Self-Suck, Can you give yourself a blowjob? |
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 Mar 28 2008, 08:39 PM
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i cant self suck but i wish i could
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Mar 28 2008, 08:45 PM
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 metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
WTF.
Is with you and WEIRD TOPICS LOL.  and no. wtf buy a prostitute? thats what theyre for |
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Mar 28 2008, 08:46 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,472 |
... arent you a girl? you dont even have a penis...
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Mar 28 2008, 08:49 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Yes i do. 12 inches.
Ask around.  And just because i'm a girl dosen't mean that i don't have one. Jeez. 
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Mar 28 2008, 08:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
^
....jeez...wat happpenn 2 u..
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Mar 28 2008, 08:52 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
(FE) MALE NATURAL ENHANCING PILLS.
you should try them. |
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Mar 28 2008, 08:55 PM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
YES. I do in fact suck my cock. |
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Mar 28 2008, 10:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
If you're flexible enough.. o_O
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Mar 28 2008, 11:00 PM
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I can. It`s simple.
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Mar 28 2008, 11:07 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
AUTOFELLATIO
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Mar 28 2008, 11:08 PM
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lmao
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Mar 29 2008, 12:23 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
I'm glad I don't sit there and attempt to try to suck myself off.
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Mar 29 2008, 01:25 AM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
^ LOL.
Aren't you like 14? Why are you even trying to attempt this. |
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Mar 29 2008, 01:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 247 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,723 |
what the f**k.. no. i guess some people can but.. no what the f**k?
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Mar 29 2008, 01:52 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage.
JayKay. |
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Mar 29 2008, 01:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 02:52 AM)  You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. that's a marylin manson myth. gotta keep in mind about the spinal cord as well. |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:03 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
try yoga..
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Mar 29 2008, 10:22 AM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
^..
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Mar 29 2008, 12:33 PM
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 Hablamos Espańol. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
yes, i can.
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Mar 30 2008, 09:09 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
If i had a penis, it'd be so long, i wouldn't even need to try to suck it off.
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Mar 30 2008, 09:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 631 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,081 |
Just kidding 
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Mar 30 2008, 10:56 PM
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 ;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
autofellatio! like the guy in scary movie 2!
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Mar 31 2008, 01:00 AM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
i dont see why girls always say they have dicks its not funny and played out. And very unattractive, well i guess some guys like that sort of thing.
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Mar 31 2008, 01:10 AM
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GD. <3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,222 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 198,566 |
rofl, beyond ridiculous.
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Apr 1 2008, 06:16 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 01:52 AM) You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. of course. however others can do because they are so flexible and their goddamned dicks are so mother f**king long. 
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Apr 4 2008, 08:06 PM
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 [Insert something Witty Here] Group: Member Posts: 363 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,828 |
Yes I can :).
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Apr 4 2008, 08:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
Wtf. I can't even bend over enough to lick it with my tongue, let alone self suck myself. If I had a penis, that is.
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Apr 12 2008, 12:01 PM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 02:58 AM) that's a marylin manson myth. gotta keep in mind about the spinal cord as well. Oh em gee, I remember that myth. |
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Apr 12 2008, 08:24 PM
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 me gustas tu Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 53 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,446 |
if you really wanna know, you should read this book:
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May 5 2008, 10:57 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^I own this atrocity
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May 6 2008, 02:29 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 646,942 |
My older cousin can or at least he says
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May 27 2008, 07:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
L M F A O!
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May 30 2008, 12:07 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
i wonder how many ppl actually bent down to try...
if i was a boy, and i COULD reach, i dont think i even would...it seems wrong. |
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May 30 2008, 07:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
QUOTE(treylonden @ May 6 2008, 02:29 PM) My older cousin can or at least he says ....uhhh |
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Jun 3 2008, 09:50 PM
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 fad3d Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 483,080 |
lol, its not right in the first place. This is where the girlfriend comes in guys or ladies who look at this.
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Jun 18 2008, 03:19 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 659,601 |
Some guys can most can't.
Most would like to and most have tried. If you are lucky you can find exercises for this and accomplish your goal. It also has to do with body composisition. |
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Jul 1 2008, 12:52 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I heard that Marilyn Manson can.
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Jul 10 2008, 02:26 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
....oh, so that's what a penis tastes like...
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Jul 10 2008, 08:06 PM
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 Killed by the weakness, but forced to return. Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 666,374 |
Wow. That is so f**king sick. So die.
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Jul 10 2008, 08:10 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 02:52 AM) You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. i actually heard that some guy did that so he could suck himself |
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Jul 10 2008, 08:27 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 10 2008, 08:10 PM) i actually heard that some guy did that so he could suck himself It's an old Marilyn Manson myth. Unconfirmed. |
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Jul 10 2008, 08:28 PM
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Killed by the weakness, but forced to return. Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 666,374 |
gag. That is all.
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Jul 11 2008, 12:20 AM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 10 2008, 09:27 PM) It's an old Marilyn Manson myth. Unconfirmed. oh. Well still i dont get why someone would want to self suck. |
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Aug 29 2008, 04:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
Who needs self-suck when you can just get a vacuum cleaner.
 K I D D I N G . |
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Aug 29 2008, 05:17 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^HA.
I remember that from the first Scary Movie. |
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Aug 29 2008, 06:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
QUOTE(Hedonism @ Aug 29 2008, 02:17 PM) ^HA. I remember that from the first Scary Movie. What scene was it?  I forgot, haha |
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Sep 1 2008, 06:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 677,072 |
i can
but its f**kin weird so i dont lol it doesn't require much flexibility for me ;] hahah jk 
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Sep 1 2008, 07:19 PM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
the main question is WHY would you want to suck your own dick.
Atleast pay a prostitute or something. Thats better than having to do it yourself. Not to mention if you were caught in the action that would look really bad. |
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Sep 1 2008, 07:27 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(ninjaBeenly @ Aug 29 2008, 07:14 PM) What scene was it? I forgot, haha Haha. I think it was Cindy was sleeping over, and you overheard the mom yelling at Doofy to stop putting his penis in the vacuum cleaner. And he comes in with a boner. |
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Sep 1 2008, 08:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,938 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 667,832 |
wow, you must be a very lonly person to do that
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Sep 1 2008, 08:45 PM
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 [pandemonium] :3 Group: Human Posts: 225 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 671,107 |
why would you want to?
I mean pee comes out of there. Gross. seriously, hire a prostitute, or else just find a skanky girl who is willing. |
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Sep 6 2008, 10:03 AM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(paolabear20 @ Sep 1 2008, 09:45 PM) why would you want to? I mean pee comes out of there. Gross. seriously, hire a prostitute, or else just find a skanky girl who is willing. LOL exactly! |
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Sep 7 2008, 04:09 PM
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 Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 03:03 AM) try yoga.. lmfao still not possible. they can be in half but from the hip. this topic is too funny. 10 people apparently can... scary. |
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Sep 21 2008, 08:51 PM
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 Count Splek, Charming Fiend! Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 |
Ah ha ha! I cant reach! But lotion and a tissue work just fine!
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Sep 29 2008, 01:16 AM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
definitely a topic that stands out lol..surprisingly .. 11 up to now have voted yes, and that my friends..is every creepy lol
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Oct 30 2008, 10:07 PM
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You guys are f**king weird.
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Nov 5 2008, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
QUOTE(applejaxkz @ Oct 30 2008, 09:07 PM) You guys are f**king weird. says the person that bumped the topic. |
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Nov 6 2008, 12:58 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 944 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 663,413 |
QUOTE(chocokissez @ Mar 28 2008, 06:45 PM) WTF. Is with you and WEIRD TOPICS LOL. and no. wtf buy a prostitute? thats what theyre for HAHAHA |
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