what's the dumbest question, you've heard someone ask? |
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 May 14 2008, 02:26 PM
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 Keep going...or be left behind.  Group: Member Posts: 300 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 623,863  |
 titles says it allthe one i heard was... How do you call a booty? |
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May 14 2008, 02:29 PM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
what's the number to 911?
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May 14 2008, 03:45 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
"Are you from Hong Kong?"
 The very first thing that girl asked me when we were introduced. Just because I'm Chinese...
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May 14 2008, 04:10 PM
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 in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
We were driving home one night, real late, from some supposedly haunted factory. Everyone is talking about the place, telling scary stories and such. Good time. It gets really quite for a moment and this girl in the back seat asks, "so, are werewolves really real?"
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May 14 2008, 05:36 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I can't think of one at the moment, but one of my favorite bizarre/dumb questions comes from Dwight Shrute (The Office - Sexual Harassment):
Where is the clitoris? I read somewhere that it was at the crest of the labia. Does that mean it's on the leg? What does the female vagina look like? lol |
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May 14 2008, 05:42 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
what color is that white shirt
...................   QUOTE(NoSex @ May 14 2008, 05:10 PM)  We were driving home one night, real late, from some supposedly haunted factory. Everyone is talking about the place, telling scary stories and such. Good time. It gets really quite for a moment and this girl in the back seat asks, "so, are werewolves really real?"  QUOTE(dispn0ygonekrazy @ May 14 2008, 03:29 PM) what's the number to 911?  
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May 15 2008, 06:39 PM
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i told my friend to dial 911 but i said "dile nine eleven" and she looks on her phone and goes "wheres the eleven?"
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May 15 2008, 08:16 PM
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 The Illustrious Mari C. Group: Member Posts: 586 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,671 |
At work, people would ask me where are all the white shirts & I look at them like wtf? this isn't Wal-Mart, it's Macy's, a white shirt can be anywhere, we don't categorize by color, but by brands. Also they'd ask me where they parked & I'm like gee idiot, I so don't know, I didn't come here with you, which entrance did you come in, & they look even more lost. Gosh people are so unaware nowadays...
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May 15 2008, 09:14 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(aybaybay007 @ May 15 2008, 07:39 PM) i told my friend to dial 911 but i said "dile nine eleven" and she looks on her phone and goes "wheres the eleven?" LMAO! Random person on the train to conductor checking tickets..... "Excuse me, what bus is this?" |
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