Best line you have used to get a girl/guy into bed |
![]() ![]() |
Best line you have used to get a girl/guy into bed |
![]()
Post
#1
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
One of mines would have to be: I'm saying though, stop talking shit and suck the dick.
![]() ![]() |
|
|
![]()
Post
#2
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
f**k me
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#3
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#4
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
![]() |
|
|
![]()
Post
#5
|
|
![]() Resource Center Tyrant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 ![]() |
Who needs cheesy lines? Just show up naked.
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#6
|
|
![]() Yup thats my girlfriend. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 ![]() |
BITCH YOU GOT SOME SIBLINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT
then she started sucking my dick trying to make up for it. ![]() |
|
|
![]()
Post
#7
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#8
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
Im currently in Illinois (chicago area)
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#9
|
|
![]() ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#10
|
|
![]() Fellatio. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 ![]() |
Why don't we take a nap?
So we did. And we did it. |
|
|
*yrrnotelekktric* |
![]()
Post
#11
|
Guest ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#12
|
|
![]() Resource Center Tyrant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 ![]() |
|
|
|
*yrrnotelekktric* |
![]()
Post
#13
|
Guest ![]() |
^ HAHAHAHA. thats the funniest thing i`ve seen all day.
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#14
|
|
![]() Fellatio. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#15
|
|
![]() Resource Center Tyrant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#16
|
|
![]() ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#17
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#18
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 ![]() |
All you have to do is play Twister.
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#19
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
This thread is bananas lmao!
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#20
|
|
![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
"You be Batman, I'll be Wonder Woman"
Dont ask... |
|
|
![]()
Post
#21
|
|
![]() ◕ ◡ ◕ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,779 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 416,697 ![]() |
nice shoes lets f**k
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#22
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#23
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
"I live in 333, so just skip the small talk and meet me up there in 10 minutes."
"Wow, umm, a little confident, huh?" "9 minutes." "I'll be there in 5." She was there in 5 minutes. |
|
|
![]()
Post
#24
|
|
![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#25
|
|
![]() i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 ![]() |
"I don't have an STD and my tubes are tied."
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#26
|
|
![]() Yup thats my girlfriend. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 ![]() |
Let me put my key in your ignition.
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#27
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#28
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#29
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I was in the hallway one time with a girl and she said,
"I want you to give me that dick daddy so I can swallow your kids" I smashed it down like an Idaho potato. |
|
|
![]()
Post
#30
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#31
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
^ I have taught you well my son.
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#32
|
|
![]() cB Assassin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 ![]() |
Hi ::hump::
That's actually happened.... |
|
|
![]()
Post
#33
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
One of the best that I have used on somebody was:
Hey have your pipes recently been cleaned? |
|
|
![]()
Post
#34
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#35
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
When are we going to hear details of one of your episodes?
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#36
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
I want to hear about some freaky shit. If I talk about one of my episodes, I'll probably get banned again.
I like hearing about the kinky madness that other people have done. It gives me ideas. |
|
|
![]()
Post
#37
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I want to hear about some freaky shit. If I talk about one of my episodes, I'll probably get banned again. I like hearing about the kinky madness that other people have done. It gives me ideas. Co-sign. I totally want to hear about some of these stories. Maybe we need a special cb sex forum for sex tips and what not! |
|
|
![]()
Post
#38
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
I'm making a thread...
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#39
|
|
Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 282 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,342 ![]() |
"This is one of my many real estates, I'm a rich man"
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#40
|
|
![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
|
|
|
![]()
Post
#41
|
|
![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
You got banned for telling a sex story?? Not at all. The moderating team from that time period didn't match up to the ones we have now. They knew a lot about designing, but they were a bunch of skuzzy hoes and bitch niggas (for the most part, there were a few cool people) that couldn't be trusted. At the time, I had a little thing going on with a certain someone who logged onto her friend's account, and viewed the mod forums. The mods, to my surprise hated on absolutely EVERYONE. Shit was childish. I wasn't any better because I rubbed it in their faces. In turn, I got banned for two months, and my boys from Illesty.com came through and spammed the forum. We had the 'Free BrandonSaunders' movement going for a couple weeks, then we just got bored. |
|
|
![]()
Post
#42
|
|
![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
Not at all. The moderating team from that time period didn't match up to the ones we have now. They knew a lot about designing, but they were a bunch of skuzzy hoes and bitch niggas (for the most part, there were a few cool people) that couldn't be trusted. At the time, I had a little thing going on with a certain someone who logged onto her friend's account, and viewed the mod forums. The mods, to my surprise hated on absolutely EVERYONE. Shit was childish. I wasn't any better because I rubbed it in their faces. In turn, I got banned for two months, and my boys from Illesty.com came through and spammed the forum. We had the 'Free BrandonSaunders' movement going for a couple weeks, then we just got bored. Damn they were definitely on some od shit back then. |
|
|
![]()
Post
#43
|
|
![]() :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 ![]() |
GET NAKED, YOU STRANGE WHORE!
![]() |
|
|
![]() ![]() |