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Hello everybody, this is Jesus.
Jesus-Christ
post Apr 13 2008, 06:20 PM
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what's up guys ?
 
Tung
post Apr 13 2008, 06:24 PM
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I'm in need of a blow job Jesus. Can you get down on your knees and give me head?
 
Jesus-Christ
post Apr 13 2008, 06:25 PM
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Sorry little soul, Jesus can't be gay sad.gif
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:26 PM
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That's not what your mom Mary told me.

Zing!!
 
Jesus-Christ
post Apr 13 2008, 06:26 PM
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BLASPHEMYYYYYYYYY wacko.gif
 
marielamuneka
post Apr 13 2008, 06:27 PM
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drama is so intising i might just bite a mothaf**ka like tyson
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 07:24 PM) *
I'm in need of a blow job Jesus. Can you get down on your knees and give me head?


blink.gif Wow, one day when your life is passin by like a movie in front of God and shit; that particular moment where you posted that and thought about that is gonna show.. i wonder what God will say about that? I can imagine.. rofl1.gif
 
illriginal
post Apr 13 2008, 06:27 PM
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Jesus of Nazareth belongs in hell where he came from.
Just sayin.

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Jesus-Christ
post Apr 13 2008, 06:28 PM
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wow wow wow lil slim person

me can eat pig, you don't

respect other religioooon, people who believe in me are coooool, look 2pac
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:31 PM
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like marielamuneka said,
that post is gonna hurt when you see it at judgement day...
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hey JC, I 'spected your grammer to be better, biggrin.gif
but hey, English is a second language for you, no?
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:32 PM
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yes because in real, I don't need to speak at all
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(Jesus-Christ @ Apr 13 2008, 07:28 PM) *
wow wow wow lil slim person

me can eat pig, you don't

respect other religioooon, people who believe in me are coooool, look 2pac

This is bnox!!! Or that other person!! HURRY IP CHECK NOW NOW NOW AND BAN BAN BAN!!
And there's two versions of Jesus, btw. Roman mythological Jesus (Jesus of Nazareth) and the true prophet/messiah.

Hope you get banned bnox!
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:33 PM
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Hi Jesus, I want to know the date for Armageddon. Thanks.
 
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post Apr 13 2008, 06:33 PM
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Can't hurt me, if I'm Atheist kiddos. shrug.gif
 
Jesus-Christ
post Apr 13 2008, 06:33 PM
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B-NOX wacko.gif whos daaaaaaaaaaaaat tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif


hope you get banned tamatamatama, what IP check ? I don't use any proxy it's fake tamacracker you are Lier so go to hell tongue.gif


the date of apocalyps is the friday 12 april 2097
 
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post Apr 14 2008, 07:35 AM
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Busted.

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