USELESS, what is? Options

[xoxoxx]

ok I have to say, testicles are USELESS to me. They get itchy and sticky when it's hot and they are really useless. Sure they provide the generation of my sperm, but do I need children 24/7!? NO! I'll only need it once or twice in my lifetime. So you say, sperm does not always fertilize the egg. Well, I say, if we didn't produce so much sperm in a day maybe we could have stronger ones that ALWAYS fertilize.

what is one thing you find USELESS?

lol I can't believe I posted this.

[dustbunny]

well you'd need testicles if you had sex all the time. otherwise you'd run out of the spermies...

[pandora]

if you didn't have balls you wouldnt have much of a libido, i'd wager.

[misoshiru]

you're useless.

[xoxoxx]

isn't that a good thing then...

and why would you need sperm EVERY time. too many babies.

[pandora]

do you know what a libido is?

[misoshiru]

NO SEX FOR U

[1angel3]

Lol

[dustbunny]

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[xoxoxx]

no but I looked it up in a dictionary.
libido: sexual urge?

[monster]

your testicles aren't the main sperm creators. you can live without your testicles and still produce sperm.

[*Steven*]

Lance Armstrong = Uniballer

[superstitious]

Your Testicles and You

[xoxoxx]

thanks for that.

but still if we don't need testicles for sperm, aren't they even more useless.

[monster]

thanks for that.

but still if we don't need testicles for sperm, aren't they even more useless.

cut it off first and we'll see what happens.

[monster]

i might be wrong, but im sure the testicles produce a certain amount of testosterone. so, you kinda need it.

[pandora]

i might be wrong, but im sure the testicles produce a certain amount of testosterone. so, you kinda need it.

hence libido.

sean if you'd rather be a female, i'm sure that can be arranged with your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon (or butcher).

[Tung]

sean, haven't talk to you in like 3 months..and this is how you become without guidance of eddie little?

[pandora]

who's in your avatar, tung?

[Tung]

erika sawajiri, back off my woman!

[misoshiru]

I thought you were more into japanese porn stars.

[dustbunny]

^ the little kids on that site he showed us? LOL

[Tung]

That site isn't a porn site. Do you know what the definition of porn is? Anyways, no, I'm not into Japanese porn stars. I'm more into Asian Models with either acting or musical talent. Such as Leah Dizon, Rainie Yang, Misa Campo, Michelle Branch, etc.

Anyways, one could actually live without any testicle, but it's been reported that men who either been castrated or had a vasectomy, lost their sex drive. So I agree with what Trish said on libido.

You can argue that testosterone is needed, but it's not like Sean plays any sports, or is going to get laid, or do anything manly. He's better off at a nail salon.

[xoxoxx]

wait so without balls you can't get hard?

and so you can't have babies?

[absinthe]

wait so without balls you can't get hard?

and so you can't have babies?

Look up the word libido. It'll clear up A LOT of things for you.

[pandora]

You can argue that testosterone is needed, but it's not like Sean plays any sports, or is going to get laid, or do anything manly. He's better off at a nail salon.

HONNAYY... YOU LIKE KRYTO GELLL?!

[EddieV]

I do agree that it gets annoying in there. Though we need that sack of cum.

[stephinika]

Trish - That video is the best. Especially cause thats a lot like my nail place hahaha.

And um...when I read the topic opener all I could do was laugh, hehe...


And one of my godamn classes! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT CIRCUITS AND ARDUINO.

[fameONE]

I cherish my man-parts. I might not have the biggest bat, but I'm a slugger. My supporting cast is crucial to maximum productivity.

[S-Majere]

Those toys that come in crackers at Christmas. Useless.

[jaeman]

Put on a pair of Under Armour boxer jocks, they keep them from sticking to your legs.

[carolannexbh]

Topic opener made me laugh so hard

And...
Those calenders you get about a month before christmas and you open a small box each day of the calender. And the chocolate inside them is pretty useless too.

[pandora]

aww i like advent calendars.

[DoubleJ]

I cherish my man-parts. I might not have the biggest bat, but I'm a slugger. My supporting cast is crucial to maximum productivity.

This made me laugh lmao!

I think that powder works for the non sticking!

[JokeInsideJoke]

Lance Armstrong = Uniballer

i never thought of him like that...actualy ive never truly thought about him

[carolannexbh]

aww i like advent calendars.

i would like them more if the chocolate didnt suck or maybe its just cause we get the cheap ones haha

[JokeInsideJoke]

slippers.....why do you need them when you have socks??????? they just make me trip

[DoubleJ]

Hey, I like my ugg slippers!

[carolannexbh]

slippers.....why do you need them when you have socks??????? they just make me trip

what about slipper socks? those are like 2 in 1 and theyre amazing

[DoubleJ]

They have things like that?

[JokeInsideJoke]

to carolannexbh........ yeah, those should stay

and yeah, J, they do... i have like 6 pair... i keep geting them for xmas

[carolannexbh]

Ahah I have a pair of black ones that I got from target for like 2 bucks. They were on sale. Best thing I've ever gotten from that place The only thing that bothers me is the stupid suction cup things on the bottom (if you guys know what im talking about?) Anytime I wear them people are like "Oh! Can I feel them?" ahah they're super soft.

[JokeInsideJoke]

yeah the suction cups are useless

[chrislagace]

freeline skates and ripstiks are useless.

[Sumiaki]

MS Paint. Pretty darn useless.

[xoxoxx]

does anyone use outlook for windows.

i don't even get how to.

[pandora]

yes. outlook is awesome. but entourage for mac is even more awesome.

[fameONE]

Internet Explorer is pretty f**king useless.

[Just_Dream]

Michelle Branch, etc.

Michelle Branch is part Asian? I never knew that! Wow I learn something new every day. She's HAWT with a HAWT VOICE.




Anyways, EY remember Tom Green's lyrics: "love your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer!" Okay yea maybe that's random but I just wanted to say it once, since everyone's forgotten about him. D:


Wow this thread got sidetracked... lol

EDIT - TITS ARE USELESS! They get itchy and sticky when it's hot, bounce when we run, and they are really useless. Sure they provide breast milk to infants, but if you're not breast-feeding a child(ren) 24/7 or you don't have children, what's the point of them? HMM?! I'll never need it, EVER, in my lifetime. So you say, a child does not always need to be breast-fed. Well, I say, if there's milk formula that provides the same nutrients, women don't need TITS because the milk formula will ALWAYS provide nutrients for the babies!

lol I can't believe I posted this!!!!1111oneoneone.

[Sumiaki]

^Indonesian

Internet Explorer is pretty f**king useless.

It helps me explore the intranets.

[tokyo-rose]

Stupid posts made by people who don't seem to think before they submit.

[Just_Dream]

^ lmao you know I just jaykayz.

[Tung]

Michelle Branch is part Asian? I never knew that! Wow I learn something new every day. She's HAWT with a HAWT VOICE.

Yeah she's part Indonesian. I been an obsessed fan of here for 8 years now.

[Just_Dream]

Yeah she's part Indonesian. I been an obsessed fan of here for 8 years now.

I haven't heard songs from her in a while. Recommend me any new ones?

[illriginal]

Microshit Windows and their softwares.

[JokeInsideJoke]

mrs. packman..... why do you need mr. and mrs. ??????

[Sumiaki]

I haven't heard songs from her in a while. Recommend me any new ones?

She joined up with whatsherface and made "The Wreckers" Check their stuff out.

[Tung]

She joined up with whatsherface and made "The Wreckers" Check their stuff out.

That whatsherface is Jessica Harp, so show some damn respect. I recommend listening to The Wreckers, if you're a Michelle Branch fanatic, but if you were only a fan of her solo music, you might not enjoy The Wreckers. The Wreckers is more country than rock/alternative.

The last I've heard of The Wreckers, is that they were putting this band on a hiatus (August 2007), and pursuing with their solo careers. Michelle is on the process of recording a new album, and it's going to be releasing this coming summer. (Can't wait )

Her latest song would be back in 2005, featuring the great maestro Santana, "I'm Feeling You" Great song! I recommend it.

[carolannexbh]

Geometry. Who needs to learn it ? So useless.

[austinoutloud]

Geometry. Who needs to learn it ? So useless.

Any math taught beyond elementary school.

[JokeInsideJoke]

Any math taught beyond elementary school.

math should just go die

[xoxoxx]

history to an extent.

[illriginal]

history to an extent.

nowai... if history was abolished.. I'd be just as stupid as 85% of this world.

[xTINAA]

Stupid posts made by people who don't seem to think before they submit.

Haha, I agree!!

math should just go die

Math is actually NOT useless =) I'm sure you haven't even really taken any challenging math courses anyway.

[xoxoxx]

nowai... if history was abolished.. I'd be just as stupid as 85% of this world.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

Stupid as in lacking information or lacking common sense?

Why don't we study books that help us gain common sense, it would be quicker!