plan, what do you do then?


Push them into an area of starving sharks.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:51 AM
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What about witnesses? What about your alibi? What about the DNA on the boat, or dock, where you last were with the victim? To be a killer, you must think like one. Bring death in showers of calculated destruction.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 08:10 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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Have the victim trussed up laying on their stomach. Then, a small caliber revolver is shoved tight against the victim's anus,(through their clothing,no need for perversion),.and shoot them in the rectum. The .22 caliber bullet will tear through vital organs and arteries but not instantaneous death, prolonging the agony a bit until shock and death.
Doing it that way you have ''silenced'' your weapon, put the hurt on your victim, and except for a little blood on the anus...there is no mess. The shot is angled to travel upward and the energy is insufficient for the bullet to exit the body. Finally, burn the body to ashes.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 08:21 AM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 09:10 AM) *
Have the victim trussed up laying on their stomach. Then, a small caliber revolver is shoved tight against the victim's anus,(through their clothing,no need for perversion),.and shoot them in the rectum. The .22 caliber bullet will tear through vital organs and arteries but not instantaneous death, prolonging the agony a bit until shock and death.
Doing it that way you have ''silenced'' your weapon, put the hurt on your victim, and except for a little blood on the anus...there is no mess. The shot is angled to travel upward and the energy is insufficient for the bullet to exit the body. Finally, burn the body to ashes.

I don't like the idea of burning anything.

I value the sport of marksmanship, so I'd rather be the silent predator and snipe someone. You should try it sometime.

If I really were to get physical, a simple blood choke would do. Break a few of their limbs, put their body in a barrell, fille the barrell with cement. Then, as a routine dumping for hazardous waste, dump the barrell somewhere (preferrably a large body of water). Clean, easy, just requires a little bit of strength.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 09:35 AM
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I'm Jc
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WITH A BLOCK OF ICE
 

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