OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[Melissa]

Agree.

Except maybe for the clingy part. Sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I need to hold on to someone to stay steady.

Obnoxious drunks are also a million times more annoying when you're not as drunk as them or sober. I was riding up the elevator the other day when five girls entered and they were stumbling around then decided it'd be a great idea to sing Phantom of the Opera at the top of their freaking lungs.

I usually just... laugh a lot when I'm drunk.

[Reidar]

Once again, I can relate. I've never had a drink, but if I ever were rip-roaring drunk, I'd probably discover a universal cure for cancerous ailments while reciting the Declaration of Independence backwards in Old English prose. I can barely muster the strength to suppress my brain when I'm sober, so who knows what inhibitions I would lose under the influence. "Radiant intensity observed from a Lambertian surface is directly proportional to the cosine of the angle θ between the observer's line of sight and the surface normal! *HICCUP*" I wouldn't know what quadratic formula I went to bed with the night before until I lifted up my pillow and checked the paper.

Behold, for I, too, am hip. Will you accept me into your herd, fellow adolescent?

[Tramatize]

I am sure the people who hosted the party loved it.

[*paperplane*]

Agree.

Except maybe for the clingy part. Sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I need to hold on to someone to stay steady.

Obnoxious drunks are also a million times more annoying when you're not as drunk as them or sober. I was riding up the elevator the other day when five girls entered and they were stumbling around then decided it'd be a great idea to sing Phantom of the Opera at the top of their freaking lungs.

I usually just... laugh a lot when I'm drunk.

The last time I drank I didn't need to hold on to people to stay steady, but just inexplicably felt like grabbing on to them.

I'm certainly louder when I'm drunk, but it's mostly noticable because I'm not very loud to begin with. I also tend to apologize to sober people.

I really just hate angry drunks. Or, like, all of them when I'm sober.

[illriginal]

Honestly, I dislike drunk and high females. They act like men who don't give a f**k about shit.

Don't come to the f**king club con una actitud mala (with a bad attitude)
You've been drinking too much Bacardi and smoking lala (marijuana)
Escuchame senorita (listen to me lady), if you don't respect yourself
Don't expect respect from anyone else.

-immortal technique

[absinthe]

^ Uhhhh. I can see where you're coming from, but that's not necessarily true. Sure, I loosen up, but I'm still aware of exactly what I'm doing, and my boundaries are still in place.

So in short, regardless of my alcohol/pot intake, I do give a f**k about shit.

[EddieV]

Reminds me of many people I know.

[illriginal]

^ Uhhhh. I can see where you're coming from, but that's not necessarily true. Sure, I loosen up, but I'm still aware of exactly what I'm doing, and my boundaries are still in place.

So in short, regardless of my alcohol/pot intake, I do give a f**k about shit.

Come down to the dirty south with that attitude =\
(female)Alcohol + marijuana = totally obnoxious and annoying but at the same time, is an easy target w

[*paperplane*]

I live in the south, and I'd say the same as Anisha.

What is with your constant sexism? f**king hell.

[illriginal]

I live in the south, and I'd say the same as Anisha.

What is with your constant sexism? f**king hell.

Kentucky doesn't count.

I'm just sayin, you shouldn't go about your life not giving a f**k and having that attitude, you're gonna cross the wrong person. It's quite laughable that a female which at most times weigh between 90-130lbs would have the personality/attitude of some gangster or a human who's had a hard life.


So all in all, I dislike stupid bitches who act like they can hold some shit, specially when they're drunk and obliviously loud and obnoxious.

Shouldn't you be in class anyways?

[*paperplane*]

I don't live in Kentucky.

What attitude? Not everyone is really aggressive when drunk/high. Some of us know better. Or just aren't that way in general, really.

And for what it's worth, I don't have class from 1:15-2 on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[misoshiru]

I'm a sober drunk.

[Teesa]

ahh yes. i don't drink, but since everyone i know does, i deal with it~and most of the time, it's not bad at all and sometimes the obnoxious-ness is kind of funny~however, the thing that gets me is when people get sick afterwards, like throwing up or something. it just bothers me so much.

[Heathasm]

i hate stupid bitches like that . . . some people just cant seem to keep themselves in check under the influence

when im high and drunk all of my anxiety kind of goes away, i honestly wish i could be constantly drunk and high it would be awesome.

[orgasm]

I'm just sayin, you shouldn't go about your life not giving a f**k and having that attitude, you're gonna cross the wrong person. It's quite laughable that a female which at most times weigh between 90-130lbs would have the personality/attitude of some gangster or a human who's had a hard life.

So all in all, I dislike stupid bitches who act like they can hold some shit, specially when they're drunk and obliviously loud and obnoxious.

Whoa, what girl broke your heart and stomped on your balls? She must have done a number on you for you to feel so condescendingly towards females.

Not all (female) drunks have attitudes, dude. When you go out with friends to a party or a club, chances are you're going to drink and have a good time. Sometimes, people have bad nights, but hey, that happens to everybody - even guys. I've seen plenty of obnoxious and loud male drunks; they're not any better.

[illriginal]

Whoa, what girl broke your heart and stomped on your balls? She must have done a number on you for you to feel so condescendingly towards females.

Not all (female) drunks have attitudes, dude. When you go out with friends to a party or a club, chances are you're going to drink and have a good time. Sometimes, people have bad nights, but hey, that happens to everybody - even guys. I've seen plenty of obnoxious and loud male drunks; they're not any better.

Uh my reply has nothin to do with my relationships... plus I've only been dumped once and that's only because the stupid girl's friends claimed I was cheatin on her and she believed it.

Anyways, I know males can get obnoxious and oblivious but it's stupid watching a female get like that. And you're right not all females are like that, but many are. If not that... they get all emotionally stupid and annoy the shit out of me as they cry about their friends, relationships, and their family.

Female drunks are worst than male drunks, in MY opinion.

[foxx]

I don't totally agree. It all depends on the person. I usually don't see the females get violent, like i do see in males.

To me, i'd rather have her crying about family and friends than beating me up.
IMO.

[illriginal]

To me, i'd rather have her crying about family and friends than beating me up.
IMO.

The worst is when you're tryin to talk to them (they're your friend) and you're tellin them to stop worrying and just chill/have a good time and all they do is ignore it and bring up more personal issues. It makes me leave the spot and go home... but whatever, I'm outta here

[misoshiru]

i hate weepy drunks. they're so f**king annoying.

[LoveToMySilas]

I don't drink but for some reason, I find amusement in drunk people. Is that bad? I mean, not the creepy kind that try to hit on you but its just fun to watch them yell at each other at the top of their lungs while laughing with liquid coming out of their noses.

[*paperplane*]

i hate weepy drunks. they're so f**king annoying.

Really, what's the point of drinking if you're going to be like that? It can't possibly be any fun.

It's annoying when people don't know their limit's too. My friend's friend got sick in my room once (pre-gaming!), and it was the first time I'd met her. I don't want to deal with that shit.

[misoshiru]

lol. for me, if they're going to get sick, i kick them out. hahhahaha.

[*paperplane*]

Oh, she didn't stay. We called her boyfriend to come pick her up. I'm sure he was pleased.

[Tung]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

If you don't like her, why do you call her a friend?

Really, what's the point of drinking if you're going to be like that? It can't possibly be any fun.

Well I guess, there are all types of drunks. The angry drunk, the emo drunk, the crazy-loud drunk, etc. You don't exactly know how you will act once you are drunk until the next morning when you see pictures or your friends at the party tell you about it. Everyone reacts differently to alcohol.

[*paperplane*]

I'm pretty consistent, and I don't lose my self-awareness to that extent. Maybe I'm alone in this?

[illriginal]

I become too aware and start to analyze things negatively. Thus is why I don't drink, causes too many problems.

[Tung]

I become too aware and start to analyze things negatively. Thus is why I don't drink, causes too many problems.

Also, since you're trying to keep in shape with that body you probably don't drink right? I hate beer bellies, especially skinny girls, with incredibly big stomachs. It looks disgusting, total turnoff.

[illriginal]

Also, since you're trying to keep in shape with that body you probably don't drink right? I hate beer bellies, especially skinny girls, with incredibly big stomachs. It looks disgusting, total turnoff.

Beer bellies are only caused when you over eat, specially when you're drunk and your body's defense mechanism starts to beg for food in order to sober up. Technically speaking, beer alone is a lot more healthier than most fruit juices. They have barely any calories and they consist of electrolytes which is good for hydration. If you ever hit the bar/clubs you'll see some big guys drinkin heavy as hell and wonder how the hell is that possible. Till you do the research and realize beer is good lol

[Tung]

hmm..interesting. I guess I won't feel so bad drinking now. But I still heard it causes breakouts and acne more though. =\

[gojira]

wat. drunk girls are the way to go. WAT. dey r high too? impaired judgment = some1 is getting some tonight. whooooo.

[Tung]

wat. drunk girls are the way to go. WAT. dey r high too? impaired judgment = some1 is getting some tonight. whooooo.

wine is made from yeast.

[illriginal]

hmm..interesting. I guess I won't feel so bad drinking now. But I still heard it causes breakouts and acne more though. =\

Well this is true. But keep in mind if you're body is acne-less it'll be hard for acne to occur in the first place. The reason why it helps "break outs" is because whether you notice it or not, as you drink alcohol it'll start to sweat itself out. Thus causing the nasty alcohol/sweat smell. If you don't take a shower after a night of drinkin, then yes... you're basically letting yourself irritate the acne.

[gojira]

then come drink my wine baby. didja know you can get yeast on your tongue, tung. ;) ;) ;) ;)

[1angel3]

I usually just laugh at drunk people until they start getting violent then I don't mind being around them. But yeah when they start repeating things, I usually get really annoyed and walk off and hope they don't find me. I start to get paranoid when they in my car because I'm afraid they going to throw up in my car.

[Sumiaki]

I hate people like that. Some people just do it despite them being drunk, like it's all an act. Yes I get it, you're so wasted. Good job. I have noticed that it's mostly females that happen to say such things after having like one beer... Not saying that ALL or most females do such things.

[Imnot13]

lol...What the hell is Tamacracker even talking about?

Anyway, I hate when people don't know their limits and drink wayyy too much. How is that even fun? It's kind of ridiculous to drink when you can't control yourself. When I drink, I still act like myself. I mean, I might say some hella foolish shit once in a while but for the most part, I'm still the same.

I also hate when people the next day are like "OMG! I WAS SOOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!" That's just dumb.

Behold, for I, too, am hip. Will you accept me into your herd, fellow adolescent?

let's mate.

[aaayotiffany]

oh dangg.
i've never drank to the extent where i don't know whats going on. i don't think i've ever gotten drunk period. i've taken a couple drinks, two or three cups. but never to the point where i can say 'i'm drunk.'
i've seen PLENTY of friends do that and it bothers me so much. not only do i feel bad not taking care of them, but its embarrassing. seriously. and its really annoying.
especially once my best friend did it and her habit is constantly throwing herself on the ground calling for me [she calls me ling ling] - "LING LING! WHERE'S MY LING LING!? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY LING LING!!...LING LING, I DON'T WANNA GO HOMEE!"
and its like what the hell. *sighs* she doesn't drink like that anymore, but it was a horrible experience...
for me.

I also hate when people the next day are like "OMG! I WAS SOOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!" That's just dumb.

i agree. i don't think getting drunk is something to brag about. its not a pleasant sight for a lot of people.

[illriginal]

lol...What the hell is Tamacracker even talking about?

How it's annoying seeing drunk females... they're just plain annoying =\

[absinthe]

How it's annoying seeing drunk females... they're just plain annoying =\

the same applies to males.

[Tramatize]

^ oh! burn!

[illriginal]

the same applies to males.

I know but but... females are either really happy and loud, pissed off and bitchy, or emotional and winy. Men are just really happy and loud or just plain out pissed the f**k off and most likely startin trouble lol.

[absinthe]

I know but but... females are either really happy and loud, pissed off and bitchy, or emotional and winy. Men are just really happy and loud or just plain out pissed the f**k off and most likely startin trouble lol.

I know quite a few males that fit your female description.

[illriginal]

I know quite a few males that fit your female description.

o.O;
I said men sweety, not sissies.

Anyways we're waaay off topic, I'll leave the thread in peace :P

[*paperplane*]

I know but but... females are either really happy and loud, pissed off and bitchy, or emotional and winy. Men are just really happy and loud or just plain out pissed the f**k off and most likely startin trouble lol.

Bullshit, drunk men are way more obnoxious.

Meanwhile, I'd forgotten just how much I hate drunk people when sober. Bahhhh.

[Sumiaki]

o.O;
I said men sweety, not sissies.

Anyways we're waaay off topic, I'll leave the thread in peace :P

He's referring to ass grabbing, fight starting, lame pickup line dropping Men.

[absinthe]

He's referring to ass grabbing, fight starting, lame pickup line dropping Men.

ROFLMFAO, PWND.

[*Steven*]

cB has a pretty vague definition of 'pwnd'.

[illriginal]

cB has a pretty vague definition of 'pwnd'.

Apparently

[absinthe]

lawl. no. that was straight up pwnage.