Performance In the Bedroom?, Discuss |
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 Jan 24 2008, 07:35 PM
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How would you, personally, describe how someone is "good" in bed? What is bad to you?
This has been irking me for about a week because my sex life is bland right now. Its been feeling like a chore this weekend. I know we all have different standards and expectations, so I'm just curious to hear some input from the forum. |
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Jan 24 2008, 07:37 PM
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hahahahahahhah ill be back to edit this
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Jan 24 2008, 07:44 PM
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Anything that's sincere, with additional strength and being man-handled. Nothing overtly forceful, though, that's borderlining rape. I'm not into that. But I don't like guys who aren't into what they're doing and going at some slow-assed pace. If he wants sex, he had better act like he f**king wants it.
Also, scenarios in which the other party completely wants me gets me hot, too, after a lot of teasing, and then some. If you want something new, maybe you should try anal sex. |
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Jan 24 2008, 07:54 PM
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Someone who truly wants to have sex with you. Physically they may be there with you while having sex, but are they there emotionally? I wouldn't want to have sex with someone who just do it to please me and go through the motion. A girl have to know how to move her hips and spread her legs nicely and know how to play sex talk. Talking dirty while having sex is one of my turn ons.
Whitney: Anal sex is my favorite position. Why? Because you get to bang her vagina, while having a nice view at her sweet ass, especially then you can grab on her two breasts. Sometimes she would have her head turned back and we make out while I bang her from behind. |
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Jan 24 2008, 08:01 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 24 2008, 07:54 PM)  Someone who truly wants to have sex with you. Physically they may be there with you while having sex, but are they there emotionally? I wouldn't want to have sex with someone who just do it to please me and go through the motion. A girl have to know how to move her hips and spread her legs nicely and know how to play sex talk. Talking dirty while having sex is one of my turn ons. Whitney: Anal sex is my favorite position. Why? Because you get to bang her vagina, while having a nice view at her sweet ass, especially then you can grab on her two breasts. Sometimes she would have her head turned back and we make out while I bang her from behind. Tung, anal sex is the penis in the a-hole, not doggy style. And, oh yeah, sexual noises (moans and groans) during sex is hot, too. People who are cold fish or aren't noisy in the bedroom are a little boring, suffice it to say. It's more enjoyable when you can blatantly hear that the person with whom you're having sex is liking it as much as you do. Good sex is when all of your five senses, to include emotions, are constantly stimulated and all you want after it is to pass out in pleasure. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:11 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
If someone is creativity and brings variety to the table, thats always fun.
 Its good to be a little musical or make a little noise once in a while too.
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Jan 24 2008, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 24 2008, 05:01 PM) Tung, anal sex is the penis in the a-hole, not doggy style. My mind was off where when I read your post. When I read anal sex, all I could think of was me penetrating a girl doggy style. But yes I meant I like doggy style. I've never had anal sex, as I think it's kinda weird having my penis up a rectum. 
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Jan 24 2008, 11:25 PM
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I think if a girl can blow my mind good then I am happy. I hate girl that just lay there and do nothing. I like the girls that bite and scratch and what not. When I am f**king a girl, I like to pull her hair and blow her back out. If you about that soft man shit, go see KC.
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Jan 24 2008, 11:26 PM
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rectum ...
dam, so technical. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 24 2008, 11:23 PM) My mind was off where when I read your post. When I read anal sex, all I could think of was me penetrating a girl doggy style. But yes I meant I like doggy style. I've never had anal sex, as I think it's kinda weird having my penis up a rectum. Doggy-style is a common position, so I figured it might be something new. It's certainly not for everyone. Sex toys might work, too, or a new environment. Discover each other's turn-ons, do some more foreplay, role-play (?). The best sex is with creative people, for sure. You would have to be extremely unimaginative to be bored of sex. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:29 PM
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Yo, one of my biggest turn ons is watching a girl pleasure herself. TMI? I don't give a f**k.
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Jan 24 2008, 11:40 PM
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Jan 24 2008, 11:43 PM
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good sex is when afterwards, all you wanna do is lay there for about 10 minutes...
get up, make some tacos, then have sex again. if you have sex, and can get right up and go play DDR or some shit... that was bad sex... either that or you're a rabbit. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:44 PM
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I'll admit I'll huff and puff and moan quietly, not loud like a girl's orgasm, but you know what I mean. I'll say things like "yeah, you like that?" And when I'm doing a drunk chick, I'll ask her if she wants it faster. Yeah toooo much information huh? Sorry.
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Jan 24 2008, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(icecreamisyummy @ Jan 24 2008, 10:40 PM) edit: Joselyn, you owe me for this. I rarely get down on the cunnilingus tip. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 24 2008, 11:44 PM) I'll admit I'll huff and puff and moan quietly, not loud like a girl's orgasm, but you know what I mean. I'll say things like "yeah, you like that?" And when I'm doing a drunk chick, I'll ask her if she wants it faster. Yeah toooo much information huh? Sorry. Definitely not TMI! Joselyn, my my aren't we breaking out of our shell. |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:50 PM
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imma have to edit that
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Jan 24 2008, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 24 2008, 11:48 PM) I rarely get down on the cunnilingus tip. What's that? |
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Jan 24 2008, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 24 2008, 10:55 PM) What's that? Eatin' pussy. |
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Jan 25 2008, 12:02 AM
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be vocal for pete's sake, unless the parents are next door.
be fun, don't just do the same three things over and over again. try new things. HAVE FUN. enjoy it. if you're not enjoying it, tell me why and we'll get it fixed... if you're just going to be totally emotionless the whole time, i'll just get off and leave. cuddle afterwards, or at least stay near me. if you must sleep, at least don't just leave me in the freezing cold because i get cold stupid-easy. say my name. it assures me that you know who i am ;d there's a lot. |
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Jan 25 2008, 12:03 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 24 2008, 11:56 PM) Eatin' pussy. Oh ok. My brain doesn't work after nine. QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Jan 25 2008, 12:02 AM) be vocal for pete's sake, unless the parents are next door. be fun, don't just do the same three things over and over again. try new things. HAVE FUN. enjoy it. if you're not enjoying it, tell me why and we'll get it fixed... if you're just going to be totally emotionless the whole time, i'll just get off and leave. cuddle afterwards, or at least stay near me. if you must sleep, at least don't just leave me in the freezing cold because i get cold stupid-easy. say my name. it assures me that you know who i am ;d there's a lot. Ruth, a n***a who is not satisfying you, is stupid. You are crazy fresh. No pedo or anything. Just a compliment. |
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Jan 25 2008, 12:05 AM
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Oh, and guy who doesn't just stop after he's done. Motherf**ker.
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Jan 25 2008, 12:05 AM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
i didn't mean to imply that i wasn't happy with who i'm with :P but thank youu
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Jan 25 2008, 04:42 AM
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QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 24 2008, 06:44 PM) Anything that's sincere, with additional strength and being man-handled. Nothing overtly forceful, though, that's borderlining rape. I'm not into that. But I don't like guys who aren't into what they're doing and going at some slow-assed pace. If he wants sex, he had better act like he f**king wants it. Also, scenarios in which the other party completely wants me gets me hot, too, after a lot of teasing, and then some. If you want something new, maybe you should try anal sex. Anal is risky with me. Most females I've tried it with can't handle it and just attempting anal ruins the mood entirely. The only women that didn't complain had a certain fetish for it. So I had no problems getting in there. I'm very selective about who I get involved with for a long list of reasons. The most obvious; I like being clean, I don't want kids, and that specific sexual encounter doesn't have to mean anything per se, but I don't want to just run through a bunch of skeezers. Thats what college was for. I have no middle ground, I'm either making love and being the hopeless romantic I am at heart, or I'm blowing backs out and listening to Jeezy. I'll f**k while wearing a fitted. West Coast Productions style. |
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Jan 25 2008, 06:20 AM
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yeah i dont do anal. i tried it twice with my bf because he's always asking but then i finally told him i dont wanna do it anymore haha. it totally ruins the mood for me, and therefore it's not enjoyable for him either.
Pull my hair. Dirty talk is a huge turn on for me. im always sayin "talk to me" when we're having sex. i like a guy to take charge - i HATE a submissive guy. Be a man. I like to be the submissive. (probably cuz outside of the bedroom im pretty much in charge of everyone haha). i dont really like it when most guys try and go down on me. most of the time they dont do it right, or they do but they havent shaved in two days and all i feel is their stubble. god that really sucks. i actually like giving head if im really in the mood. |
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Jan 25 2008, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 25 2008, 04:42 AM) Anal is risky with me. Most females I've tried it with can't handle it and just attempting anal ruins the mood entirely. The only women that didn't complain had a certain fetish for it. So I had no problems getting in there. I'm very selective about who I get involved with for a long list of reasons. The most obvious; I like being clean, I don't want kids, and that specific sexual encounter doesn't have to mean anything per se, but I don't want to just run through a bunch of skeezers. Thats what college was for. I have no middle ground, I'm either making love and being the hopeless romantic I am at heart, or I'm blowing backs out and listening to Jeezy. I'll f**k while wearing a fitted. West Coast Productions style. WCP FTW! Yeah there is no middle ground for me either. I am either going to go and have a nice time, or I am trying to beat your shit down. f**king just any old girl is not happening. I can tell right off the bat if you are fresh or not ya dig. QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 25 2008, 06:20 AM) yeah i dont do anal. i tried it twice with my bf because he's always asking but then i finally told him i dont wanna do it anymore haha. it totally ruins the mood for me, and therefore it's not enjoyable for him either. Pull my hair. Dirty talk is a huge turn on for me. im always sayin "talk to me" when we're having sex. i like a guy to take charge - i HATE a submissive guy. Be a man. I like to be the submissive. (probably cuz outside of the bedroom im pretty much in charge of everyone haha). i dont really like it when most guys try and go down on me. most of the time they dont do it right, or they do but they havent shaved in two days and all i feel is their stubble. god that really sucks. i actually like giving head if im really in the mood. Trish, you are definitely a team player. |
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Jan 25 2008, 03:35 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 25 2008, 01:34 PM) WCP FTW! Yeah there is no middle ground for me either. I am either going to go and have a nice time, or I am trying to beat your shit down. f**king just any old girl is not happening. I can tell right off the bat if you are fresh or not ya dig. Trish, you are definitely a team player. 
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Jan 26 2008, 03:57 AM
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wtf does that mean hahahahah
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Jan 26 2008, 09:19 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 26 2008, 02:57 AM) wtf does that mean hahahahah I'm surprised you didn't rip him a new one, unless you really didn't catch what the implication was. |
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Jan 26 2008, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 26 2008, 09:19 AM) I'm surprised you didn't rip him a new one, unless you really didn't catch what the implication was. Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are, but I definitely meant it in a good way. |
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Jan 26 2008, 08:08 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN. I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR HIP URBAN LINGO.
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Jan 26 2008, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 24 2008, 11:48 PM) I rarely get down on the cunnilingus tip. what i owe you??? :-D |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 26 2008, 08:08 PM) TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN. I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR HIP URBAN LINGO. That it is good that you are into sex that way, but most girls don't give head. Hence why I was saying that you are a team player. |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 26 2008, 09:29 PM) That it is good that you are into sex that way, but most girls don't give head. Hence why I was saying that you are a team player. What kind of girls do you hang out with? Every girl I know either gives or doesn't mind or loves giving head. And I know a lot of girls. |
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Jan 26 2008, 09:34 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
i thought a team player was a chick that likes group sex
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Jan 26 2008, 09:35 PM
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So do I, but how about I give you an example. I was driving one night, and I had picked a girl up from her chorus practice at school. As a matter of fact, it was the night before my fire exam. Any who, we drove to McDonald's, and she was clearly blazed. We were talking about sex and giving head, and she goes damn I could go for some head right now. In my head I am like word, so I was like damn so could I as a good luck charm. She was like so listen, you can eat me out, but I haven't shaved in like a week. I was like what about my good luck head, she was like I will give you a hand job, but I don't put anything in my mouth. Don't you know I kicked that bitch out at the nearest bus stop and let her smell the tire smoke.
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Jan 26 2008, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 26 2008, 08:35 PM) So do I, but how about I give you an example. I was driving one night, and I had picked a girl up from her chorus practice at school. As a matter of fact, it was the night before my fire exam. Any who, we drove to McDonald's, and she was clearly blazed. We were talking about sex and giving head, and she goes damn I could go for some head right now. In my head I am like word, so I was like damn so could I as a good luck charm. She was like so listen, you can eat me out, but I haven't shaved in like a week. I was like what about my good luck head, she was like I will give you a hand job, but I don't put anything in my mouth. Don't you know I kicked that bitch out at the nearest bus stop and let her smell the tire smoke.  I hope you have your bus pass!
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Jan 27 2008, 02:46 AM
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who give's road head?
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Jan 27 2008, 02:47 AM
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^Good question.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:26 AM
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golden shower anyone?
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Jan 27 2008, 03:39 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:26 AM) golden shower anyone? Be ready to sign the divorce papers when I get home. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:40 AM
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i was just kidding :[
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Jan 27 2008, 03:42 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:40 AM) i was just kidding :[ Very well. Just have dinner ready, then. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:42 AM
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Jan 27 2008, 03:44 AM
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Jan 27 2008, 03:45 AM
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You may rub my feet.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:45 AM
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and maybe my clit.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:48 AM
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 You may have a few bruises already, but you'll have more after tonight. I'm going to have an enjoyable time with you tonight. 
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Jan 27 2008, 03:48 AM
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im not scared.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:48 AM) im not scared. No? Then feel free to sit down. Choose your location wisely. |
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Jan 27 2008, 03:51 AM
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on the... chair?
 
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Jan 27 2008, 03:56 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:51 AM) on the... chair? My face. Or we can skip the games and you can sit down on Big Daddy's "service member." |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:04 AM
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QUOTE Brace yourself for impact. If you know youre going to crash, brace yourself. Return your seat back to its full upright position and assume one of two "brace positions."
* If the seat or bulkhead in front of you is close enough to easily reach, place one hand palm-down on the back of that seat, cross the other hand palm-down over the first hand, and rest your forehead against your hands (dont lace your fingers). It is also sometimes recommended to put your head directly against the seat in front of you and lace your fingers behind your head, tucking your upper arms against the sides of your head. * If you dont have a seat close in front of you, bend forward and put your chest on your thighs and your head between your knees. Cross your wrists in front of your lower calves, and grab your ankles. In either position, your feet should be flat on the floor and further back than your knees to reduce injuries to your feet and legs, which you will need in order to successfully exit the craft after impact. Remain calm |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:06 AM
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Good. Now keep reading that until you have it memorized. I don't want you to be surprised when I come crashing in.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:08 AM
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sorry, i think round one goes to trish.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:09 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:08 AM) sorry, i think round one goes to trish. Damn. We're still going to f**k, right? |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:11 AM
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That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above?
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Jan 27 2008, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:11 AM) That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above? Listen, and listen well, you sadistic dominatrix; the only one who's going to be taking meat injections is you. The bedroom is my domain. You've already agreed to verbally and on paper. |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:15 AM
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GOD, FINE.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:15 AM) GOD, FINE. Gotcha, bitch! 
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Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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Jan 27 2008, 04:18 AM
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On second thought, you were joking about the golden showers, but I don't think you're joking about scat.
Good thing you didn't shred the divorce papers, yet... or did you? |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:20 AM
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When having sex, make sure too know who are you actually f**king. It might just end up being some ugly chick, that u met in the dark.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...=196939&hl= |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:25 AM
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2 Members: sweetasphyxia, icecreamisyummy
hi! |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:29 AM
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Can I join this threesome?
3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 3 Members: BrandonSaunders, sweetasphyxia, icecreamisyummy |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:31 AM
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what?! i don't share.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:53 AM
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wtf???? you get my left overs since i get to see him first :-D
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Jan 27 2008, 04:56 AM
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wait i didnt read the rest of it.
wtf... dude idk wtf is goign on. |
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Jan 27 2008, 05:14 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 12:42 AM) HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:12 PM
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This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!
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Jan 27 2008, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 06:12 PM) This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy! ..or the one who's actually sexually active... 
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Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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who's not sexually active in this thread?
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Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 10:12 PM) This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!  why do i feel like the youngest one in here? |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 06:30 PM) who's not sexually active in this thread? With the recent events happening to cB members (Eddie lying about having a gf, or mycupoftea using fake pictures), and how they are busted, I wouldn't leave any doubt if their were others out there lying.
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Jan 27 2008, 09:33 PM
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how would anyone get busted for not being sexually active?
 we might just have to meet up and see :D |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Jan 27 2008, 08:33 PM) how would anyone get busted for not being sexually active? we might just have to meet up and see :D Ruth, did you not read the disclaimer? You must be, at least, 18 to ride. |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:59 PM
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whats this about eddie?
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Jan 27 2008, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 06:59 PM) whats this about eddie? Check the You and your beau thread and go start reading from page 2-3. |
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Jan 27 2008, 10:07 PM
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censored for the prude!
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 27 2008, 10:58 PM) Ruth, did you not read the disclaimer? You must be, at least, 18 to ride. my penis pony didn't have a disclaimer.
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Jan 27 2008, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Jan 27 2008, 09:07 PM) censored for the prude! my penis pony didn't have a disclaimer. The instructions can be found online. Your point of contact is Brandon Saunders. He'lls assist you with customer service and quality assurance. |
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Jan 28 2008, 12:15 AM
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Damn. This topic is quite fun.
 Hm. Depends on my mood. I can go for either slow & romantic or hard, rough, animalistic, haha. What's good? Being vocal like many have already said, being willing to give and take. Hmm. Yah. My brain isn't working right now but I'll add more later. No anal for me though, thats for sure. Not my thing. Oral either way is fine by me too. |
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QUOTE(LoveToMySilas @ Jan 24 2008, 11:11 PM) If someone is creativity and brings variety to the table, thats always fun. Its good to be a little musical or make a little noise once in a while too.lol.. singing while having sex? hahahahahahaha |
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Feb 2 2008, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Feb 2 2008, 07:23 PM) lol.. singing while having sex? hahahahahahaha I don't sing, but you have to make your partner hit the high notes. 
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Feb 2 2008, 08:29 PM
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I sort of take back what I said about making noises during sex. Some noises can be fairly unattractive and a complete turn-off.
I knew a guy who had a girlfriend who would make noises similar to dolphin noises. The, "eek! eek! eek!" and then grunting gets me. I hate grunting; grunting is for bulls. |
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Feb 2 2008, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Feb 2 2008, 07:29 PM) I sort of take back what I said about making noises during sex. Some noises can be fairly unattractive and a complete turn-off. I knew a guy who had a girlfriend who would make noises similar to dolphin noises. The, "eek! eek! eek!" and then grunting gets me. I hate grunting; grunting is for bulls. That would end the night completely. |
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Feb 2 2008, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 2 2008, 09:27 PM) I don't sing, but you have to make your partner hit the high notes. *refers to The Dream - Falsetto* This is what I do yall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_jyrbofQqs Now I gotta talking like this in her falsetto. |
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Feb 2 2008, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM) why do i feel like the youngest one in here? Ruth I knew that you would not like my comment lol! |
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Feb 4 2008, 12:35 AM
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it might feel like a chore at times, but its the best chore in life. if i even hear the word "honey?" in a certain way, im already naked and saying yes ma'am!
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Feb 4 2008, 12:39 AM
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Good is staying as far away from me and my bed as possible.
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Feb 9 2008, 10:09 AM
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I know it seems like I'm the resident sex-fiend on these forums, but I'm really not. Love can actually make a huge difference. When I think about the best sex I've ever had, it was because I felt a certain way about the broad, not because we did anything that was out of the ordinary.
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Feb 13 2008, 09:46 AM
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^^
Very smart man. I agree completely, cause yeah Tung keeps calling me a sex crazed girl apparently. =p But mind you, I can't say much as I've only been with one person, so yeah... |
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Feb 13 2008, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 9 2008, 10:09 AM) I know it seems like I'm the resident sex-fiend on these forums, but I'm really not. Love can actually make a huge difference. When I think about the best sex I've ever had, it was because I felt a certain way about the broad, not because we did anything that was out of the ordinary. That's respect right there, Brandon. 
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Feb 13 2008, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Feb 13 2008, 01:33 PM) That's respect right there, Brandon. What? What'd I say? 
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Feb 14 2008, 05:18 PM
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women don't usually like to be called "broad"
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Feb 14 2008, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 14 2008, 04:18 PM) women don't usually like to be called "broad" Sorry. Its a northeastern thing, you know that. My mother says it all the time, and refers to herself as "one tough broad." Force of habit. Sorry, ladies. |
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Feb 16 2008, 12:40 PM
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Broad or John FTW!
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Feb 17 2008, 02:06 AM
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apologize with a penis and forgiven with an orgasm!
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Feb 17 2008, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 24 2008, 07:35 PM) How would you, personally, describe how someone is "good" in bed? What is bad to you? This has been irking me for about a week because my sex life is bland right now. Its been feeling like a chore this weekend. I know we all have different standards and expectations, so I'm just curious to hear some input from the forum. I dislike girls that lay there like a dead limp body. Gotta be a girl who wants it just as bad as I do. She's gotta work for hers just like I work for mine. |
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Feb 21 2008, 08:33 AM
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Good sex is...
A good rhytm, not the same all the time.. eye contact... and especially that youre not only physical but also emotionally connected. And he doesnt only think about himself. I dont like getting head most of the time, it's just not very comfortable en I dont feel a lot when he's giving it. I do like giving head though |
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Feb 21 2008, 09:40 AM
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QUOTE(xFaith @ Feb 21 2008, 08:33 AM) Good sex is... A good rhytm, not the same all the time.. eye contact... and especially that youre not only physical but also emotionally connected. And he doesnt only think about himself. I dont like getting head most of the time, it's just not very comfortable en I dont feel a lot when he's giving it. I do like giving head though o.O I didn't know girls can get head? Unless they have clit-dick LOL |
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