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 Apr 16 2008, 09:44 AM
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 i did your boyfriend  Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071  |
This expression never seemed accurate to me. "Taking a poop?" Why would you TAKE a poop? Is someone GIVING it to you? And don't you usually fire off more than one poop?
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Apr 16 2008, 12:56 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
Your butthole is taking the poop from your body and putting it elsewhere.
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Apr 16 2008, 01:07 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
LMAO! Great explanation rebbs.
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Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD
I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL |
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Apr 16 2008, 01:38 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I remember the sex conversation....it was so random lol.
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Apr 16 2008, 02:41 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
My dad explained to me that babies were delivered by storks. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know I came from a stork", and he said, "Oh, no, you were dumped down the chimney by a hairy pterodactyl."
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Apr 16 2008, 02:43 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Hey what happened to the wonderful intro into your posts lol.
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Apr 16 2008, 03:17 PM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
I ran out of elitist concepts to exclude people from.
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Apr 16 2008, 05:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 637,661 |
QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM)  I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL When a man loves a woman... No, no, no, he doesn't have to love her, he may pay her... lawlz You can be creative from there. |
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Apr 16 2008, 08:48 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
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Apr 16 2008, 09:42 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
If I ever have kids the sex talk will be something along the lines of the fact that yeah sex is great. It can be hot and passionate. But the fights that you'll get in with the person you're getting sex from will be just as hot and passionate.
That or I'll just turn on one of those commercials with the kayakers who have herpes. |
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Apr 16 2008, 09:49 PM
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 paperthin pride. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 626,463 |
QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 11:20 AM) I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL haha. my dad gave me the sex talk a few years back. EPIC FAIL. |
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Apr 16 2008, 09:52 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
I was told I was found on a tree.
But other than that they've stired pretty clear away from that sex talk everyone gets once. Oh and the poop topic, sometimes I say, "Lemme gather my shit together." Does that mean I like to make piles of poop materialistically and mentally? |
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Apr 16 2008, 09:54 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
My mum told us we stalked her.
So she kept us. |
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Apr 16 2008, 09:56 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
QUOTE(Flaunted @ Apr 16 2008, 07:52 PM) Oh and the poop topic, sometimes I say, "Lemme gather my shit together." Does that mean I like to make piles of poop materialistically and mentally? Yes. 
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Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM
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Newbie Group: Banned Posts: 3 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 641,706 |
what a stupid ass topic
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Apr 16 2008, 10:22 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
I say "I gotta go shit."
And about the sex talk thing, I've been telling my 11 year old brother that we got him with 15 proofs of purchase and a small S&H fee, back when remotes weren't invented so he could change the channel. Now hes just a tax break for my parents. |
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Apr 16 2008, 10:24 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Apr 16 2008, 02:41 PM) My dad explained to me that babies were delivered by storks. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know I came from a stork", and he said, "Oh, no, you were dumped down the chimney by a hairy pterodactyl." The explanation of the century is right here. I hope your Dad won't mind me stealing this. |
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Apr 16 2008, 10:26 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM) what a stupid ass topic You got banned in 10 minutes? Whats Cb's record? |
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Apr 16 2008, 10:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 08:14 PM) what a stupid ass topic lawl |
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Apr 17 2008, 01:32 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,071 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,748 |
Haha, wtf...I like Rebecca's explanation so far.
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Apr 17 2008, 04:35 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 16 2008, 01:20 PM) I'm a mom. I have to come up with random (but somewhat plausible) explanations for things. xD I'm just not sure how I'm going to handle the "sex" conversation one day. LOL Use a wonder woman doll and a batman doll as examples. |
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Apr 17 2008, 06:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,288 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,380 |
I never had the sex talk, my school just has this program so the parents don't have to, its much easier lol
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Apr 17 2008, 07:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 637,661 |
QUOTE(christinaphamFROGFACE @ Apr 16 2008, 10:14 PM) what a stupid ass topic Rawr. How does this person have three posts and they're already banned? I find this funny. Most stupid things are =d |
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Apr 18 2008, 10:44 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Hmm...I never thought about that before.
 Whenever I need to release my toxics, I just say "Its time." Then I run to the bathroom.
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Apr 18 2008, 10:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
crap works for me
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