about OBESE PEOPLE, REPLY ASAP PLEASE Options

[Jeng]

ok, not to make fun of anyone or go against them for any reason, this is just a thing i have to do for school
some of you have read A MODEST PROPOSAL by Jonathan Swift about eating FAT babies to reduce population and etc.

so for a essay type thingy, we have to write our own and something in todays society and i chose OBESITY.
basically solve obesity by killnig the fatties out there and do something harsh YET humorous to them.

so i need ideas what to do after killing the obese people
PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS TO SCHOOL OR HOMEWORK OR WHATEVER, i feel that i can get more ideas faster here IN THE LOUNGE and ill be done, thanks.
first i kill them off, then what should i do with their bodies?
[something you cant do in real life, like burn them or something, i want to make use of their bodies/organs/body parts/whatever]
remember this is FAKE and no offense to anyone, a bunch of people did nastier stuff to other topics.
i need creative/harsh/humorous/meannnnn/ things to do to these people.

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HANDS, TOES, NAILS, ORGANS, FINGERS? EARS? EYES? lol and the rest i think i have under control.

[illriginal]

ok, not to make fun of anyone or go against them for any reason, this is just a thing i have to do for school
some of you have read A MODEST PROPOSAL by Jonathan Swift about eating FAT babies to reduce population and etc.

so for a essay type thingy, we have to write our own and something in todays society and i chose OBESITY.
basically solve obesity by killnig the fatties out there and do something harsh YET humorous to them.

so i need ideas what to do after killing the obese people
PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS TO SCHOOL OR HOMEWORK OR WHATEVER, i feel that i can get more ideas faster here IN THE LOUNGE and ill be done, thanks.
first i kill them off, then what should i do with their bodies?
[something you cant do in real life, like burn them or something, i want to make use of their bodies/organs/body parts/whatever]
remember this is FAKE and no offense to anyone, a bunch of people did nastier stuff to other topics.
i need creative/harsh/humorous/meannnnn/ things to do to these people.

After killing them, put them into a meat grinder and just sell the meat to Mcdonalds.

[rnicron]

Use their skin for coats.

[Jeng]

yea i was going for that, coats for the homeless.
grind up their organs for like baby food or animal feed?

[The-March-Hare]

Use them for research into a medical cure for obesity.

Seems cyclical.

[Jeng]

NO thats the right thing to do, we want obscene BAD things to do with them, i was thinking skin for coats, blood for gas for cars...get it?

but i need more ideas...

LIKE WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR ORGANS? NAILS? TOES? FINGERS? HANDS?

[The-March-Hare]

Oh!

Well, windchimes out of fingernails.

Grind them up and pour them on people when they get eliminated from reality tv shows

[Jeng]

LOL yessssss, good thinking, k, any more for anything else?!
that made me laugh out loud.
any moreee more crazy ideas?

[The-March-Hare]

Hollow them out and use them as shoes.

[Tung]

oh snap it's my mel baby.

[Elba]

Oh my god, this is horrible

[Jeng]

tung your no help.

hallow the organs out for shoes? what? roffles. keep the ideas rolling in thanksss :D

hi elba, your no help either, IDEAS PEOPLEEE
jk elbaaaa :D much love

[Melissa]

use their nails and teeth as bullets.
their bones can be some sort of weapon.


haha, i remember reading that in HS, too.


but boo us doing your homework for you.

[illriginal]

Use them for research into a medical cure for obesity.

Seems cyclical.

<,< Then there should be a cure for homosexuality, right?

Don't answer, I'm just playin

[Jeng]

no you guys are helping me think of ideas, duhhh, not actaully writing my essay melisssaaa.
o0o nails as bulllets too, didnt think of that, for windchimes and Bullets..yeayyyyy

more ideas on anything pertaining to obese peoples body parts

[foxx]

Chop their fingers off and put it into wendy's chunky chunky chili.

[karmakiller]

This is gross.

[aaayotiffany]

Chop their fingers off and put it into wendy's chunky chunky chili.

lmao. my friend hasn't eaten wendy's sine that incident.
off-topic, but... was it a fake finger though?
i never learned the story.

[Jeng]

yes but not true, uhmm no finngers in wendys. ;\

[The-March-Hare]

^ I meant hollow out the whole babies for shoe use.

[miyashu]

use their organs to sculpt masterpieces and sell them on ebay.

i think that would be useful. it'll keep ebay up and running...

or are you looking for something more harsh?

[Jeng]

thats a great idea, anything more will definately help my essay!
moremoremore!

[weed]

or you could just send them into space and let them float.

You could sell their organs on the blaCK market.

you could take their hair and make wigs for skinny people with cancer...

Or you could preserve them and sell them to hospitals for burn patients (skin grafting)

[Jeng]

that wouldnt be a good idea for this :[, OMG BALLOONS! BODY AS BALLONs, clean their insides out, and fill them up as helium and use as balloonssss :D, good thinking, team work yo.

any more ideas?

and wigs would be a logical idea, try thinking out of the box, nasty stuff :D!

[Melissa]

Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the starving children in Ethiopia!

[hypnotique]

No.

I dont care how fat a baby is.I will not cook it nor will i f**king eat it.Chef's promise.

[marielamuneka]

do something with their big clothes.. im sure you can use them for a lot of things.

[*absinthe*]

You can use bones for furniture. (as in the legs of a chair.)
Eyes can become marbles for little kids.
If you fix them up a bit, you can use ears as ashtrays.
Organs..you can make them into bean bags somehow and give them to children to play with.
If you have hair, you can try making those into blankets, or pillow cases, etc. Maybe even curtains (if that`s even possible.)

[Jeng]

ok chef diana, hi!!!! love time no talk, i miss you, when u cooking fo rme huh?


anyways MORE IDEAS PLZ. i got a bunch, i want more , rofflez

LOLLO, YESSSS absinthe, you are amazinggggg, how about for other parts of the body, head? or anything!, im writing your ideas down

[marielamuneka]

you can give their fat to anorexic people to save their lives?
their heads can be used as bowling balls
you can turn the extra skin into some sort of new material for
furniture..

[illriginal]

or you could just send them into space and let them float.

You could sell their organs on the blaCK market.

-.- Are you associated with Bloods or any gang that dislikes crips? I hope not... I'll lose so much respect for you, girl.

[*absinthe*]

you can give their fat to anorexic people to save their lives?
their heads can be used as bowling balls
you can turn the extra skin into some sort of new material for
furniture..

Well not technically. A skull wouldn`t "roll". It`s not perfectly shaped enough to roll as a bowling ball does.

If you had a skull, and ripped of the mandible part, and filled in some of the holes (and maybe got rid of the upper teeth) you could use it as a bowl, maybe. You`d have to do some carving and filling in.

[marielamuneka]

^ someone can fix it up so it CAN roll.

[weed]

-.- Are you associated with Bloods or any gang that dislikes crips? I hope not... I'll lose so much respect for you, girl.

why would you assume im affiliated with any gang period?

[Jeng]

ok everyone, thanks for EVERYTHING!!! so many great yet nasty ideas, thanks, now im off to write my modest proposal. peace everyoneeee. thanks for everything

TOPIC CLOSED

jk can someone close this please.

[tokyo-rose]

Closed by OP's request.