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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word . She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. i didnt compose |
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Jan 25 2008, 02:48 AM
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Wow, old.
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Jan 25 2008, 06:41 AM
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I'd forgotten this one, seemed new to me when I read it. *applauds*
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Jan 25 2008, 09:04 PM
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I've heard this before..
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Jan 26 2008, 05:38 AM
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I haven't heard of that before
 That's pretty funny.
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Jan 26 2008, 05:43 AM
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haha
that was good |
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Jan 26 2008, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE(Jennifer @ Jan 26 2008, 02:38 AM)  I haven't heard of that before same That's pretty funny. i LOL'd |
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Jan 26 2008, 01:40 PM
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copy pasta is old
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Jan 26 2008, 02:12 PM
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Seen it, but it's still good.
Humour? |
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Jan 26 2008, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(Jennifer @ Jan 26 2008, 02:38 AM) I haven't heard of that before That's pretty funny. Same.
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Jan 26 2008, 07:03 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
Hella old. Read it like 298347 times already.
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Jan 26 2008, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(Jennifer @ Jan 26 2008, 05:38 AM) I haven't heard of that before That's pretty funny.Me too I never heard of this before that is funny.
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Jan 26 2008, 11:41 PM
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 awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
QUOTE(aestheticYOU @ Jan 26 2008, 02:12 PM) Seen it, but it's still good. Humour? Probably more appropriate, but at least here it counts towards PPD. Woooh! Anyway. That was pretty good! I've never seen it before though. |
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Jan 27 2008, 10:46 AM
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I've seen this somewhere else before.
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