i cant get a tampon to go up my vagina Options

[LianaIsTheShit]

(:
teehee
but yeah. it wont work. it hurts and i cant like get it up there and i've tried many times. how do i do it?

[dustbunny]

who said anything about a vagina?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO UP YOUR NOSE! D:

read the instructional manual

[superstitious]

How To Insert a Tampon
From Tracee Cornforth,
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Most women will want to use a tampon at some time. A properly inserted tampon will not cause any discomfort. Here's how to comfortably use tampons.
Difficulty: Easy
Time Required: 5 minutes
Here's How:

1. Relax! Try not to worry about inserting the tampon right the first time. If you are tense it will make insertion harder.
2. The best time to practice inserting a tampon is during the heavy part of your period. The tampon should glide inside your vagina easily without any discomfort.
3. Decide if you prefer to insert the tampon standing or sitting. If sitting is your preference, sit on the toilet. If you want to try standing, putting one foot on the bathtub helps.
4. Hold the tampon applicator in your right hand if you are right-handed, or left if left-handed.
5. Use your thumb and middle finger to hold the bottom of the larger, outer tube.
6. Point the tip of the applicator toward your vagina, facing slightly towards the back. The smaller tube should be pointed away from your body.
7. Use your other hand to open your vagina.
8. Place the tip of the applicator at the opening of your vagina.
9. Gently push the smaller end of the applicator in until it is completely inside the larger outer tube. This pushes the tampon into your vagina and out of the tube.
10. With your thumb and middle finger still on the outer tube, release the smaller tube and let the strings dangle freely.
11. Gently pull the two tubes out together.
12. Dispose of the applicator according to the manufactuer's instructions.
13. When you are ready to remove the tampon, gently pull the withdrawl strings down and forward. The used tampon may be flushed down the toilet.

Tips:

1. Lubricating the rounded end of the tampon with a water-based lubricant such as K-Y Jelly can make insertion easier the first few times. Don't use petroleum jelly.
2. Always read the manufactuer's instructions throughly before using any type of tampon.
3. If the tampon feels uncomfortable it is probably not inserted far enough into your vagina. Try again with a new tampon.

What You Need:

* Tampons
* water-based lubricant

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealtht...Insert_Tamp.htm

Some YouTube fun:
YouTube - How to Insert a Tampon
YouTube - How to Insert a Tampon

[annalucky]

^rofl.

Maybe the tampon isn't for you. Stick to the pad.

[*CowerPointyObjects*]

Keep trying and you'll get it eventually. That's all you need to know, and really the only advice that is of any use, in the end.

[Tung]

Would you like me to stick my dick up there instead?

[libertie]

Keep trying and you'll get it eventually. That's all you need to know, and really the only advice that is of any use, in the end.

QFT. That's really the best advice, because the bottom line is you'll probably be tense even if you're trying not to be. Just keep trying. *shrug*

Would you like me to stick my dick up there instead?

Wow Tung, that's so incredibly inappropriate even I'm surprised.

[Tung]

Wow Tung, that's so incredibly inappropriate even I'm surprised.

Does it turn you on Dani?

[Cattt]

Would you like me to stick my dick up there instead?

Anyway, you might want to try a smaller tampon? Like a OB tampon (even those don't have applicators). And if you use the cardboard kind, those hurt a bit. Use Playtex Gentle Glide. Those are the best for beginners in my opinion.

Or just stick to the pad.

[Joss-eh-lime]

hahaha i love your blunt title.

yeah wont work for me either.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

Does it turn you on Dani?

dude, use a pad.

and , theres youtube videos on how to insert one?

[JokeInsideJoke]

Would you like me to stick my dick up there instead?

uummmm.... why would a guy post, or look at this topic anyway????

[tokyo-rose]

uummmm.... why would a guy post, or look at this topic anyway????

He's just joking; and guys look in the Girls' Locker all the time.

[EddieV]

Must be tight.

[livwho]

Stick with the pad until you're a little more comfortable.

I got it right away... maybe you're just "tight" as Eddie said.

[karmakiller]

Oh gosh, guys.

Make sure you use ones with applicators. Start with the light ones. Tampax makes really nice plastic ones... use the light days. They're purple. Make sure you put it in far enough. The boxes have little directions on them. Don't try to use them for the first time in a public bathroom or anything. Use them first at home and make sure you give yourself enough time. If you can fill it you either put it in wrong or your flow isn't heavy enough to warrant using one.

[twotootz02]

i kno how u feel. this shit hurts lik hell!
but my doctor says sticking to pads is the best way until u hvae a kid!


doc knows best!